10 Commandments to gambling?

StraitShooter · 03-09-10, 06:34 AM

thou shalt not bet with thine heart

thou shalt not bet on credit if thou has not yea funds to square

thou shalt hedge when situation permits thee

thou shalt not bet on only tv games

thou shalt not chase

thou shalt not stiff

StraitShooter · 03-09-10, 06:37 AM

thou shalt not tail any clowns on a sports forum

darrell74 · 03-09-10, 07:26 AM

Beauty!!!

Almost got 10, right their.

Looking for more.

The Heston pic is awesome, just awesome!!! With the thou shall not tail clowns on sports forums idea. Nice!!!

Reload · 03-09-10, 07:32 AM

Thou shalt not buy the hook unless Justin says it's OK

Ced's shadow · 03-09-10, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by darrell74

Thou shall not play parlays or teasers"?

Blasphemy!!!

cappinthepigs · 03-09-10, 08:12 AM

Thou Shall not expect a BAD team to cover just because they are DUE

Skidcom · 03-09-10, 08:18 AM

Thou shalt not bet the last play on the board to get even or double up

whatsgood5 · 03-09-10, 08:19 AM

Straitshooter got it right, "thou shall not bet with thine heart"

That's effed me over countless times, I still have trouble avoiding this one.

StraitShooter · 03-09-10, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Straitshooter got it right, "thou shall not bet with thine heart"

That's effed me over countless times, I still have trouble avoiding this one.

Who have you tailed over the years as a home club>,,Braves maybe?..The Miami Dolphins gave me white side burns in my 20`s betting on them during the marino farce..Dan never could or did win a big game and he, chuck studley and tom olivaduffydotti sent shula out to pasture after a fantastic career with nothing but a kick in the ass from jimmy johnson and his dog buttercup

SamsNCharge99 · 03-09-10, 09:17 AM

1. Chalk is your friend

no1here · 03-09-10, 11:19 AM

Think Probabilities not Possibilities.

Extra Innings · 03-09-10, 11:36 AM

Thou shall honor that , at times, the best bet is no bet.

Willie Bee · 03-09-10, 11:45 AM

1) Never bet more than you can lose.

2) Eleven beats 10 every time.

3) Everyone in this business is hustling someone or something. EVERYONE.

4) You are the 5,982,402,314th person to claim it was your son/roommate/friend who logged into your account and made those losing bets.

5) You are the 8,299,316,417,714th person to assume the bet you lost last night was because the game was fixed.

6) If you're dealt 10-10 in a Texas Hold 'Em game and either Bob Harvey's wife or MadMaxx is at your table, fold.

7) That good-looking girl who suddenly took interest in your ugly ass at the craps table just picked your pocket.

8) Once a stiff, always a stiff.

9) Never fcuk with a little old lady's slot machine.

10) Hope is a wonderful thing, but if it's your only strength in gambling then give it up.

Extra Innings · 03-09-10, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

1) Never bet more than you can lose.

2) Eleven beats 10 every time.

3) Everyone in this business is hustling someone or something. EVERYONE.

4) You are the 5,982,402,314th person to claim it was your son/roommate/friend who logged into your account and made those losing bets.

5) You are the 8,299,316,417,714th person to assume the bet you lost last night was because the game was fixed.

6) If you're dealt 10-10 in a Texas Hold 'Em game and either Bob Harvey's wife or MadMaxx is at your table, fold.

7) That good-looking girl who suddenly took interest in your ugly ass at the craps table just picked your pocket.

8) Once a stiff, always a stiff.

9) Never fcuk with a little old lady's slot machine.

10) Hope is a wonderful thing, but if it's your only strength in gambling then give it up.

Solid List

vlad · 03-09-10, 11:58 AM

Never bet the same side of a game if Brandon Lang is on it.

Mac4Lyfe · 03-09-10, 11:58 AM

1 - Thou shall not covet a line that looks too good to be true...

2 - You shall not make for yourself as an idol, a road favorite...

3 - The betting God is a jealous God punishing bettors for the transgressions of their parents, to the third and 4th generation of those that reject these commandments...

4 - Do not take RLM in vain...

5 - honor your bookie...

6 - You shall not commit to "All In"...

7 - You shall not go "on TILT"...

8 - You shall not steal a slow/dead line...

9 - You shall not bare bad witness to a team that didn't cover..

10 - You shall not make wrongful use of

Most of all... Don't get BURIED!!!

jlgarciaiii22 · 03-09-10, 12:05 PM

Thou shall not cry the game is fixed when you lose...

Thou shall not brag your the greatest capper when you win...

GELATINOUS CUBE · 03-09-10, 01:12 PM

1. Thou shalt cap games if you are betting a lot.

2. Thou shalt tail indian cowboy on obscure wnba games.

3. Thou shalt bet the opposite play you picked if you are unplugged.

4. Thou shalt hammer bets when you know they are going to win.

5. Thou shalt bet 10% of your bank on any solid play.

6. Thou shalt go get a torta and call it a day if you win huge.

7. Thou shalt remember your passport if gambling abroad.

8. Thou shalt sign up at each casino player's club in vegas and get free crap before actually risking money.

9. Though shalt fade the celtics, the nationals, lyon809, and wofford.

10. Though shalt handle your business before gaming, unless you need quick cash.