All Time Stupidest Player Quotes

[katstale]

Iverson: "We talkin about practice, man!!"

Sprewell: Right after turning down the 21 million contract extension, "I've got to feed my family!!"

Isiah Thomas: "If Larry Bird were black he would be just another good player!"

These three just came off the top of my head--sure there are many other candidates for stupidest of all time

[jjgold]

No

"We get no respect"

[awhitejackson]

Awhitejackson: "Notre Dame is the best bet of the Century".....
I suck... I qualify cause I am a player.....I just play a game I suck at.....

[Reload]

“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”
-Doug Collins

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“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

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“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”
-Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996.

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Duva was a riot

“You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.”
-Lou Duva, boxing trainer

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“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
-Greg Norman

[whatsgood5]

at all the one's Reload's posted, good stuff.

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“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” -Charles Barkley

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"I bet the Patriots...I listened to the experts...I should've listened to myself"
- Charles Barkley on his losing Patriots Super Bowl bet when they lost to the Giants

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Yogi had a lot of good ones

“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”
- Yogi Berra.

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“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

[fsugolf]

“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”
-Doug Collins

there has to be some good John Madden one's

[tayloraffect28]

Some of the best

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Mike Tyson had lots of them

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

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there has to be some good John Madden one's

Lots of those for sure. Here's one...

"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. "

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More from John Madden:

"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."

[whatsgood5]

More from John Madden: "Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."

gotta love Madden

[Dunder]

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein - Joe Theisman