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    The Kraken
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    If You Had To Go To WAR With Five SBR Posters....

    Who would they be???

    Tought to narrow down to just FIVE

    But these Five Motherfukkers are battle hardened, trench tested, titanium testicle swinginbsons of bitches, and they're the five Im going into war with

    Kind like the SBR Seal Team SIX

    1.) RUSSIAN ROCKET
    2.) DR DIRTY SANCHEZ
    3.) GAUCHOJAKE
    4.) MANNY24
    5.) OPIE1988

    This squad is deadly boys
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    The Kraken
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    First target on the hit list?

    MIKE "FAT FUKK" JAMM

    Nothing personal, just a smart decision

    We could feast on his body and survive for up to a year if needed

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    The Hateful Five

    I always got your back Krakalakin

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    Seaweed
    wizzle
    leetreaper
    birdman77
    mikefan1034

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    The Kraken
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    Rocket you gotta choose your comrades carefully

    It says a lot about a man who he chooses to lace up boots with

    #6 was Acoochy, but I had to make it fair, and couldn't pick every warrior

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    Nobody

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    I hear ya Kraken...I really like the team that you picked.

    Also, you do wanna have Mike Jambotron on your team even though you two might disagree on some topics.

    Just picture him ziplining 50m/h and me shooting rockets of his back...who can fkng stop us? NO ONE!

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    You would not last JJ

    War is about comradery, having your brothers back and them having yours, its about fukking shit off and checking names off lists, trust, drinking whisky, fukking foreign broads

    And you want to go alone?

    JJ I would pick you off #2

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    Rr, mo, flipper, jj, ivy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I hear ya Kraken...I really like the team that you picked.

    Also, you do wanna have Mike Jambotron on your team even though you two might disagree on some topics.

    Just picture him ziplining 50m/h and me shooting rockets of his back...who can fkng stop us? NO ONE!
    The zipline would snap rocket, we couldn't afford to lose you

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    So ready for this.

    Let's roll, motherfukkers.

    SBR
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Rr, mo, flipper, jj, ivy
    Cuddles

    That team would be like an amateur paintball team going up against special forces

    But I respect your pics, war isn't just about winning, its about choosing who you want to die with

    And that can't be argued with

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    The zipline would snap rocket, we couldn't afford to lose you

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    Quote Originally Posted by the kraken View Post
    cuddles

    That team would be like an amateur paintball team going up against special forces

    but i respect your pics, war isn't just about winning, its about choosing who you want to die with

    and that can't be argued with
    m*a*s*h

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So ready for this.

    Let's roll, motherfukkers.
    Where the fukk is JAMM

    Ready to fukk some shit up

    Gonna plant a stick of C4 up his ass

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    I fight alone

    I learned never rely on anyone in life

    If I had a tech guy probably Rocket

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    master of arms checking in

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    I'll bring the marinade

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    If you knew me personally, I'd be offended I'm not on the list....

    I can assure you that once you meet me, or talk with people that have, you'll add me to the list....

    at least as a reserve!

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    Men this is serious

    Throughout the history of mankind, there has ALWAYS been WAR

    SBR is no different

    So far these are the 3 teams

    RR,Gaucho,Opie,Kraken,Manny,Dr. DS

    RR,Cuddles,JJ,Flipper,Mo,Ivy

    JJGold with RR as a per-diem tech guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    If you knew me personally, I'd be offended I'm not on the list....

    I can assure you that once you meet me, or talk with people that have, you'll add me to the list....

    at least as a reserve!
    You were high on the list

    i was worried you'd bring too much oyster to the table and we'd all get chlamydia and ambushed

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    Are we talking hand to hand combat,or technological Warfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Rr, mo, flipper, jj, ivy
    Bit letdown you wouldnt pick me for your team.

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    Since I have no issue with gutting someone like a fish and then eating some carpaccio right after, I should be on someones team.

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    Ill pick you mate,most of the guys I like on here are to nice,need some guys that don't mind getting nasty.

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    Right on bro. In. Forgot to say I wouldn't even wash my hands before eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Since I have no issue with gutting someone like a fish and then eating some carpaccio right after, I should be on someones team.

    You're a scary motherfukker

    People revealing a lot about themselves in here

    As WAR looms, chaos ensues, we will learn more about our fellow posters

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Ill pick you mate,most of the guys I like on here are to nice,need some guys that don't mind getting nasty.
    Good pickup Packerd, but can you ever sleep again? Id be afraid to end up on the menu with that guy in my tent
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    Kraken you are fukkin unhinged man.

    You are dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Good pickup Packerd, but can you ever sleep again? Id be afraid to end up on the menu with that guy in my tent
    But I am a fan of the greatest pound for pound fighter ever.
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    1.PACO guys a proven hero know how to use a gun and know strippers important if we need leverage

    2. JJ GOLD. Guy is a mover and shaker guy shows up anywhere anytime . Guy is always ready and has connections to the mob world to get us guns probably

    3. RUSSIAN ROCKET guys a tech genious that can be our hacker our tech guy

    4.King Mayan. Guys our muscle our Arnold swartzanigger mexican style probably has homies in the mexican drug cartel and gots muscles

    5.OPIE. Well Ya gotta have that greasy politician the sweet talker the king of bull shit if ya need something fast he's the guy.

    And we will outfit a 46 foot class A Recreation Vechile that has bullet proof windows and solid rubber tires and can fly


    FUKK YEAH


    MERICA!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Good pickup Packerd, but can you ever sleep again? Id be afraid to end up on the menu with that guy in my tent
    Yeah I know id probably be sleeping with one eye open.

    Id probably take Paco aswell thinking about it,and probably Donk. Donk seems like hed be a survivalist.
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    Wonder who will be the first to pick up Patti V for a quick piece of ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    1.PACO guys a proven hero know how to use a gun and know strippers important if we need leverage

    2. JJ GOLD. Guy is a mover and shaker guy shows up anywhere anytime . Guy is always ready and has connections to the mob world to get us guns probably

    3. RUSSIAN ROCKET guys a tech genious that can be our hacker our tech guy

    4.King Mayan. Guys our muscle our Arnold swartzanigger mexican style probably has homies in the mexican drug cartel and gots muscles

    5.OPIE. Well Ya gotta have that greasy politician the sweet talker the king of bull shit if ya need something fast he's the guy.

    And we will outfit a 46 foot class A Recreation Vechile that has bullet proof windows and solid rubber tires and can fly


    FUKK YEAH


    MERICA!!!!!
    I like your style Harry, but Mayan would be your downfall

    You'd be rallying the troops and he'd be off mowing a lwan and trying to roof your RV

    Puts you a man down from the get go

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Kraken you are fukkin unhinged man.

    You are dangerous.
    Mo, Im prepared pal

    I'm ready

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