I want to hear Slats' real story

[WileOut]

From what I've heard JJ Slats is a gambling legend. What I want to know is how he did it. Whats the real story. I heard maybe he made it big by betting horses. Lets hear it.

[SBR Lou]

He went to Vegas and put it all on red.

[LargeMouthBass]

Is JJ Slats, JJ Gold's dad?

[jjgold]

Willy I had it all at one time, started way back when I was about 12 betting parlay cards with locals and hanging with wise guys on street corners. Son I eventually quit school and started to hustle and things start going well for me. I guess by like 18 I was a big time better and beard for wise guys and making lots of cash. I had mink coats, women and cash all the time and always had 2 ladies on each ar(black broads). I was a real life sugar daddy living the life, kind of like John Travolta but acted more like a black guy. I probably had like 15 bookmakers then across the Country making plays. It was the life, singing at night by the garbage fires on street corners with all the wise guys, banging black broads ans in alleys, drinking, smoking and gambling. I always kept my money in my tight sweats wrapped in tin foil. I was so big time, carried a 44 caliber all the time and still do.

Well what went wrong?? It all got to my head and the internet came along and I fukked it all up including my appearance. In my prime I was packing like a 3.5 inch dick and was 5-4, 125 and ripped with loads of hair on my head!! I wish I could go back to those days, now I am like 5-4, 301, 2.5 dick.

I guess things just went bad gradually and eventually lost all my cash and everything else, basically now living in a basement, done things I am not proud of to get money like blowing old guys, fighting old guys, ect. Basically trying to hustle anyway to get money to gamble. I have had numrous bank loans, tons of loan sharks, markers, ect.

When I will still holding on I realized some of the locals I called all went offshore and became big, that is how I know many of them now and have been done to CR numerous times. I know the ins and outs more than anyone on any forum.

I guess like 7 years ago I started telling my stories on internet when all these type forums started and have given all my real life stories and gambling expertise. So many crazy stories and if some guys can learn from me it is all worth it.

During this internet gambling craze I have had ups and downs also betting as much as $35,000 on some games to as low as $1 parlays on others. I have humilaited myself on these forums because of my truthful stories and I think that is why I became a legend on the posting boards. Most guys would never tell all the personal shit I have said.

I ahve had epic posting wars with forum owners and posters alike. The Major of Major Wager tired to kill me a few times but was a lousy shot and did not know how to use a gun. He set me up a few times in alleys in CR and we had some shootouts.

I never went into the shootouts I had down in the wild west, these bookmakers play hard down there. I got into a little gambling trouble in CR a ways back and stole a bookmakers girl so he ordered a shootout with me.

I swear you cannot make this shit up!! I try to stay out of there now, no laws down there .

Yes I am the guy that still hangs with High Schooo kids, ect. They love me and look up to me as gambling legend here in Newark. The stories are true and me wearing bow-an-arrows outfits in the streets, running sprints on major roads on the middle center line, hitting baseballs off buildings to get wind directions to bet local games and gain an edge. Still once in a while throw bubble gum of apt buildings to the kids when i have cash.

I am still sharp as ever but my gambling addictions get the best of me, I will make a comeback and be on top some day. I still know all the local sharps and national sharps and still speak daily to big bookmakers offshore. It is a matter of time I get back up on my feet and have cash again.

no son I lose tons of money on horses to the tune of at least $95,000 through the years. I am down like $40,000 this year ands living day to day and hoping for the best. I tried working many many jobs but for some reason bosses out to get me and I get fired. all were not my fault. I have a company now called Joey Slats fencing that does ok but I have massive bills from gambling so trying to dig out.

Its all good and I am jsut a big kid/coach trying to teach everyone on the forums about gambling and life.

Good Luck

[LargeMouthBass]

Never a dull moment in your life huh JJ? Maybe instead of panhandling, you should start writing a chapter a day for a book titled "Living the Life..." or something?

[gummo]

I told you that your Pats/Yanks parlay last night would turn things around. Good luck. We like Philly -6.5 tonight.

[WileOut]

Amazing. A man of your stature kind enough to throw the kiddies some candy. Heart of gold. Great story slats I hope you are back on top very soon.

[Tchocky]

JJ Gold could sell his life story to Hollywood.

[EJandV]

Very cool man !!! I am impressed . )))))

[SBR Lou]

Ever run into Senator Larry Craig JJ? I would buy your book also bro.

[compaqDikk]

when JJ gets picked up by the pros or gets timeSlot or column on the networks, he will not even acknowledge you shut-ins.

[raiders72002]

Coach- When's the movie coming out? Youtube just isn't good enough.

[zootiehead]

When I think of good times I think of singing by garbage fires! lol

[JBC77]

From what I've heard JJ Slats is a gambling legend. What I want to know is how he did it. Whats the real story. I heard maybe he made it big by betting horses. Lets hear it.

It's a mystery. Seems like no one knows who jjgold/slats really is, or they refuse to say.

What we know seems like 1/2 real life, 1/4 entertainment and a 1/4 fairytale. The guy is f!@#ing hilarious though.

[remmy358]

slats is great. i can tell he's a great guy. too bad his life went downhill. i hope he can turn it around - he deserves it.

[Brock Landers]

Willy I had it all at one time, started way back when I was about 12 betting parlay cards with locals and hanging with wise guys on street corners. Son I eventually quit school and started to hustle and things start going well for me. I guess by like 18 I was a big time better and beard for wise guys and making lots of cash. I had mink coats, women and cash all the time and always had 2 ladies on each ar(black broads). I was a real life sugar daddy living the life, kind of like John Travolta but acted more like a black guy. I probably had like 15 bookmakers then across the Country making plays. It was the life, singing at night by the garbage fires on street corners with all the wise guys, banging black broads ans in alleys, drinking, smoking and gambling. I always kept my money in my tight sweats wrapped in tin foil. I was so big time, carried a 44 caliber all the time and still do. Well what went wrong?? It all got to my head and the internet came along and I fukked it all up including my appearance. In my prime I was packing like a 3.5 inch dick and was 5-4, 125 and ripped with loads of hair on my head!! I wish I could go back to those days, now I am like 5-4, 301, 2.5 dick. I guess things just went bad gradually and eventually lost all my cash and everything else, basically now living in a basement, done things I am not proud of to get money like blowing old guys, fighting old guys, ect. Basically trying to hustle anyway to get money to gamble. I have had numrous bank loans, tons of loan sharks, markers, ect. When I will still holding on I realized some of the locals I called all went offshore and became big, that is how I know many of them now and have been done to CR numerous times. I know the ins and outs more than anyone on any forum. I guess like 7 years ago I started telling my stories on internet when all these type forums started and have given all my real life stories and gambling expertise. So many crazy stories and if some guys can learn from me it is all worth it. During this internet gambling craze I have had ups and downs also betting as much as $35,000 on some games to as low as $1 parlays on others. I have humilaited myself on these forums because of my truthful stories and I think that is why I became a legend on the posting boards. Most guys would never tell all the personal shit I have said. I ahve had epic posting wars with forum owners and posters alike. The Major of Major Wager tired to kill me a few times but was a lousy shot and did not know how to use a gun. He set me up a few times in alleys in CR and we had some shootouts. I never went into the shootouts I had down in the wild west, these bookmakers play hard down there. I got into a little gambling trouble in CR a ways back and stole a bookmakers girl so he ordered a shootout with me. I swear you cannot make this shit up!! I try to stay out of there now, no laws down there . Yes I am the guy that still hangs with High Schooo kids, ect. They love me and look up to me as gambling legend here in Newark. The stories are true and me wearing bow-an-arrows outfits in the streets, running sprints on major roads on the middle center line, hitting baseballs off buildings to get wind directions to bet local games and gain an edge. Still once in a while throw bubble gum of apt buildings to the kids when i have cash. I am still sharp as ever but my gambling addictions get the best of me, I will make a comeback and be on top some day. I still know all the local sharps and national sharps and still speak daily to big bookmakers offshore. It is a matter of time I get back up on my feet and have cash again. no son I lose tons of money on horses to the tune of at least $95,000 through the years. I am down like $40,000 this year ands living day to day and hoping for the best. I tried working many many jobs but for some reason bosses out to get me and I get fired. all were not my fault. I have a company now called Joey Slats fencing that does ok but I have massive bills from gambling so trying to dig out. Its all good and I

[minet123]

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[flyingillini]

JJ has released in or on over 300 Hookers in his life.

[Yi]

wow, u should make ur life into a video game!!!