Tiger Woods Dirty Text Messages To Joslyn James

Vesuvius · 03-19-10, 09:10 PM

Damn. South Park last night was funny though.

jjgold · 03-19-10, 09:13 PM

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Vesuvius

Damn. South Park last night was funny though.

Is that show still on? I remember it in 1997.

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:15 PM

You have to love it when he says he wants to slap her around like a dirty whore. Seriously, how could his wife take him back after seeing this? Don't say $$$$ because she would get a shit load in divorce.

fsugolf · 03-19-10, 09:21 PM

wow that was awesome

Fishhead · 03-19-10, 09:22 PM

Total nutcase.............of course, his wife is obviously crazier for staying with such a jerk.

fsugolf · 03-19-10, 09:23 PM

i read somewhere she already got like 150 milly

fsugolf · 03-19-10, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Total nutcase.............of course, his wife is obviously crazier for staying with such a jerk.

uh yea just leave a billion dollar man that is obviously going to treat you like a fvcking goddess after all this.

Next time he fcks up she's out the door w/ millions in her pocket

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by fsugolf

uh yea just leave a billion dollar man that is obviously going to treat you like a fvcking goddess after all this.

Next time he fcks up she's out the door w/ millions in her pocket

Why wait? She already would get probably 1/2 of his money. After reading this, how could you even share a bed with this guy?

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:27 PM

For us simpletons, could you share and forgive your wife if she made dirty **** me texts to another guy? It would always be on your mind for the rest of your life.

BeatTheJerk · 03-19-10, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by robmpink

You have to love it when he says he wants to slap her around like a dirty whore. Seriously, how could his wife take him back after seeing this? Don't say $$$$ because she would get a shit load in divorce.

You know what's great about my wife. She lets me say this to her and act out my sick fantasies in our relationship through role play. I don't have to get it from an actual whore bag.

Club · 03-19-10, 09:32 PM

Tiger makes a permanent record by texting this girl and then they end up in the New York Post? You know guys like Jordan, Kobe and Brady are just shaking their heads at this. They owe tiger an ass beating.

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

You know what's great about my wife. She lets me say this to her and act out my sick fantasies in our relationship through role play. I don't have to get it from an actual whore bag.

That is good shit and that is how it should be.

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Club

Tiger makes a permanent record by texting this girl and then they end up in the New York Post? You know guys like Jordan, Kobe and Brady are just shaking their heads at this. They owe tiger an ass beating.

I think the NY Post got it from this porn stars website.

Boner_18 · 03-19-10, 09:44 PM

Have you ever had a golden shower?

ZBOIZ · 03-19-10, 09:45 PM

Is it a way to get text messages that someone on my plan typed? Just wondering? I want to be able to get a copy of my text. Can I get it ?

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:46 PM

Really, if you were getting 1/2 of his money, which is just crazy $$$, why would you stay w/ him after seeing this shit? Don't justify it with kids crap.

Tsoprano · 03-19-10, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Total nutcase.............of course, his wife is obviously crazier for staying with such a jerk.

Fish, it all comes down to 1 thing....

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:48 PM

Then im going to tell you to shut the F--- up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

Fish, it all comes down to 1 thing....

Do you not understand she will get 1/2 of his money now? We are talking over 100 mil here.

ZBOIZ · 03-19-10, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by ZBOIZ

Is it a way to get text messages that someone on my plan typed? Just wondering? I want to be able to get a copy of my text. Can I get it ?

???

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by ZBOIZ

???

Maybe she just saved the messages and they were transcribed.

The Seer · 03-19-10, 09:55 PM

golden showers

For a Stanford grad, his spelling and grammar sucks "stage freight"

robmpink · 03-19-10, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by The Seer

golden showers

For a Stanford grad, his spelling and grammar sucks "stage freight"

I was thinking the same thing. There are more errors throughout. Yes we could justify it being text, but whatever.

The Seer · 03-19-10, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by ZBOIZ

Is it a way to get text messages that someone on my plan typed? Just wondering? I want to be able to get a copy of my text. Can I get it ?

Zboiz is scared his old lady is sending the same texts