I read a story today about some guy in Japan who legally married his PILLOW. Naturally, I thought that was fukked up until I saw this other story; evidently a lot of guys are into their pillows??
Immediately I thought of guys like JJ and Pecos Bill - there's hope for all of us.
Some highlights from the article:
"Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.” Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase — a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric."
"At 37, Nisan is already balding, and his remaining hair has gone gray. “I can’t eat meat because of my diabetes,” he said, chomping on a forkful of lettuce and okra. “I’m just an unlucky guy.”
“Of course she’s my girlfriend,” he said, widening his eyes as if shocked by the question. “I have real feelings for her.”
"I met Momo at a fan convention. Momo, who makes X-rated body-pillow covers and sells them through his one-man club, Youkouro, which translates roughly as Furnace of Child Love, was there on business."
"He lives with his sister and his 3-year-old niece, whom he insists he has no sexual feelings for."
