Lost my points on blackjack, just tryna get some. Soo whose first eh eh eh
any1 want to help me out? Donate 2 points, i tell a joke(a good joke)
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alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
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#1any1 want to help me out? Donate 2 points, i tell a joke(a good joke)Tags: None -
G's pksRestricted User
- 01-01-09
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#2you are not allowed to ask for points on this forum!Comment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
- 116
#3good man jj gold
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
the lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"Comment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
- 116
#4oh i didnt kno that, well anyways instead of asking, can i demand points? hehComment -
bigboyfoshoSBR MVP
- 02-19-09
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#5Hahaha, good oneComment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
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#6thanks, i thought it was pretty funny too!Comment -
Mini19SBR Sharp
- 12-28-09
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#7Haha actually wasn't too bad of a jokeComment -
ChugsSBR MVP
- 11-01-09
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#8Not badComment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
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#9come on i kno we got some helpers here, Share the Wealth!Comment -
Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
- 02-26-10
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#10Good Joke Man!Comment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
- 116
#11Originally posted by Extra InningsGood Joke Man!Comment -
obamaismyuncleSBR Posting Legend
- 12-31-08
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#12Originally posted by G's pksI would donate some points to you, but its all I have left to bet! I have lost all my cash, along with my house, wife, kids, and my 76' Plymouth! What can I say, I am barreled in!Comment -
alub15SBR High Roller
- 02-27-10
- 116
#13u are outta control mayneeeeComment -
fsugolfSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-17-09
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#14just post and blog everyday, and get 17 points a day...a lot easier than getting 8 people to give you 2 points for some lame jokes they can find via googleComment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
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#15maybe they want jokes first & points will be awarded accordinglyComment -
VesuviusSBR MVP
- 02-19-08
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#16JJ never selfish with the points.Comment
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