Read my article you bastards

PittsburghPlayer · 03-13-10, 01:48 PM

Who you calling bastard? Motherfukker. I read it, good article nice writing. However, if you want to impress me, write something about the tournament or baseball Mange, it is going to be April soon. Know what I mean you long dong over size Johnson motherfukker?

Swinging Johnson · 03-13-10, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

Who you calling bastard? Motherfukker. I read it, good article nice writing. However, if you want to impress me, write something about the tournament or baseball Mange, it is going to be April soon. Know what I mean you long dong over size Johnson motherfukker?

Pitty...you say the sweetest things.

PittsburghPlayer · 03-13-10, 02:02 PM

I was raised that if you have nothing nice to say, you stfu. For the most part I practice that. Did the women at the book pass on my greetings? The joint gave me a higher than expected bonus the other day and I almost blew a load! I could not help myself, came here blowing cool smoke about you and Carib.

odusmykal · 03-13-10, 02:08 PM

Calm down SJ.. No need in all the hostility.. Well, maybe there is.. I will not lie, i'd have never read the article if not for this thread.. But, because of your persuasive ways, i did read it.. And actually enjoyed it.. Nice write up SJ..

Swinging Johnson · 03-13-10, 02:10 PM

Thank you Pitt. As you may know, I now have my own site that you can see linked to my name above the article. I am glad they are treating you well. You are the consummate ambassador!

Swinging Johnson · 03-13-10, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by odusmykal

Calm down SJ.. No need in all the hostility.. Well, maybe there is.. I will not lie, i'd have never read the article if not for this thread.. But, because of your persuasive ways, i did read it.. And actually enjoyed it.. Nice write up SJ..

Dear God Odus...I feel a love train comin' this way! Thanks for reading brother.

Flying Dutchman · 03-13-10, 02:15 PM

As a sometime journalist, I'd grade you out as a 4 on a 10 scale. Nice formatting, and your English works, but this is a rehash of mostly tripe, bringing nothing new to the table.

...Keep your day job.

Swinging Johnson · 03-13-10, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

As a sometime journalist, I'd grade you out as a 4 on a 10 scale. Nice formatting, and your English works, but this is a rehash of mostly tripe, bringing nothing new to the table.

...Keep your day job.

I can understand why your journalism career has been relegated to, using your words, "sometime." You are quite the wordsmith. I don't feel there was anything particularly flattering about my formatting, unless you are referring to Willie Bee's alacrity with breaking independent thoughts into paragraphs. However, this is hardly a rehash, as Ladanian Tomlinson visited the Jets just yesterday and I highly doubt anyone has expounded upon his impact if he were to join New York's AFC entry.

As far as Ladanian's place in NFL history, I thought it might be a tad nostalgic to reminisce about some of the other All Pro backs from yesteryear and how their triumphs have faded from our view and their names no longer uttered from our lips.

Your criticisms seem to be just another dose of the same old pablum you dole out with mind numbing regularity. Your contributions to SBR are strikingly similar to your own country's (Holland) contribution to the world. The Dutch Oven. Noxious intestinal gas that casts a cloud wherever you go. I'd tell you to keep your day job but then again, you'd need to find one first.

Swinging Johnson · 03-14-10, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I can understand why your journalism career has been relegated to, using your words, "sometime." You are quite the wordsmith. I don't feel there was anything particularly flattering about my formatting, unless you are referring to Willie Bee's alacrity with breaking independent thoughts into paragraphs. However, this is hardly a rehash, as Ladanian Tomlinson visited the Jets just yesterday and I highly doubt anyone has expounded upon his impact if he were to join New York's AFC entry.

As far as Ladanian's place in NFL history, I thought it might be a tad nostalgic to reminisce about some of the other All Pro backs from yesteryear and how their triumphs have faded from our view and their names no longer uttered from our lips.

Your criticisms seem to be just another dose of the same old pablum you dole out with mind numbing regularity. Your contributions to SBR are strikingly similar to your own country's (Holland) contribution to the world. The Dutch Oven. Noxious intestinal gas that casts a cloud wherever you go. I'd tell you to keep your day job but then again, you'd need to find one first.

In case Flying Dutchman didn't get a chance to read the aforementioned post.