any1 want to help me out? Donate 2 points, i tell a joke(a good joke)

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  • alub15
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-27-10
    • 116

    #1
    any1 want to help me out? Donate 2 points, i tell a joke(a good joke)
    Lost my points on blackjack, just tryna get some. Soo whose first eh eh eh
  • G's pks
    Restricted User
    • 01-01-09
    • 22251

    #2
    you are not allowed to ask for points on this forum!
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    • alub15
      SBR High Roller
      • 02-27-10
      • 116

      #3
      good man jj gold


      This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
      The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
      The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
      So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
      So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
      the lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
      So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
      So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
      The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
      So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
      When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"
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      • alub15
        SBR High Roller
        • 02-27-10
        • 116

        #4
        oh i didnt kno that, well anyways instead of asking, can i demand points? heh
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        • bigboyfosho
          SBR MVP
          • 02-19-09
          • 1576

          #5
          Hahaha, good one
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          • alub15
            SBR High Roller
            • 02-27-10
            • 116

            #6
            thanks, i thought it was pretty funny too!
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            • Mini19
              SBR Sharp
              • 12-28-09
              • 294

              #7
              Haha actually wasn't too bad of a joke
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              • Chugs
                SBR MVP
                • 11-01-09
                • 1560

                #8
                Not bad
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                • alub15
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 02-27-10
                  • 116

                  #9
                  come on i kno we got some helpers here, Share the Wealth!
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                  • Extra Innings
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-26-10
                    • 15058

                    #10
                    Good Joke Man!
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                    • alub15
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 02-27-10
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Extra Innings
                      Good Joke Man!
                      i got some more up my sleeve too, lets get these points rolling on to me, lets go guys. My clothes will go out of style if we wait too long
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                      • obamaismyuncle
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-31-08
                        • 17801

                        #12
                        Originally posted by G's pks
                        I would donate some points to you, but its all I have left to bet! I have lost all my cash, along with my house, wife, kids, and my 76' Plymouth! What can I say, I am barreled in!
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                        • alub15
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 02-27-10
                          • 116

                          #13
                          u are outta control mayneeee
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                          • fsugolf
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-17-09
                            • 6194

                            #14
                            just post and blog everyday, and get 17 points a day...a lot easier than getting 8 people to give you 2 points for some lame jokes they can find via google
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #15
                              maybe they want jokes first & points will be awarded accordingly
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                              • Vesuvius
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-19-08
                                • 3886

                                #16
                                JJ never selfish with the points.
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