Yo Newbies, wanna get rich?

[Flying Dutchman]

Here's how ya do it:

1) register in SBR
2) post shit about JJ's rug and his short "member" for a few weeks.
3) pile up points
4) register in SBR book
5) test out that miracle betting system in the SBR book with those points.
6) keep doing it until you have a winning system (i.e. don't use "real" money)
7) once you have a winning system, open an account in one of SBR's top rated books.
8) retire to Caribbean island with island honeys on each arm.

Simple!

[jmush]

sounds like a plan

[wtf]

been there

done that

[DeluxeLiner]

it only sounds too easy...

[whatsgood5]

You make it seem so easy...I might have to give this a try...

[Flying Dutchman]

BTW, step 7.5 is: a miracle happens...

...at least in wtf's case, that's what happened.

[DOMINATER]

FLYING DUTCHMAN,the lady in your avatar looks like the young lady in the painting named the pearl

[teaserpleaser]

not bad

[Slainte]

fair enough, will try it out

[Flying Dutchman]

FLYING DUTCHMAN,the lady in your avatar looks like the young lady in the painting named the pearl

...yeah, it's a modern photo of one of our Dutch lovelys in traditional garb...

[Flying Dutchman]

...done in 17th century painterly style...

[Flying Dutchman]

...but she's probably an Amsterdammer Tranny...

[pavyracer]

Is step #2 really necessary?

[Irish Lumberjack]

yes