Quick Video: I Broke Down A Little

whatsgood5 · 03-07-10, 04:07 PM

Don't let her get to you jj. She doesn't have a damn clue what she's talking about, at the very least you're an 8.

Cougar Bait · 03-07-10, 04:12 PM

Booze is not the answer JJ. But, at least you're not drinking rail vodka.

Try a bottle of Kettle One or Grey Goose next time.

I know you can afford it.

Flying Dutchman · 03-07-10, 04:15 PM

WG5, you're nuts, JJ's 4.5 tops.

no hair drops off at least 2 pts,
piggy fat drops another 1,
being old as fvk takes another 1,
being broke as shit is another 1
living in his mom's house is 1

jeeze, we're down to 4 already...and I haven't even gotten into his gambling and degenerate ways...

Flying Dutchman · 03-07-10, 04:18 PM

...notice I also haven't gotten to "shorty" yet.

Wrigley · 03-07-10, 04:18 PM

Hey coach pick up your head there is someone out there for everyone, someone will love you someday

jjgold · 03-07-10, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Wrigley

Hey coach pick up your head there is someone out there for everyone, someone will love you someday

People been telling me that for 20 years now, I think not now. I could see like a few years but 20??

Cougar Bait · 03-07-10, 04:20 PM

JJ you need to leave the house and try meeting people. A random woman isn't going to walk up to your door completely naked unless your name is Tree Rollins.

Wrigley · 03-07-10, 04:22 PM

after watching the video they should add JJ to the best actor list for the oscars tonight

Flying Dutchman · 03-07-10, 04:24 PM

...they got oscars for best clown makeup?

Deuce · 03-07-10, 04:24 PM

Great actor.

whatsgood5 · 03-07-10, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

WG5, you're nuts, JJ's 4.5 tops. no hair drops off at least 2 pts, piggy fat drops another 1, being old as fvk takes another 1, being broke as shit is another 1 living in his mom's house is 1 jeeze, we're down to 4 already...and I haven't even gotten into his gambling and degenerate ways...

Maybe I was a bit over the top, but 6.5 seems fair. Being broke as shit and living in his mom's house go hand in hand, so that bumps it to 5.5, and I only take one off for no hair, so 6.5 IMO.

36mafia · 03-07-10, 04:25 PM

relax dont do it

jjgold · 03-07-10, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

JJ you need to leave the house and try meeting people. A random woman isn't going to walk up to your door completely naked unless your name is Tree Rollins.

Cougar I have tried, it does not work. I see how women look at me .

If I looked like Pecos Bill if that is really him I would score sometimes.

Cougar Bait · 03-07-10, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cougar I have tried, it does not work. I see how women look at me . If I looked like Pecos Bill if that is really him I would score sometimes.

The only time I ever see you leave the house is to do cruising videos and scream at posters. What about church? You could meet a girl at church. Some of them are real pent up, you know, frustrated, and looking for answers. You could start a cult and then I think they have to sleep with you. If you get enough members maybe you could start living in the mountains and preparing food in an old bed pan. It's all within your reach. You are very persuasive.

Pecos Bill · 03-07-10, 05:58 PM

JJ, people like shannon thrive on other peoples misery, ive encountered people like her too many times. They dont know how soul crushing their comments are, we dont want to hear shit like this Shannon, it kills us inside. Sticks and stones may break our bones but words leave scars forever.

BEANTOWNJIM · 03-07-10, 05:58 PM

CHEER UP JJGOLD IT COULD BE WORSE YOU COULD LOOK LIKE YOUR BUDDY BOBBY.AT LEAST YOU GOT LAYED 13 YEARS AGO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK BOBBY WILL HAVE TO WAIT THE WAY HE LOOKS.

ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS GROWING UP IN THE 80'S JJGOLD NOBODY EVER CONFUSED YOU FOR TOM SELLECK

YOU WERE PROBABLY TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE BOZO THE CLOWN

minet123 · 03-07-10, 06:04 PM

JJ those girls are young enough to be your daughters
Don't give a F**K what they think
they live in that RAT HOLE third world country your 1/2 hour from the capital of the world

Pecos Bill · 03-07-10, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cougar I have tried, it does not work. I see how women look at me .

If I looked like Pecos Bill if that is really him I would score sometimes.

JJ that is really me. Im supposed to be at my physical and sexual peak and i havent been laid in 4 years man. And this is going out to bars and clubs almost every weekend. You know how fvcked up that feels?..I cant believe it sometimes.

jjgold · 03-07-10, 06:10 PM

Pecos if that is you there is no reason you cannot get laid

Make a video and we can analyze your personilty

Look at me and feel better

Pecos Bill · 03-07-10, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos if that is you there is no reason you cannot get laid

Make a video and we can analyze your personilty

Look at me and feel better

JJ that is obviously me c'mon. Remeber a long time ago i said i didnt speak in my video cuz i hate the sound of my voice?..Well thats why i never say a word cuz i hate my voice, I sound like an uneducated spic.

But you have normal skin jj, mine is severly scarred...it looks nasty, makes me look dirty and unhealthy.

minet123 · 03-07-10, 06:20 PM

Pecos just move east we could find you a nice Puerto Rican or light skined Dominican Girl here
between Philadelphia,Camden,Trenton,Newark and 4 of the 5 boroughs you would have no problems

MendozaLine · 03-07-10, 06:21 PM

I choked up a little bit

jjgold · 03-07-10, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

JJ that is obviously me c'mon. Remeber a long time ago i said i didnt speak in my video cuz i hate the sound of my voice?..Well thats why i never say a word cuz i hate my voice, I sound like an uneducated spic.

But you have normal skin jj, mine is severly scarred...it looks nasty, makes me look dirty and unhealthy.

Well just sit there and do push ups and I will evaluate you

BadNina · 03-07-10, 06:31 PM

Awwwww....JJ, you need a hug, hunny?

You want Nina to give you a make over and help you out with us female types? Cause I could do it. It would be like My Fair Lady except roles reversed and all.

Pecos Bill · 03-07-10, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

People been telling me that for 20 years now, I think not now. I could see like a few years but 20??

....

jjgold · 03-07-10, 06:39 PM

Nina come over and i will fuk you

Billy maybe you should shave your head and see what that does.

BadNina · 03-07-10, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nina come over and i will fuk you.

Yeah, not gonna happen. I am in a relationship. But gee...thanks. I did however, offer to help you finesse your way among the members of the fairer sex.

Pecos Bill · 03-07-10, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Yeah, not gonna happen. I am in a relationship. But gee...thanks. I did however, offer to help you finesse your way among the members of the fairer sex.

Nina im sorry for disrespecting you, you were 100% right, that girl wanted me to call her..her friend even told me shit but i got out of it by saying my niece accidentally deleted her number.

jjgold · 03-07-10, 06:48 PM

Nina I am not here at SBR to pick up winners. I am really here to network and fuk.

Nina I would put my 2.5" cock between your big breasts and ride them

I love sex talk like this, many say I turn on women like this

BadNina · 03-07-10, 06:56 PM

Well, Bill, I kinda have an idea what girls like and want seeing as how I am one. We can call that little unpleasantness a heat of the moment thing and let it go.

JJ, whoever is telling you that is lying to you. Whe we girls ask what it is about us you like the best, we want to think its our breasts or butt, but lie and say its our eyes, brains, or smile. We are funny that way. And yes, my boobies aren't half bad, are they?

Flying Dutchman · 03-07-10, 07:48 PM

JJ, you really ought to take Nina up on her offer, chicks get other chicks.

...and be nice to her or Wille Bee will come after you with that Lugar and his SS knife.

flyingillini · 03-07-10, 07:53 PM

JJ, don't let anyone get to you, not worth it. You are more successful than 90% of the people on here. I want to see you snort some powda in your next video. We need "Yayo" push ups!

Scorpion · 03-07-10, 08:03 PM

shannon is a lawyer

wtf · 03-07-10, 08:20 PM

jj

take my advice

get some local hottie and have her rate loshak on video