1. 02-14-16 03:30 PM #1
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    JJ Gold. When is the last time you gave or received a valentine

    to or from a woman.

    Tell us the story and how it ended
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  2. 02-14-16 04:09 PM #2
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    actually never

    no lie
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  3. 02-14-16 04:10 PM #3
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    9th grade.

    Last year.
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  4. 02-14-16 04:19 PM #4
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    Mo what does it feel like to get laid?
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  5. 02-14-16 04:44 PM #5
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    2-14-89

    JJ was incarcerated and String Bean a 6'10 130 pound dude tried to rape him

    V-day has never been the same for JJ




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    I will never forget years ago when I was in prison for a few days and stringbean (6-10 or so 130 pounds) chased me around and got me in a corner and tried to fuk me in the shower stall. He could not get it in and he was not that strong. If you ever a saw a nude guy 6-10 and a 130 pounds running at you with no clothes on and a 8 inch rooster you would be fukkin scared shit. The fuk could fly and was known in prisons to catch his prey, he saw a small guy 5-4, 280 or so and I guess he liked the tall/skinny fantasy vs the small/fat fantasy. I still see stringbean around and now we joke about it and he said he has just horned up in prison but now just dates women.





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  6. 02-14-16 04:44 PM #6
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    stringbean had one of the all time lowest BMI's in prison ever!
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  7. 02-14-16 04:46 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    stringbean had one of the all time lowest BMI's in prison ever!
    Well he still covers the spread
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  8. 02-14-16 05:24 PM #8
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  9. 02-14-16 05:25 PM #9
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    I bet I saved myself a lot of money not celebrating
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  10. 02-14-16 05:36 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I bet I saved myself a lot of money not celebrating
    You aren't kidding, this is my first year since I was 18 that I don't have to deal with all of it.
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  11. 02-14-16 05:41 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mo what does it feel like to get laid?
    a lot like winning a bet.

    Doesn't happen very often but damn if I can't make it happen again.

    A little sweatier.
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  12. 02-14-16 06:15 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    a lot like winning a bet.

    Doesn't happen very often but damn if I can't make it happen again.

    A little sweatier.
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  13. 02-11-18 03:08 PM #13
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  14. 02-11-18 03:16 PM #14
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    never
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  15. 02-11-18 04:27 PM #15
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    here are my Valentine Day's tips for the guys here

    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this roserepresents my never ending love for you
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.


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  16. 02-11-18 04:32 PM #16
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    wtf did I just read on #2
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  17. 02-11-18 04:49 PM #17
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    I never got a gift from a woman even when I was married

    I only got laid once during marriage and I came so fast
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  18. 02-11-18 06:37 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never got a gift from a woman even when I was married

    I only got laid once during marriage and I came so fast

    Was Carol a good lay?
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  19. 02-11-18 06:44 PM #19
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    jj if you could have sex with any woman of your dreams but you had to go an hour with hillary clinton first, would ya do it?
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  20. 02-11-18 06:54 PM #20
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    One time only ... yes

    I would sleep with Hillary


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    Was Carol a good lay?
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