JJ Refresh My Memory...

whatsgood5 · 03-04-10, 04:59 PM

Well this should be a good story

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 05:00 PM

Great story. JJ made 4 ice creams cones afterwards.

jjgold · 03-04-10, 05:03 PM

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 05:08 PM

Come on JJ you blew the old man for rent money and watched the Pistons game with him afterwards.

iceminers26 · 03-04-10, 05:09 PM

jjgold · 03-04-10, 05:11 PM

odusmykal · 03-04-10, 05:15 PM

I remember this story.. JJ does what he has to to survive.. No shame in that.. Well, maybe a lot of shame, but he probally enjoyed it..

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 05:27 PM

Odus I could not find the story.

odusmykal · 03-04-10, 05:32 PM

I believe it originated on another forum, but someone posted a link when i saw it.. I'll try to track it down later..

Its here somewhere, just burried under a ton of other threads..

RealSlimShady · 03-04-10, 05:34 PM

Patrick, if you find this story and show us a link to it, I think it will be the end of JJGold being respected on this forum. He'll go from a legend to the biggest chump on SBR.

BurtRapp · 03-04-10, 05:35 PM

I thought everyone knew this story. Common knowledge

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 05:37 PM

Story was hilarious; JJ claims that the guy's mangoo flew onto the wall.

jjgold · 03-04-10, 05:38 PM

What is going on here???

odusmykal · 03-04-10, 05:38 PM

FROM JJ:Boys I am not proud of it but when I was in a tight spot I was staying in some guys basement for a while for free and all I had to do was to errands for him and keep house clean.

One night he told me I had to leave unless............. well you know what comes next and I did.

I did not count though because he was in his 70's and I got to stay for another 2 months and he never tired a stunt like that again. I guess he was feeling crazy and lonely.
Hey it was that or go live in the streets. I was flat broke.[/color]

Whats your story?

odusmykal · 03-04-10, 05:42 PM

I can't link it.. Not sure how to.. But thread was "Worst Thing You Did To Support Your Gambling Habit??".. 10-07-05 was the date it was posted..

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 05:43 PM

[COLOR=#000000 ! important]"Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.

Good Luck Joel

It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.

I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.

Good Luck Tonight

Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place

Kind of like a sugar daddy

No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"

I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.

One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.

Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.

He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim

Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.

Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.

Good Luck"[/COLOR]

BatemanPatrickl · 03-04-10, 06:16 PM

Classic

fsugolf · 03-04-10, 06:30 PM

2 guys one cup...and deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroi bassssssssssssssssssssketballlll

tltaylor89 · 03-04-10, 06:56 PM

LOL JJ swallowed old man paste

RealSlimShady · 04-27-10, 10:46 PM

Might as well bump this thread since the thread about JJ and his aunt has been getting bumped lately.

RealSlimShady · 04-27-10, 10:49 PM

Illini, we have to wait till JJ chimes in tomorrow morning to find out!