How to become a millionaire with just $68 dollars a day

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82880

    #1
    How to become a millionaire with just $68 dollars a day
    Start putting in a pillowcase $68 every night before you go to bed. This can be money you use for smokes, beer, gambling, gum, donuts you know all the crap you buy every day but don't really need. Then after 40 years of doing this open up the pillowcase and voila! You are a millionaire when you finish counting the money.

  • robmpink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-09-07
    • 13205

    #2
    Originally posted by pavyracer
    Start putting in a pillowcase $68 every night before you go to bed. This can be money you use for smokes, beer, gambling, gum, donuts you know all the crap you buy every day but don't really need. Then after 40 years of doing this open up the pillowcase and voila! You are a millionaire when you finish counting the money.

    Will $1mil fit in a pillow case?
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    • JerseyLove
      SBR MVP
      • 02-15-10
      • 2183

      #3
      I spend 8 50 a day on ciggs need to stop that and put it away in a pillow case
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82880

        #4
        Originally posted by robmpink
        Will $1mil fit in a pillow case?
        Buy the big one which is like a body pillow.
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        • freeVICK
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-21-08
          • 7114

          #5
          or you can just start an IRA and have more than a million after 40 years...
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          • tltaylor89
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-19-09
            • 19610

            #6
            LOL you could never have anyone in your house ever.
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82880

              #7
              Originally posted by freeVICK
              or you can just start an IRA and have more than a million after 40 years...
              Don't be greedy. This method is easy. If you open an IRA you will be getting statements in the mail every month and you won't stick to the plan once you see the balance grow. With my method you won't finish until the pillowcase if full with $20 bills up to the gills.
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              • freeVICK
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-21-08
                • 7114

                #8
                lol whatever you say pavy
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                • Tsoprano
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-14-08
                  • 26374

                  #9
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                  • Mr. Peepers
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-22-09
                    • 1425

                    #10
                    A million bones in 40 yrs wont buy you shit
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                    • Sawyer
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-01-09
                      • 7761

                      #11
                      or start with a modest bankroll (1,000 for example) and incraese your bankroll by %20 every month. In 2 years, you'll have 79.496$. (work 14 months more and you'll have 1,000,000 USD! Bookie limits may be a problem though, LoL!)

                      Patience is the key guys. Don't be greedy.
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                      • LLXC
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-10-06
                        • 8972

                        #12
                        40 years...sweet.
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                        • statnerds
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-23-09
                          • 4047

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sawyer
                          or start with a modest bankroll (1,000 for example) and incraese your bankroll by %20 every month. In 2 years, you'll have 79.496$. (work 14 months more and you'll have 1,000,000 USD! Bookie limits may be a problem though, LoL!)

                          Patience is the key guys. Don't be greedy.
                          fukk i like this guy. someone make him post more.

                          of course it depends on your definition of 'modest'

                          have 9 or 10 outs and limits wouldn't be a problem.
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                          • fsugolf
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-17-09
                            • 6194

                            #14
                            rob a bank and have a million in a day
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                            • xxdjstriderxx
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-25-08
                              • 4740

                              #15
                              40x365x68=992,800
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                              • urge2kill
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-27-09
                                • 1722

                                #16
                                You forgot leap years.
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #17
                                  yeah...fuk compound interest

                                  we don't need it

                                  and think of how softly your head will sleep upon 25k stuff in your pillow case after a year of so
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                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-09-09
                                    • 4534

                                    #18
                                    all you million dollars aint shit posters, could you send me 200k please, since it's nothing.

                                    and how are you supposed to get $68 a day?
                                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                    • tatommack
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-10-08
                                      • 4171

                                      #19
                                      Easier way get some M Jordan sperm and stick it in ur wife
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                                      • Naz18
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-10-09
                                        • 4277

                                        #20
                                        It's hard for families to save $450 a week these days, not easy as it sounds. Good for young people to learn however....spend less save more.
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                                        • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-09-09
                                          • 4534

                                          #21
                                          tatom where'd you get MJ sperm?
                                          blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                          mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                          gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                          overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                          • teaserpleaser
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-14-08
                                            • 26015

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                            tatom where'd you get MJ sperm?
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                                            • THE PROFIT
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-09
                                              • 17701

                                              #23
                                              I'm not liquid $68 a day. I gamble, buy smokes & whores on credit. That way when I die it's someone elses problem, & not the heirs to my vast fortune
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                                              • mlb
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-04-09
                                                • 10509

                                                #24
                                                Haha this thread is a laugher ... Or just start an ira and have interest build on interest until your 8hitting out interest and have way more than a million in 40 years ... And who has 68 dollars everyday in cash haha
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                                                • mlb
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-04-09
                                                  • 10509

                                                  #25
                                                  And what about vacations and stuff .. That money is wasted in a hotels pillow
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                                                  • pico
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 04-05-07
                                                    • 27321

                                                    #26
                                                    one million dollars would fit in a coffin
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                                                    • lakerboy
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-02-09
                                                      • 94382

                                                      #27
                                                      LOL this on a forum where guys bet $5 a gameor wait even better only points
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                                                      • THE PROFIT
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-27-09
                                                        • 17701

                                                        #28
                                                        At least half of us on here haven't had $68 cash in our pockets in a week
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                                                        • pat venditto
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-07-07
                                                          • 14347

                                                          #29
                                                          Didn't get my points for today.
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                                                          • Outlawdino
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 06-28-08
                                                            • 467

                                                            #30
                                                            $68 a day is too steep for us poor folks.
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                                                            • cala56
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-25-10
                                                              • 4231

                                                              #31
                                                              i will see
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                                                              • thebestthereis
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-01-09
                                                                • 11459

                                                                #32
                                                                i am already working on a much more feasible and workable situation. most people cannot put away $68 a day consistently so i have adjusted my money management to $1 a day for one million days. $1 a day is doable so i know i will attain the million. other people i know have done it this way so it will work.
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                                                                • yahoonino
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-10-07
                                                                  • 2651

                                                                  #33
                                                                  in forty year ,,il be a dead millionare
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                                                                  • Irish Lumberjack
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-04-07
                                                                    • 2086

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pico
                                                                    one million dollars would fit in a coffin
                                                                    it sure would
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                                                                    • maersksealand
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-17-09
                                                                      • 1673

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Most likely the dollar will not even exist 40 years from now.
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