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  • MC PICKS
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-10-10
    • 6644

    #1
    My kids Amazed the shit outta me today
    I work goofy hours and my daughter woke me up and asked me to take her and my son to school like I do evveryday. Now I have an 87 trans AM in my gargage thats rny baby that I work on , but still needs work so here goes the tale. My daughter iis n JR high and had a big test and is way more into grades then I was, takes my keys after I wouldnt get the hell up, after I was asleep anyway and she was running late as it was. Takes my keys to my beloved car from my youth and drives to JR high and drops off my son at elemntary school as well on the way too. So I get up around 2 or so and dont realize shit, and then at 5 pm here comes my car rolling into the driveway with the boy and the girl, and I didnt even reaixze it was gone. My jaw hit the f**kin floor to say the last. Now most of you would say I should ground her, but think about it. She is f**kin more brilliant than most peeps hee.
  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #2
    Good thing it wasn't a toyota
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    • Terrapin Station
      SBR MVP
      • 01-05-10
      • 2583

      #3
      You're lucky she didn't hit anyone.
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      • whatsgood5
        Restricted User
        • 10-13-09
        • 15359

        #4
        Might wanna hide your keys man. That is some impressive shit though I must admit.
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        • Grandmaster B
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-05-09
          • 6035

          #5
          Originally posted by MC PICKS
          I work goofy hours and my daughter woke me up and asked me to take her and my son to school like I do evveryday. Now I have an 87 trans AM in my gargage thats rny baby that I work on , but still needs work so here goes the tale. My daughter iis n JR high and had a big test and is way more into grades then I was, takes my keys after I wouldnt get the hell up, after I was asleep anyway and she was running late as it was. Takes my keys to my beloved car from my youth and drives to JR high and drops off my son at elemntary school as well on the way too. So I get up around 2 or so and dont realize shit, and then at 5 pm here comes my car rolling into the driveway with the boy and the girl, and I didnt even reaixze it was gone. My jaw hit the f**kin floor to say the last. Now most of you would say I should ground her, but think about it. She is f**kin more brilliant than most peeps here.
          so she could have killed herself...her brother...and someone else but yet you slam SBR posters?

          you're the type of parent that should NEVER own a firearm
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            Originally posted by Grandmaster B
            so she could have killed herself...her brother...and someone else but yet you slam SBR posters?

            you're the type of parent that should NEVER own a firearm
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            • Terrapin Station
              SBR MVP
              • 01-05-10
              • 2583

              #7
              Originally posted by Grandmaster B
              so she could have killed herself...her brother...and someone else but yet you slam SBR posters?

              you're the type of parent that should NEVER own a firearm
              add to that child neglect...
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
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                • INVEGA MAN
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-30-08
                  • 6807

                  #9
                  He thinks this was great. Oh my God!!!!
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                  • ericthegangster
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 1764

                    #10
                    I'm more impressed that your daughter can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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                    • bigboyfosho
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-19-09
                      • 1576

                      #11
                      Your kids should be taken away from you, this is idiotic, and could have killed someone you fuk
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        This never happened.
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                        • Cougar Bait
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282

                          #13
                          Wowowoweewowoh

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                          • MC PICKS
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-10-10
                            • 6644

                            #14
                            Nah U assholes ae missin the point. Eric if you were smart yu woud get the f**k outta dodge cuase if I was the dad of the broad u hit, you wouldnt be posting, let alone breathing , tough guy E THUG. fruit.
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                            • MC PICKS
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-10-10
                              • 6644

                              #15
                              Hey coug my kid is smart. She rolls in the car all the time. She's advanced bro. Trust me. Eric no shit dude I will definitly f**k u up dont f**K around.
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                              • Grind House
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-01-10
                                • 1405

                                #16
                                I'm not impressed. I've seen kids younger steal cars and get money for them. Glad you think your kid did some genius shit though.
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                                • Grandmaster B
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-05-09
                                  • 6035

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ericthegangster
                                  I'm more impressed that your daughter can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
                                  he said his kid was in 8th grade

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                                  • MC PICKS
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-10-10
                                    • 6644

                                    #18
                                    I'm pissed but she took the wheels to go to scool?? Kids are f**kin nutz.
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                                    • 3PtShooter
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-13-08
                                      • 3936

                                      #19
                                      cool story
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                                      • bobbyfk
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-19-09
                                        • 15218

                                        #20
                                        Nice.... When do you wanna me up to watch the games **? Let me know pal
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                                        • Cougar Bait
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-04-07
                                          • 18282

                                          #21
                                          ** it's cool man, I just thought it was a funny vid. Hide those keys though.
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                                          • DOMINATER
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-10-09
                                            • 3698

                                            #22
                                            ** Picks , we are glad your children got home safe , thats the main thing, but if something terrible happened we would have felt a million times sorry for you and your family thats all. Do you live where there is a lot of traffic, I wish only the best for everyone involved
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                                            • fsugolf
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 07-17-09
                                              • 6194

                                              #23
                                              glad they're safe, next time get up and drive them
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                                              • urge2kill
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-27-09
                                                • 1722

                                                #24
                                                It's all about making that GTA.
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                                                • tltaylor89
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-19-09
                                                  • 19610

                                                  #25
                                                  COngrats your kids are some kind of balsy
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                                                  • JohnnyDr@ma
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 02-10-10
                                                    • 102

                                                    #26
                                                    How has this not been posted yet, possibly best kid ever

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                                                    • OMGRandyJackson
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-07-10
                                                      • 1680

                                                      #27
                                                      Parent of the year right here. And school of the year too. How the **** do teachers not notice this shit?
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                                                      • onlooker
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 08-10-05
                                                        • 36572

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JohnnyDr@ma
                                                        How has this not been posted yet, possibly best kid ever

                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4
                                                        No video games for a weekend.

                                                        Can my mom help her?
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                                                        • MC PICKS
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-10-10
                                                          • 6644

                                                          #29
                                                          Thank god for smart folks like you dom. Some of these assholes dont get it. I smoke cigs and the sore is less than a mile a way from the house. So unlike the normal stupid obama loving doosbag f**head, I let her drive now while I'm in the car instead of some dooshbag teacher that doesnt know any more than me.
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                                                          • pavyracer
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 04-12-07
                                                            • 82880

                                                            #30
                                                            Some people really don't need to have children. It pollutes the gene pool for future generations.
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                                                            • Cougar Bait
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-04-07
                                                              • 18282

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JohnnyDr@ma
                                                              How has this not been posted yet, possibly best kid ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4
                                                              The kid in that vid will be in a gang smokkin fools in less than 5 years.
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                                                              • MC PICKS
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-10-10
                                                                • 6644

                                                                #32
                                                                You seem like a fine individual JAKE PEVY
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                                                                • MC PICKS
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-10-10
                                                                  • 6644

                                                                  #33
                                                                  trust me coug, these little f**kers are smart as shit. I never even thought they would have the balls to steal the TA KEYS.
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                                                                  • OMGRandyJackson
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-07-10
                                                                    • 1680

                                                                    #34
                                                                    You have such awesome parenting skills.
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