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    Russian Rocket
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    -== Poll: Who is the better athlete at SBR? ==-

    TheCoochy or Opie1988

    Both are claiming to keep their body in tip-top ​shape by ​exercising almost every ​<wbr>day, eating right and having a ton of unprotected sex.

    To support their claims...

    Cooch posted a pic of himself in this thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-had-twin.html

    Opie shared a slam dunk vid in this thread right here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...thlete-p2.html


    Now it's time for the SBR posters to decide who's the best athlete!

    <small><iframe src="http://strawpoll.me/embed_1/6721138" style="width: 600px; height: 360px; border: 0;">Loading poll...</iframe></small>

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    kidcudi92
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    easy one.

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    pretty tight race so far

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    After two hours of voting, the race simply couldn't get any tighter than this...




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    Too early to call

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    Tie breaker has to be a coin flip. 'Merica

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    kidcudi92
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    Why wasn't kidcudi92 on the list with his broken back?

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    I thought Opie would run away with this vote.

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    Post some videos of them playing some sports that require athleticism so we can vote

    Would prefer to see football (i.e. running routes), basketball pickup games, tennis....any sports that requires a lot of movement, jumping, speed, etc.

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    I just watched Ops video of his dunk. He says he is 46 so I'm not going to hate, but he's not even even slightly athletic if I'm being honest. I doubt I would say this to his face though. Would probably just give him a compliment like, "wow, I could only imagine what types of moves you could do in the air in your heyday."

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Tie breaker has to be a coin flip. 'Merica

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    Boys no BS but ive played both state aussie rules and cricket back in junior days.

    Also played against former world No.1 tennis player and won multiple tennis tournaments

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    i just dont know .. but you are up later sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    i just dont know .. but you are up later sir
    Different timezones hooker...

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    Cooch that rim was max 8 ft high maybe less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohye1980 View Post
    Cooch that rim was max 8 ft high maybe less.
    Moherman if that was 10 foot high then I'm john fukkin holmes pal

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    never heard of coochy, but if they exercise everyday then they are overtraining and likely look older than they should with wrinkles
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    You're fukkin weird, man.

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    I voted twice. This poll software is defunct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I voted twice. This poll software is defunct.
    nice try Grease

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    It's not a big lead, but Cooch is currently leading by 3 votes...




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    This is gonna come down to the last few votes. And rightfully so, this is the most important poll at SBR this year.
    I'm on the edge of my fukkin seat.

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    Wow

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    Wonder which side the "neithers" would have broken for

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    Where is the "I don't give a flying f" option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    never heard of coochy, but if they exercise everyday then they are overtraining and likely look older than they should with wrinkles
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    Coochie Coochie

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    never heard of coochy, but if they exercise everyday then they are overtraining and likely look older than they should with wrinkles

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    Rocket....

    Where do you find this stuff

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    They are both banged up

    Slow
    Overweight
    Sluggish
    Clumsy

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    Wow

    Overweight88 has -800 home field advantage yet struggling to pull away here

    Overweight88's pride taking a BIG hit boys...

    Guy's on MAJOR tilt and its fukkin hilarious to witness
    Last edited by ACoochy; 02-04-16 at 11:22 AM.

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    I am on a mission to compromise the vote by voting for option 3 time and time again

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    Latest update...Opie +1



    Will do one final update in about 12h before closing out the poll

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