Shit I had crabs when I was 20.
1 in 6 of you have herpes
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
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#37Once I noticed one of the little buggers around my pubs, I plucked it off and closely examined it. It actually moved. I wanted to drop dead. I then quickly shaved my pubs and went to a CVS and bought some sort of shampoo for crabs. I applied it. The funny thing is i put the box in a sport coat of mine. My mother found it a year later and questioned me. I told her that one of my high school friends must have put it in there as a joke.Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
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#38i've been trying to get crabs no luck trade you clamidia i got in jc.Comment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
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#39Is that when your urine burns when you pee or is that the clap? I think I got that after hooking up with a hooker in Atlantic City maybe in 2000. My Dr. gave me a pill and it went away for the most part.Originally posted by teaserpleaseri've been trying to get crabs no luck trade you clamidia i got in jc.Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
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#40yeah it burns they give you a drink it goes away...one in 4 college kids get it or at least thats what the campus nurse told me so i wasnt so pissed off... the lil slut bag i was dating gave it to half the football team. it was an easy fix though. I thought i was going to die clamidia sounds like some serious shit.Comment -
13th InningSBR Wise Guy
- 08-05-08
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#41Yeah the Herpes-1 is the one that most people have - picked up through kissing and whatnot. It's no big deal, most people don't ever get symptoms or anything. Maybe a cold sore here and there in a few rare people.
The Herpes-2 is the genital herpes that like 30% has. Even with that, many people never have symptoms. You can spread it during an active outbreak, even if you show no symptoms. It affects all people differently. Some people have outbreaks all the time, need meds, etc. and some others never have symptoms, never need meds, whatever.
I have this Herpes-2, and have never had one single symptom/outbreak since the initial one, which was (I think) 12 years ago. I've never taken any meds after the initial diagnosis or have ever had any outbreaks or whatnot ever since. It's odd the way it affects different people differently. It's like I don't even have it, to the point where I even question the initial diagnosis. On the other hand, I've read of people who have symptoms flare up regularly every couple of weeks, which sounds like it would suck. It really hasn't affected my sex life at all, at least so far. (knock wood)
The bottom line is, if you use a fukkin rubber, you more or less have nothing to worry about, no matter which one has it.Comment -
DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#42When you go to hospital i hope u like pancakes and pizza as thats the only thing that fits under the door.Originally posted by Mini19I think I may have it after I smashed on a black chick since I met her at a strip club.. But oh well u only live onceComment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#43wowzers im amazed i got through high school and my 20s (1 year in thailand) without catching this or worse.Comment -
odusmykalSBR MVP
- 08-30-07
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#44The great thing about crabs is after you use the shampoo, you get to keep the comb..Originally posted by robmpinkShit I had crabs when I was 20.
Its all in your perspective.. You just have to find the good when little things like crabs try to bring you down..
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pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#45Dad, ur ass and tit thread has people walking around with boners, have to release somewhere. U are an accessory to the spread of Herpes. LoLComment -
BigcheezSBR Sharp- 12-02-09
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#46This thread needs a condom.Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#47And some anti bioticsOriginally posted by BigcheezThis thread needs a condom.
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DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#48Originally posted by pacoDad, ur ass and tit thread has people walking around with boners, have to release somewhere. U are an accessory to the spread of Herpes. LoL
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DeluxeLinerSBR MVP
- 01-29-08
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#49I don't have any herpes, or stds.
RobmPink...if you shave all your hair off and take a shower why do you need the shampoo? What is left to shampoo?Comment -
odusmykalSBR MVP
- 08-30-07
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#50The best way to rid yourself of crabs is to shave 1/2 your pubes and the set the other half on fire.. Then when they run out, stab the little buggers with an icepick..Comment -
DeluxeLinerSBR MVP
- 01-29-08
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#51This sounds violent.Originally posted by odusmykalThe best way to rid yourself of crabs is to shave 1/2 your pubes and the set the other half on fire.. Then when they run out, stab the little buggers with an icepick..Comment -
DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#52but effectiveOriginally posted by DeluxeLinerThis sounds violent.Comment -
ncat12SBR MVP
- 11-24-09
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#53O.K. whatever helps you sleep at night...just cause you tell yourself that does not make it trueOriginally posted by l7ustinI fked 3 chicks with genital herpes 2 of them unprotected and somehow didn't get it.
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ncat12SBR MVP
- 11-24-09
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#54maybe the other std made ya sterileOriginally posted by l7ustinnot economical with the $ i have saved on condoms I have afforded myself a new car

i realize i coulda gotten someone knocked up but since that didn't happen i am up huge on not using them
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