PC Version
I'm already pissed as fukk about my losing night (had 7 strong leans, and decided to go with the ONLY one that loses), so decide to play this piece of shit mothrefukking game and I want to tear people's heads off. what the fukk i'll fukking break everything. here is my review for this shit.
1. Difficulty level. Amateur: I win by 6 goals. Semi-Pro: EVERY FUKKING MATCH ENDS IN 0-0. I may score once every 4 or 5 games. Why such a huge gap between difficulties? Every difficulty higher than that, you might as well not play because you won't even touch the ball once.
2. Defending. There are two fukking defend buttons. One sliding tackle and the other a conservative tackle. One gives them a free fukking kick every time, and the other the opposing AI just chooses to fukking ignore and you just run beside him like you're playing tag in the fukking park. There's no way to get the ball from them. There's no fukking way. I play against accrington stanley and they are running around me like they are man U.
3. Passing. THEY FUKKING INTERCEPT EVERY PASS. EVERY FUKKING THING YOU DO THEY INTERCEPT. these pieces of shit throw themselves at the fukking ball just to piss me off. even if it is on the other side of the fukking field, they run twice as far as my guy and then boot it the fukk out.
4. Formation. Nobody is where they are supposed to be. why does the whole team have to come back to defend. every fukking time i want to attack from midfield, i have to stand and wait like an idiot for my other strikers and midfielders to come alongside. why do the fukking strikers always run back to your fuking box to defend?? son of a bitch i hate you!
5. Attacking. There's no fuking way to attack either. They intercept everything, you can't sprint or run around or even have fun with this shit game. I even once tried to take a shot from midfield just for fun to see if it'd get close. But no, some shitty piece of **** defender throws his whole body in front of it and deflects it to another one of his players.
6. Defending 2. YOUR FUKKING AI SEES THE OPPONENT COMING AND FUKKING BACKS THE FUKK UP. every fukking tiem! they never challenge, they run away from him and give him all the space he wants. piece of shit teams can bob and weave and look like superstars because my fukking defenders keep buzzing away from him.
7. Shooting. No use shooting. In FIFA 07 you could shoot from a wide variety of places and always have a decent shot on net. You never know what could happen, keeper could catch it, could bounce off him out, could bounce off him in the net. IN THIS SHIT GAME, YOU SHOOT, HE CATCHES IT EVERY TIME. if you're close, it bounces off him and out, never ever ever in. never fukking in.
8. Defending 3. EVEN if you do get in a tackle, CPU ALWAYS FUKKING gets it back. 5 or 6 times already i've had some fukking CPU player from FC Molde just sprint and bulldoze his way through 5 of my defenders, each one tackling the ball up towards his chest so he can place it back down as he runs past my defender, or have it bounce off his shin and go even more forward.
fukk i hate thsi piece of shit game. every fukking match is 0-0. fukk fukking atlanta, knew fukking OT would ruin my whole night! 1/7 chance! and i had to pick the ONE THAT LSES FUUK SA LJLSJ!!!!!!!! FFIFA!!!!!
I'm already pissed as fukk about my losing night (had 7 strong leans, and decided to go with the ONLY one that loses), so decide to play this piece of shit mothrefukking game and I want to tear people's heads off. what the fukk i'll fukking break everything. here is my review for this shit.
1. Difficulty level. Amateur: I win by 6 goals. Semi-Pro: EVERY FUKKING MATCH ENDS IN 0-0. I may score once every 4 or 5 games. Why such a huge gap between difficulties? Every difficulty higher than that, you might as well not play because you won't even touch the ball once.
2. Defending. There are two fukking defend buttons. One sliding tackle and the other a conservative tackle. One gives them a free fukking kick every time, and the other the opposing AI just chooses to fukking ignore and you just run beside him like you're playing tag in the fukking park. There's no way to get the ball from them. There's no fukking way. I play against accrington stanley and they are running around me like they are man U.
3. Passing. THEY FUKKING INTERCEPT EVERY PASS. EVERY FUKKING THING YOU DO THEY INTERCEPT. these pieces of shit throw themselves at the fukking ball just to piss me off. even if it is on the other side of the fukking field, they run twice as far as my guy and then boot it the fukk out.
4. Formation. Nobody is where they are supposed to be. why does the whole team have to come back to defend. every fukking time i want to attack from midfield, i have to stand and wait like an idiot for my other strikers and midfielders to come alongside. why do the fukking strikers always run back to your fuking box to defend?? son of a bitch i hate you!
5. Attacking. There's no fuking way to attack either. They intercept everything, you can't sprint or run around or even have fun with this shit game. I even once tried to take a shot from midfield just for fun to see if it'd get close. But no, some shitty piece of **** defender throws his whole body in front of it and deflects it to another one of his players.
6. Defending 2. YOUR FUKKING AI SEES THE OPPONENT COMING AND FUKKING BACKS THE FUKK UP. every fukking tiem! they never challenge, they run away from him and give him all the space he wants. piece of shit teams can bob and weave and look like superstars because my fukking defenders keep buzzing away from him.
7. Shooting. No use shooting. In FIFA 07 you could shoot from a wide variety of places and always have a decent shot on net. You never know what could happen, keeper could catch it, could bounce off him out, could bounce off him in the net. IN THIS SHIT GAME, YOU SHOOT, HE CATCHES IT EVERY TIME. if you're close, it bounces off him and out, never ever ever in. never fukking in.
8. Defending 3. EVEN if you do get in a tackle, CPU ALWAYS FUKKING gets it back. 5 or 6 times already i've had some fukking CPU player from FC Molde just sprint and bulldoze his way through 5 of my defenders, each one tackling the ball up towards his chest so he can place it back down as he runs past my defender, or have it bounce off his shin and go even more forward.
fukk i hate thsi piece of shit game. every fukking match is 0-0. fukk fukking atlanta, knew fukking OT would ruin my whole night! 1/7 chance! and i had to pick the ONE THAT LSES FUUK SA LJLSJ!!!!!!!! FFIFA!!!!!
