My 1st HS Football Game Is Friday Night

betplom · 09-05-07, 09:40 AM

After reading JJ's posts I can't help but think of the lyrics to "XTC - Making Plans For Nigel". Replace "Nigel" with "Hank Webber" or "JJ Gold" and you'll see what I mean.

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
Yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

BatemanPatrickl · 09-05-07, 09:43 AM

JJ - I never thought I would say this but..."SEEK HELP"!

capitalist pig · 09-05-07, 10:57 AM

"5-3 190" damn thats fat!

Later

louisvillekid · 09-05-07, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by capitalist pig

"5-3 190" damn thats fat!

Later

maybe she is a weeble wobble

Willie Bee · 09-05-07, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

4. Playing Both ways

We already knew that.

Also nice to know you have some scruples about you, JJ. Obtaining a fake ID, playing high school football at your age and bringing bookies into a high school locker room okey dokey with you, however you draw the line on dating a girl that's too young. Classic!

john pavlic · 09-05-07, 11:20 AM

JJ you are too much dude! You make me laugh with all your stupid shit. You need to get a life.

ShamsWoof10 · 09-05-07, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

We already knew that.

AHAHAHAHAHA now that comeback is classic!!!

BatemanPatrickl · 09-05-07, 11:27 AM

[QUOTE=Willie Bee;335719]We already knew that.

QUOTE]

Knock out punch right there; didn't think Slick Willie had it in him but that my friends is SOLID GOLD

jjgold · 09-05-07, 11:49 AM

Got my jacket also, wearing it now. We are at Yonkers for simulcasting. I took 2 players with me.

compaqDikk · 09-05-07, 02:37 PM

JJ scored his 1st letterman jacket

zootiehead · 09-05-07, 09:49 PM

Just like Art Schlister you will be in the huddle checking out your pager for the score of the Rutgers game instead of concentrating on the play.

ShamsWoof10 · 09-05-07, 09:55 PM

Hey JJ for a small price I will outfit your helmet with a shield that will display scores....

Iwinyourmoney · 09-05-07, 10:03 PM

there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin

flyingillini · 09-05-07, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin

of course he is not pulling this off.. it is a complete joke.. but very entertaining..... JJ has way to much time on his hands though!

marke4 · 09-05-07, 11:10 PM

that story is hillarious. I applaud your post JJ, you are probably one of the coolest people i know. I don't find much funny, but that story is classic.

onlooker · 09-05-07, 11:29 PM

You need to write a book, and make some loot. Then again, you will gamble that all away.

Keep up the good stories JJ, and good luck in the game.

jjgold · 09-06-07, 06:25 AM

Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.

pico · 09-06-07, 09:54 AM

5' 3'', 190. yeah i donno, she weigh more than me and i am way taller than her. more cushion for the pushin.

i wonder what jj will post next. maybe one of the parents report your ass to the police?

BatemanPatrickl · 09-06-07, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.

Don't lie, you were shooting roids up his ass. A little something called mangoo, full of protein.

Chi_archie · 02-25-09, 01:24 AM

good stuff, JJ

onthewhat · 02-25-09, 01:26 AM

unreal

professional story teller

Chi_archie · 02-25-09, 01:31 AM

he has become more in touch with reality in the past year

jjgold · 02-25-09, 05:45 AM

Archie that was a true story

Amazing, I fukked up and got discovered though, It was a fantasy of mine to go back to HS and play football and i partially lived it.

Chi_archie · 02-25-09, 07:29 AM

did you save any of the notes that the 5'3 190 lb chick passed you? I bet it smelled like perfume.........and buritos

Man, if I could go back and play any HS sport, It would definately be football, and then maybe basketball..... thirdly I'd pick women's field hockey

bobbyfk · 06-28-10, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Playing Both ways

this would explain so much

jjgold · 06-28-10, 05:52 AM

I almost pulled it off

Chi_archie · 01-16-12, 05:01 PM

I would wreck house in a high school football game.

Deuce · 01-16-12, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I would wreck house in a high school football game.

I was actually talking to someone about this last week. If I was a starting LB right now at a local high school, I would be all state and prob get offers around the country to D2 or D1A schools.

Chi_archie · 01-16-12, 05:32 PM

I'd get wrecked once I got on campus at a D1 school

old man strength, and fading speed and agility might let you dominate 16 and 17 year olds

but it would be game over after that.....

Deuce think of the hot HS cheerleader AND Milf trim we'd pull wearing our varsity jackets while cruising the strip

jjgold · 01-16-12, 05:38 PM

I fukked up..if I played one game it would of been some feat

Deuce · 01-16-12, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I'd get wrecked once I got on campus at a D1 school

old man strength, and fading speed and agility might let you dominate 16 and 17 year olds

but it would be game over after that.....

Deuce think of the hot HS cheerleader AND Milf trim we'd pull wearing our varsity jackets while cruising the strip

Ya, I'd get crushed at a D1 school likely. Give me an entire year of training I might be ok to play at a MAC school or Conf. USA.

Chi_archie · 01-16-12, 05:46 PM

JJ, you need to do an SBR football vid similar to the old basepaths classic vids.

screaming from the sidelines at the various SBR posters you have playing at all the positions.

I'd like to see BobbyFk at quarterback