Just Flat Hung Up On a Telemarketer

[EaglesPhan36]

It's always invigorating.


When you don't stop talking about all your amazing services and what you're giving me for free, who doesn't know it's going to end up with you asking me to sign up for some stupid BS. Does this sound like a dial tone?

[Powderguy]

You ask them "Do you know my friend Tone?"

They go "Who sir?"

Then you respond with a "Dial Tone BITCH!!!!!!!!"

I always like that option.

[compaqDikk]

we use airhorns

[smitch124]

I like the Seinfeld response. "Oh I can't talk right now, give me your number and I'll call you at home. Oh you don't like to get calls at home? Me either, slam."

[wal66]

Eagles, I get them at work all the time. I stop them mid-pitch and ask them if this is a sales call (obviously I know it is but the point is mute) and they say yes. I tell them I don't like cold calls and I don't really have tame for phone sales and hang up.

I know these people are just doing their jobs but man I really dislike sales persons and I absolutely HATE cold calls. Has any good ever come from a sales call?

[obamaismyuncle]

I let me of these moron telemarketers talk to my 8 year old Niece yesterday. Dumbfuks were trying to sell me a vacation package to Orlando.

[stealthyburrito]

I like the Seinfeld response. "Oh I can't talk right now, give me your number and I'll call you at home. Oh you don't like to get calls at home? Me either, slam."

classic

[Muddy]

I like the Seinfeld response. "Oh I can't talk right now, give me your number and I'll call you at home. Oh you don't like to get calls at home? Me either, slam."

lol I was thinking of the same line when I read the title

[Naz18]

I never hang up, I just put them on hold and never pick it back up.

[gcarp707]

I always ask if they would hold on for just a second and then just lay the phone down until the finally hang up. Its always great when you sitting around talking and they are like HELLO? I can hear you haha

[whatsgood5]

I never hang up, I just put them on hold and never pick it back up.

This is the one I go with too, works great!

[Dirty Sanchez]

When they call start speaking in a foreign language, it always throws them off

[babyanni]

Eagles, I get them at work all the time. I stop them mid-pitch and ask them if this is a sales call (obviously I know it is but the point is mute) and they say yes. I tell them I don't like cold calls and I don't really have tame for phone sales and hang up.

I know these people are just doing their jobs but man I really dislike sales persons and I absolutely HATE cold calls. Has any good ever come from a sales call?

giovanni ribisi from boiler room.

[MC PICKS]

You still answer your landline when you dont recognize the number?

[mrkron]

I use to be a telemarketer in high school. Good job for me then made about $15 an hour back in mid 80's. If people hung up on us we'd keep their number and they were guaranteed a good harassing over and over especially at 2 - 3 in the AM. What a prick I was. We also got some people good with the help of the haines criss cross. we use to call out of that and had addresses at our disposal.

[Chi_archie]

bad ass

[robmpink]

you are a bad man