Need quick cash for action fix. Garage sale tonight only!

[buztah]

Nine 4' x 5' x 3' outdoor flower pots (bitches weigh over 200 pounds each) with barely visible cracks and slight weathering: $8 each.

Two 1988 unmarked vans (no ownership paperwork, no plates, NO PHUCKING QUESTIONS!) in moderately fair condition (no tires on either but good axels and radio works in one of em, although volume knob broken): $125 a piece or $200 for set.

Seven cases 100 watt lightbulbs: $18 a case.

26 bicycles (varies styles and colours): negotiable.

3 big bang bottle rockets (these will blow your phucken balls off!): $45 each.

Wholesale (you pick all up tonight): $500

[MendozaLine]

I'll take the lot

[buztah]

Do you have cash?

[MendozaLine]

Can send you 500 via western union @ 8 Pacific time.

[StraitShooter]

I`ll take em all if you include the 27 asst christmas lawn ornaments you have "collected" since your youth

[The Prick]

Buzzer how bout the water circulatin equipment ta go with the resta yer 'dro operation?

[tltaylor89]

Sad you dont need to be gambling then.

[buztah]

Buzzer how bout the water circulatin equipment ta go with the resta yer 'dro operation?

No dice, pal. Prickster, I will throw in my scrubs from The Winning Mindset vid, as well as drop cloth I exploded on the night bread sucked me off, for an extra c note. Deal?

[The Prick]

yeah buzzer that drop cloth will fit right in with my collection o' DNA sampled apparel. whaddya think i paid fer the lewinski blue dress pal? plus i kinda figgered bread fer more of a swallower god bless him so that aint even authentic

[buztah]

Prick, the kokphuck spit the bit so to speak at the last second and ducked down. I splashed his back with wave one but by the time the subsequent spasms hit the airwaves, he was out of range (wide left) and the drop cloth took the brunt of the remainder.

[wtf]

buzzy bread only charges me a five spot for one of his famous bj's

[buztah]

Dubya, did he say who was bigger? Be honest.

[wtf]

Dubya, did he say who was bigger? Be honest.

he gurgled that you were longer, i was thicker, thus the reduced fee-loves that thick cock