What do you want written on your tombstone

[DOMINATER]

ON MINE I WANT WRITTEN " SEE I TOLD YOU I DID NOT FEEL GOOD" THATS AN OLD LINE, BUT I REALLY LIKE IT AND I SOMETIMES ACT LIKE A HYPOCHONDRIAC

[obamaismyuncle]

the truth, "The best poker player that ever walked the face of the earth"

[stevek173]

"Flyers -1.5 +125 3.7.2010"

[robmpink]

I'm going to be cremated.

[flyingillini]

"Santa Bruta Por Vida"

[Masu485]

"I'm coming for you next"

[FrozenMAN]

Cheese and Pepperoni

[BEANTOWNJIM]

This is what i am writing on my tombstone


(i never got my 660 dollars from lenny and cascade sportsbook)

[pico]

i kill myself if usc doesn't win

[MC PICKS]

I told my kids if I become a burden or incpacitated to hit me in the head with a shovel and start digging.

[jlgarciaiii22]

I'll leave this message to my Bookie:

As long as I owe you... You'll never be broke!

[Naz18]

"I'll be bach"

[Tree Rollins]

"Superman dat ho"

[Joe Dogs]

Easy come,Easy go.

[blueghost]

''wishing you were here''

[crownontheground]

sup guys lol

[LLXC]

Sports betting did this to me...

[INVEGA MAN]

I didnt want to become her lover but she caught me with my pants down and so did her husband but the best is yet to come

[Marlon85]

Hahahahah, so funny. Thank you guys ))))

[odusmykal]

I want a parking meter beside my tombstone.. Then on my tombstone, the words, "TIME EXPIRED"..

[Chi_archie]

if life is done right....... the stuff that other people want and maybe DO put on your Tombstone will be better than any egocentric hahahaha one liner that you can come up with here.........

[Tsoprano]

"Buried"

[Extra Innings]

"....we came in?"

[Grandmaster B]

bet it all

[konck]

That's all folks

[13th Inning]

"I can watch you jerk off from up here"

[DOMINATER]

those are some funny epitaphs

[Killer_Demo]

"if you really liked me, plz pour some of ur 40 oz out"

[DOMINATER]

he got a fishbone in his throat and then sang an angels note

[DOMINATER]

"here lies an atheist all dressedup ano place to go"

[DOMINATER]

Robmpink is getting cremated here is one for him " i made an ash of myself"

[odusmykal]

Here lies Odus, he sure loved to bet
Eventhough he spent his whole life in debt
Sports.. Pro, College, even Highschool
Fantasy, Ball boards, an Office pool
Probally right now, he's hoping to roll 7
As he spends his days in the casino in Heaven

[bettilimbroke999]

"Should've turned down that position as killer whale trainer"

[chrisharvard01]

"Please pay my CC bills"

[Sawyer]

"Lost his final bet.."