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  • Enogsiwon
    Restricted User
    • 06-15-09
    • 4075

    #1
    Listen to You King and have a nice, stress-free, chalky day....
    Hello Fukks,

    You most likely are hungover, and a little bit poorer than you were when you woke up yesterday. It's OK, the King has been there and knows it sucks. So today I want you guys to follow my plan...

    Instead of making 14 bets and 3 parlays I want you fukks to only place 3 wagers today. Now before you close this thread just hang with me for a second. If all goes as planned you will Triple your money today and then you can go back to what you normally do on Friday..

    OK, at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!

    At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!

    For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!

    There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..

    Have a good day,
    Your King
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82880

    #2
    Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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    • Enogsiwon
      Restricted User
      • 06-15-09
      • 4075

      #3
      Originally posted by pavyracer
      Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
      Pavyfukk, has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from the movie "The Fly" on herorin?

      Post all 16 of your plays in here and let's see who has a better day..All at once you fukk..no adding plays later like the typical fukk that you are..
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82880

        #4
        My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
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        • Otters27
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 07-14-07
          • 30760

          #5
          rather just bet on all games including NIT. Good luck king.
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          • TheLock
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-06-08
            • 14427

            #6
            A -210, and two -200 plays

            I thought this was a G'sPks thread until I saw who posted it
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            • Enogsiwon
              Restricted User
              • 06-15-09
              • 4075

              #7
              Originally posted by pavyracer
              My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
              So are JJ's...

              I mean your real plays...
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82880

                #8
                Originally posted by Enogsiwon
                So are JJ's...

                I mean your real plays...
                They are my real plays. I'm only posting my NCAA tourney picks there. I bet all games 1 unit based on a new system I developed. So far I'm up 4 units.
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                • bytor
                  SBR Hustler
                  • 03-19-10
                  • 64

                  #9
                  Nowisgone ... I remember that name ... haven't heard from you since we did some web radio together.
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                  • Vesuvius
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-19-08
                    • 3886

                    #10
                    Why not just parlay these 3 plays?
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                    • obamaismyuncle
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-31-08
                      • 17801

                      #11
                      Nova looks like shit early.
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                      • Enogsiwon
                        Restricted User
                        • 06-15-09
                        • 4075

                        #12
                        Tilt...

                        Nova coach is a not very bright.. why trap and chase them around.. plays right into their hands..
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                        • StraitShooter
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-22-09
                          • 10464

                          #13
                          could go either way but st marys looks for real
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                          • iceminers26
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-13-08
                            • 15600

                            #14
                            what's plan B
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                            • odusmykal
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-30-07
                              • 3426

                              #15
                              King, i follow you everytime you give advice.. But if Nova cost me my hundred bucks today, i want your 6 points!!
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                              • onthewhat
                                Restricted User
                                • 05-14-08
                                • 15411

                                #16
                                Nice call Eggnog!
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                                • G's pks
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 01-01-09
                                  • 22251

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Enogsiwon
                                  Hello Fukks,

                                  OK first at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!

                                  At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!

                                  For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!

                                  There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..

                                  Have a good day,
                                  Your King
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                                  • odusmykal
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-30-07
                                    • 3426

                                    #18
                                    King, Nova's loss is not helping my hangover at all..
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                                    • 36mafia
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 11-08-09
                                      • 2389

                                      #19
                                      who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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                                      • G's pks
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 01-01-09
                                        • 22251

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by iceminers26
                                        what's plan B
                                        he said go all in there is no plan B. For you that follow this guy hopefully lesson learned!
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                                        • G's pks
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 01-01-09
                                          • 22251

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 36mafia
                                          who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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                                          • Otters27
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 07-14-07
                                            • 30760

                                            #22
                                            going to be more upsets to come.
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                                            • pavyracer
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82880

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                              Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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                                              • G's pks
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 01-01-09
                                                • 22251

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
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                                                • StraitShooter
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-22-09
                                                  • 10464

                                                  #25
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                                                  • StraitShooter
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-22-09
                                                    • 10464

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally Posted by Enogsiwon
                                                    Hello Fukks,

                                                    OK first at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210
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                                                    • TheLock
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-06-08
                                                      • 14427

                                                      #27
                                                      What a joke
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                                                      • obamaismyuncle
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-31-08
                                                        • 17801

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by G's pks
                                                        Thanks alot King, I put my whole Bankroll ($40) on Villanova ML. Gambling has caused me to lose my wife, house, and my minivan. I just don't know what to do. I am barreled in!
                                                        G's pks maybe just keep to point betting, or take some time off..
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                                                        • Enogsiwon
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 06-15-09
                                                          • 4075

                                                          #29
                                                          glad to see you guys think this is funny..
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                                                          • odusmykal
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 08-30-07
                                                            • 3426

                                                            #30
                                                            King, i see nothing funny!! I'm down a hundred bucks.. But i'm not mad at you because you are a generous King.. I am however, still waiting on my 6 points..
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