Tiger is the greatest actor in history as well as greatest golfer!

AnotherLoan · 03-21-10, 11:25 PM

He did an interview with a lady from the golf channel. You know he wanted to bang her immediately after the interview was done.

wtf · 03-21-10, 11:28 PM

remember when he cheatin ass father said his son tiger is going to rule the world, or something to that effect

Kaps · 03-21-10, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Tiger may be the most incredible person on earth, the shit he says with absolutely perfect delivery and (assumably) only one take is fukin phenomenal, Deniro couldnt pull off this actin job any better, Tiger may actually be a better actor than golfer

I mean its clear thats its 100% rehearsed by his PR team but his delivery is flawless

If he isnt told in advance what the questions are, he deserves an Oscar, u can just see in his eyes he wants to just say FUK YALL BROKE MUTHAFUKAS I LOVE THAT FUKIN PUSSY, ID GIVE UP GOLF FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF I COULD HAVE ELIN SWALLOWIN MY *** 24/7 AS I PULL OUT OF A PORN STARS ASS, FUK YALL HATAS

IM RICH BIATCHHHHHHHHH!!!

But he just holds that perfect poker face expression absolutely perfectly for the entire speech/interview no matter what they ask himi

Did you get a bj from a donkey while two porn stars licked each of your nuts then splooged allover a giraffe?

Tiger: That's a personal matter between me and Elin

i couldnt have said it any better ..... hes rich he knows it and if he had balls
he would just turn to everybody and tell them to go fukk yourself
i love pussy and as long as im powerful i will fukk any chick i want cause i can

mind your own fukn business all you haters out there jealous cause i have money and can bang just about any girl on earth

soli · 03-21-10, 11:41 PM

Tiger is my hero! I mean what man in his right mind wouldn't bang all those chicks. He should have gotten a divorce so he could continue to service those hookers.

AnotherLoan · 03-21-10, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Kaps

i couldnt have said it any better ..... hes rich he knows it and if he had balls
he would just turn to everybody and tell them to go fukk yourself
i love pussy and as long as im powerful i will fukk any chick i want cause i can

mind your own fukn business all you haters out there jealous cause i have money and can bang just about any girl on earth

Only 1 small thing..he's married.

bettilimbroke999 · 03-21-10, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by AnotherLoan

Only 1 small thing..he's married.

That marriage is faker than his apology speeches, she wants his cash he wants to look like a family guy and have that Swedish pussy in between hos, they're both gettin what they want whats wrong with that

bradthebloke · 03-22-10, 12:33 AM

gotta think he loves his money over ass as he stayed with his wife so she wont take it. i wonder how long before hes screwing around again. look at Kobe

Naz18 · 03-22-10, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by soli

Tiger is my hero! I mean what man in his right mind wouldn't bang all those chicks. He should have gotten a divorce so he could continue to service those hookers.

That's why you don't get married and have kids....just like Derek Jeter..

bettilimbroke999 · 03-22-10, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by bradthebloke

gotta think he loves his money over ass as he stayed with his wife so she wont take it. i wonder how long before hes screwing around again. look at Kobe

This is costing Tiger a fortune his image bein destroyed, so he's payin her an extra 50 million over the 10 million shes guaranteed already if she waits 2 years before divorcing him, thinkin by then this shit will have hopefully died down, then hell drill so many Dennys waitresses ull have to go by Tiger's house to pickup your Grand Slam breakfast

bettilimbroke999 · 03-22-10, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by bradthebloke

gotta think he loves his money over ass as he stayed with his wife so she wont take it. i wonder how long before hes screwing around again. look at Kobe

Kobe may actually love his wife and just couldnt resist a nice piece of ass on the road, Tiger's wife is just a golddiggin ho he could care less about, hes fuked so many porn stars he makes Ron Jeremy look like a virgin

Kaps · 03-22-10, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by AnotherLoan

Only 1 small thing..he's married.

very true ....he just shouldnt be cheating period

BUT since he did, he doesnt owe anybody a fukn excuse or apology but his wife.
also he should have trained her by now and told her how things would be up front before getting married ....he should have told her that he needs strange from time to time and that he still wants to have a nice guy clean image for his endorsements but she would be compensated

his mistake was lying and trying to do it behind her back ....just come out and tell her this is how things will be ....if you dont like it hit the road jack

hoopster42 · 03-22-10, 02:55 AM

he's actually a terrible actor, it was obvious he is not sorry about what he did......just sorry he got caught

Fishhead · 03-22-10, 06:43 AM

Guy is a disgrace

jjgold · 03-22-10, 07:52 AM

I do not give a fuk what he did, I want him back on tour winning tourneys and fukkin broads.

Fishhead · 03-22-10, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I do not give a fuk what he did, I want him back on tour winning tourneys and fukkin broads.