I have a request. Can someone please find this JJ POST???

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  • BurtRapp
    SBR MVP
    • 01-10-08
    • 2410

    #1
    I have a request. Can someone please find this JJ POST???
    It was the one where he documents his day:

    Throwing kids out the window candy,
    Craps games
    Eating Oriole cookies


    You veterans know what I am talking about.

    I would love to read it again I just can't find it.
  • CarpeDime
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-01-09
    • 7873

    #2
    i think the candies were "bazookas" or "bazooka joes"

    search for that and if you do find it link to it here
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    • yisman
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-01-08
      • 75682

      #3


      Originally posted by jjgold
      Guys I can call any top offshore book and get the gambling heads instantly. They all know me well, I have moved for Walters, had my own syndicate and of course booked in Vegas legally. My outlaw lines are very respected, I am somewhat flamboyant and love to flirt and show myself off which at times irks people, some guys don't like that I am in tune with myself and comfortable in all situations. Like many other pros I have had bad losing times and nice winning times.

      I have lived in different places from Mansions to Basements and hung with all the big timers from Barry Manilow to walking the streets of CR with Mickey of Cris with my mink on. I have butted heads with top forum owners and book owners alike.

      You will not see guys like me and Sick Gambler every again, both posting pioneers and both very dedicated to this profession. I do move players pretty good from book to book with my posts if needed and have been compared to Ross Perot.

      My home base is Newark and hang with lots of Brothers and Italians and a legend with kids around the area . The hookers love me as do the pimps. I am good looking and sharp dressing most of the time. My favorite thing to do is get kids out of school and then we go the track in my van and have fun gambling all day.

      The legend stories are true about me going on rooftops and throwing at bazooka bubble gum to kids, wearing my bow-an-arrow uniform in the streets of Newark, hitting baseballs off buildings to figure wind direction to get an edge and of course the great grab ass games we have had in locker rooms.

      I love you guys and spend most of my time on forums and trying to groom some of my young friends to carry the torch one day. We are trying to get into more videos now to send our messages out.

      I know the industry inside and out and my book ratings are the best in the world

      Originally posted by raiders72002
      5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

      5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

      6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

      7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

      7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

      8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

      8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
      The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

      8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

      9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

      10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
      Make a few posts

      10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

      11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

      12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

      1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

      1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

      1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

      1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

      2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

      4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

      5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

      5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

      6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
      Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

      7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

      7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

      8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

      8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

      9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

      10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

      11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

      12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

      1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

      2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

      3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

      Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

      Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.
      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
      [/quote]

      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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      • BurtRapp
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 2410

        #4
        Day in the life of JJGold
        Quote:
        Post #1

        5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

        5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

        6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

        7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

        7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

        8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

        8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
        The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

        8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

        9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

        10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
        Make a few posts

        10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

        11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

        12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

        1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

        1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

        1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

        1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

        2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

        4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

        5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

        5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

        6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
        Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

        7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

        7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

        8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

        8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

        9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

        10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

        11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

        12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

        1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

        2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

        3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

        Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

        Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

        You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts
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        • iceminers26
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-13-08
          • 15600

          #5
          wow
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          • jlgarciaiii22
            SBR MVP
            • 04-14-08
            • 1792

            #6
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            • odusmykal
              SBR MVP
              • 08-30-07
              • 3426

              #7
              What a great life!!
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              • ZetaPsi808
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-18-08
                • 12119

                #8
                omg classic thread hahaha
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                • BurtRapp
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-10-08
                  • 2410

                  #9
                  I love Bazooka gum
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                  • pat venditto
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-07-07
                    • 14347

                    #10
                    "The legend stories are true about me going on rooftops and throwing at bazooka bubble gum to kids, wearing my bow-an-arrow uniform in the streets of Newark, hitting baseballs off buildings to figure wind direction to get an edge and of course the great grab ass games we have had in locker rooms."

                    Where does he come up with this? JJ are you allowed to do shrooms before you clock in the post for the day?
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      You fuks
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                      • OmgUrMom
                        Restricted User
                        • 02-07-10
                        • 8481

                        #12
                        awesome life JJ

                        how you manage only sleeping 2 hours a day tho? that is crazy shiat!
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                        • Marginalis
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-12-09
                          • 1862

                          #13
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                          • Junkyard Dog
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-12-07
                            • 4552

                            #14
                            fukkin classic
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                            • BurtRapp
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-10-08
                              • 2410

                              #15
                              steamroom needs to be added to this!!!!!!!!!!!
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                              • FrozenMAN
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-23-09
                                • 4334

                                #16
                                Lolololololol

                                all lies!!!!!!
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                                • Jiggy Fly
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-02-08
                                  • 1256

                                  #17
                                  That is classic!!!
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                                  • BurtRapp
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-10-08
                                    • 2410

                                    #18
                                    Spindle at about 2:45
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                                    • Colt
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 04-24-10
                                      • 409

                                      #19
                                      haha
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                                      • BurtRapp
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-10-08
                                        • 2410

                                        #20
                                        Classic !!!!!!!
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                                        • Bigmikesm
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-17-09
                                          • 1616

                                          #21
                                          Where you at Burt?
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                                          • BurtRapp
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-10-08
                                            • 2410

                                            #22
                                            Miami for a couple more weeks. Be back in the Chi for March madness.
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                                            • caesarelgrande
                                              SBR Rookie
                                              • 09-19-10
                                              • 33

                                              #23
                                              JJ manages to watch porn and sleep within 2h, looks like he invented some turbosleep method
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                                              • hubie69
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-16-10
                                                • 7329

                                                #24
                                                Nice JJ, classic
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                                                • Bigmikesm
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 06-17-09
                                                  • 1616

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BurtRapp
                                                  Miami for a couple more weeks. Be back in the Chi for March madness.
                                                  What the hell you doing out there? Hit me up when you're back in town.
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                                                  • romecloneout
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-06-11
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                                                    #26
                                                    haha nice
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                                                    • BurtRapp
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-10-08
                                                      • 2410

                                                      #27
                                                      Read this thread everyday
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                                                      • iceminers26
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-13-08
                                                        • 15600

                                                        #28
                                                        Burt

                                                        Where the heck have you been, haven't seen you post in ages bud
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