Crazy homeless guy in my office building!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Security just called the office and informed me to lock the door. Second time this crap has happened.

First time some guy robbed a bank and ran into the building. Cops cornered him and shot him dead on the second floor. I'm on the eighth.

Always happens on a Friday

[obamaismyuncle]

Way to kick the weekend off

[Powderguy]

You didn't get to leave the office at 5?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Powder no way man. Not a 9 to 5 guy.

No action yet but I would not mind beating someone tonight.

[paco]

It's much safer here in Detroit

[bobbyfk]

What do you do?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Technical sales Bobby.

[Extra Innings]

Poster?

[robmpink]

Security just called the office and informed me to lock the door. Second time this crap has happened.

First time some guy robbed a bank and ran into the building. Cops cornered him and shot him dead on the second floor. I'm on the eighth.

Always happens on a Friday

Wow, close call!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Damn that fu(k stole my laptop.

No point in having security guards if they are not armed.

[Tsoprano]

Gl

I hope the guy busts into your tiny cubicle and kills you.

[RealSlimShady]

What city are you in, Patrick?

[tltaylor89]

We had a guy come into the bank and ask the tellers for money police tazed him

[stevek173]

Pics or GTFO Bateman

[DOMINATER]

Bateman, sometimes there are other circumstances such as a full moon.

[DeluxeLiner]

The Security at your place needs to get it's acts together.

[BatemanPatrickl]

What city are you in, Patrick?

Slimmer the one where most professional golfers lives