OK Guys I need your help!! (LADIES ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOMED!!)

[ZBOIZ]

I'm trying to do something for my wife since she say I dont think about her enough....

but anyway I need some good ideas on what to do! Like for example I was planning on getting a room and setting it up with roses and candles with a BIG love letter on the bed!

but guys and ESPECIALLY LADIES please give me ideas!!

[diamond]

This is easy to answer. Its the little things that count. You could set up the whole world for her ONCE, it doesnt matter. You need tok be functional all days, also the rainy ones. Its the small things that saves a relationship.

[whatsgood5]

Eat the box, she'll love it. No need to thank me

[ZBOIZ]

Eat the box, she'll love it. No need to thank me

I will do that..

but I want to do a lil something else

[Tsoprano]

Tell her to cut the shit, you have enough stress from gambling you don't need her yapping away to add to it.

[Cougar Bait]

Don't let this woman run your life Z. I know you've already given up the power struggle, but you have to prove you aren't going to lie down every time she whines. Sadly, it appears it is too late.

Your options:

1. Continue living on your knees at the mercy of the real man of the house
2. Leave and get someone younger who will cook and clean and keep her mouth shut
3. Go gay

[MC PICKS]

This is a tough quetion Z, my old lady lives the dream life makin 4 figs in a 30 hour week and shops and spends my coins, along with hers first, like there going outta style.

[statnerds]

yep, it is the little things. take out the trash, do some dishes, cook dinner, compliments never hurt, the phone call to just to say hello and most importantly, just don't act like you are listening, but actually do it....that one is the worst.

and a surprise party if her birthday is soon where YOU gather up her friends and handle everything. that is a swallow waiting to happen.

[ZBOIZ]

yep, it is the little things. take out the trash, do some dishes, cook dinner, compliments never hurt, the phone call to just to say hello and most importantly, just don't act like you are listening, but actually do it....that one is the worst.

and a surprise party if her birthday is soon where YOU gather up her friends and handle everything. that is a swallow waiting to happen.

thats what im looking for

[Ralphie1412]

I'm trying to do something for my wife since she say I dont think about her enough.... but anyway I need some good ideas on what to do! Like for example I was planning on getting a room and setting it up with roses and candles with a BIG love letter on the bed! but guys and ESPECIALLY LADIES please give me ideas!!

Im crying laughing over here.

[ZBOIZ]

Ralph you have any ideas ?

[Thor4140]

Ralph you have any ideas ?

Well, i think last night he drew a picture of a rose on his hand and then punched the clown for three hours

[Ralphie1412]

On what to do about your fake wife? Maybe stop sitting on the internet 24 hours a day?

[ZBOIZ]

On what to do about your fake wife? Maybe stop sitting on the internet 24 hours a day?

sometimes I wish I was lying


But I guess me and paco is in the same situation here. My wife she does complain about me being on the internet but over 75% of the time she be at work while I'm online. And when she is home I be post from my phone majority of the time.

[Ralphie1412]

Why do you talk like the guy in my avatar?

[ijrod21i]

Tell her it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of her dress, then smack her right in the ass real hard. Next, ask her if she wants to take a leisurley stroll down "pleasure path" and then finally jump on the bed naked, assume the Hasselhoff pose, and wait.

[DOMINATER]

Z first of all is it a special occasion. Before i find out what you do is send her a dozen of yellow roses where she works, thats the most important thing send them to her work place if its a real special occasion send them one week before , if it is just for romance you send 1 dozen of red long stem roses a superior rose not the ten dollar specials . Make sure if she works send them to work place. You cant take her to the room to have sex you are trying to be romantic, so we are goingto take her to dinner in a very exclusive resturant, as you are dining buy her a very nice piece of jewelry , you must get something real nice a bracel et or a necklace between 500. To 1000. Dollars make sure the jewelry is heart shape woman love heart shape jewelry pendants or bracelet, heart shape is the key, give it to her while your eating and make sure you get up and place it on her neck or put it on for her if its a bracelet the resturant must have soft live music pick out her favorite song make sure it yours and hers special song make sure the band can play it. As the band begins to play put the jewelry on her give the band at least 20 dollars for doing it for you . So far you have flowers sent to her twice once at work ,secondly you bought her jewelry third the band plays your song the one you played on your wedding day is good you start getting closer as you put her new gift on you eat dinner, make sure shes either having a drink or something she loves to do with you your still at dinner her music was played , get to your car and head towards the hotel , wheres the jewelry oh it is on her shes a little blasted, get a room with a jaguzzi relax continue having a good time , maybe a few films more wine , if you two are crazy another person lol. And you will have a long good memory , have fun z.

[DanceGirl]

send a card to her randomly or get a few & hide them around the house where you know she will find them (under the windshield wiper on her car, taped to the shower faucet, in a dresser drawer, etc) & write a little message of your own in each on top of what is already in each card. you don't want to do too much all at once... start small and then work your way up to getting that room & doing all the rest of what you were going to do. Even set it up with the cards as almost a scavenger hunt until the big night. Do a card a day for a week or something like that. Just saying, from a female's point of view. Goodluck with whatever you do

[alukk]

Final 4 tickets

[DanceGirl]

Z first of all is it a special occasion. Before i find out what you do is send her a dozen of yellow roses where she works, thats the most important thing send them to her work place if its a real special occasion send them one week before , if it is just for romance you send 1 dozen of red long stem roses a superior rose not the ten dollar specials .

flowers are always a plus- esp at work... girl's like to be the center of attention, and getting flowers sent to work makes our day because we know all eyes are on us & it just shows others as well as us how much the guy really loves us and how lucky we are... if not roses, maybe even find out her favorite flower and do a nice bouquet of those- shows that you really take interest and pay attention to things she likes and its a nice personal touch instead of just roses...

[MC PICKS]

WTF Z. 2 threads devoted to this bullshit. Eat the box and stick your finger up her asshole at the same time. That should buy you a month at least. If that doesnt work than, escort services and/or divorce attorneys. If you need advice keeping your old lady happy in any facet, chances are your f**ked.

[paco]

No need for any of that nonsense. Just tie her up, put a gag over her mouth, bend her over and give her a good old fvcking. It should do the trick.

[MC PICKS]

Paco LOL

[PuckOff]

Tell her to cut the shit, you have enough stress from gambling you don't need her yapping away to add to it.

Exactly Tony!!! I'd get rid of the bitch to be honest with you. Nobody deserves to be verbally abused by his woman.

[PuckOff]

WTF Z. 2 threads devoted to this bullshit. Eat the box and stick your finger up her asshole at the same time. That should buy you a month at least. If that doesnt work than, escort services and/or divorce attorneys. If you need advice keeping your old lady happy in any facet, chances are your f**ked.

This guys relationship/marriage is doomed.

[ZBOIZ]

Paco you the man

[urge2kill]

You're doing it wrong.

[swaindexter]

Why do you talk like the guy in my avatar?

Dude, that is too funny.....,,,,,//////

[DanceGirl]

hahahah not gunna lie- that is pretty f*ckin funny

[ZBOIZ]

You're doing it wrong.

[HenPrivilege]

This thread got some funny shit in it.

Well, if you want to think about her you should do this. Instead of chasing your gambling debt (if you have one), use a good day's or week's winnings on her.

Buy her a Louis Vuitton or a Chanel handbag.

I tailed lakerboy on MLK day and week and I made some incredible coin. I bought my girl a Chanel and my mother a Louis Vuitton. To this day, she still kisses my ass and that was two months ago.

After speniding $4,500 on two purses, I thought I was the stupidest fool alive. But it bought me long term piece of mind. When my girl sees me gambling, she knows she can come out on large if I win. No guarantees though on that.

[MC PICKS]

Trust me Z. I more than well oukicked my coverage on my old lady. But I make coins, feed the kids every day, and stick the finger up the asshole just when the hell I feel like it. Good luck if yur trying out a new broad. Snatch sloppin will get you a second look, if you do the it the right way. BOL

[pavyracer]

The best thing you can do for her is divorce her and give her half of your bankroll. It won't cost you a lot.

[Rio DiNero]

I will do that..

but I want to do a lil something else

Hit her with one of your big patented "Penis Slappers."

[flyingillini]

This thread got some funny shit in it.

Well, if you want to think about her you should do this. Instead of chasing your gambling debt (if you have one), use a good day's or week's winnings on her.

Buy her a Louis Vuitton or a Chanel handbag.

I tailed lakerboy on MLK day and week and I made some incredible coin. I bought my girl a Chanel and my mother a Louis Vuitton. To this day, she still kisses my ass and that was two months ago.

After speniding $4,500 on two purses, I thought I was the stupidest fool alive. But it bought me long term piece of mind. When my girl sees me gambling, she knows she can come out on large if I win. No guarantees though on that.

I bought my Hyna a new one for her Birthday. I have had three of their Wallets and currently use one now. They make the best durable wallets!