Why I Will Not Enter In Any Contest

[jjgold]

Well down over $53,000 this year

Why?? To win $50?? What the fuk is $50 going to do for me??

Lol.....

[Benson17]

Ouch!

[imgv94]

If there was a fifty dollar bill on the ground would you pick it up?

[onlooker]

But you will hit the streets and beg for 50? Wouldn't you rather make that sitting in a air conditioned room?

Or go put up Dan's fence already, maybe he will pay you.

[bigboydan]

Or go put up Dan's fence already, maybe he will pay you.

I'd even give the coach a few extra bucks to cut my lawn if he wanted too.

[jjgold]

Its like Pro Poker players, they do not like entering tourneys with amateurs, same difference.


I would pick up $50 on the ground, way easier than entering a contest with 600 guys 575 are not pros. It is a crapshoot.

[Mudcat]

This reminds of grade school days, and some angry little dude on the playground would make some defiant declaration which was inexplicably important to him at that moment but couldn't otherwise have any possible effect on anything.

If I am recalling my grade-school-recess protocol, the correct response in a situation like this is,

So what do you want? A doggy biscuit?

[imgv94]

No Common Sense at all..

[The HG]

sick of the jj bashing

jj we'll get the whole fukkin 50 dimes back for you tomorrow. here's what you do, you're gonna have to risk $72 of your flower-selling money:

take $40, do a 4-teamer:

wash under 9
Florida over 10
Toronto under 10
Oakland under 10

if only this wins, you're up about 300, do whatever you want with that.

take $20, use the above 4 and add:

Colorado over 8
Yanks over 10
KC under 9

if that wins, you're up a fukkin dime and a half, invite Sal Man Boobs over for a party

take $10, use the above 7, and add:

dodgers ML
oakland ML
florida ML

if that wins, you're up 6 and a half fukkin dimes, go buy a fukkin lifetime supply of whatever happy pills they got wherever you can find them. dont worry about expiration dates, those fukkin chemicals dont expire, they just throw that sh*t on there to make you throw them out and buy more.

and finally, take $2, use the above 10, and add:

kc ML
washington ML
colorado ML
SD under 9
Angels under 9

if you get lucky and that wins, there you go, fifty fukkin dimes, you're almost even.

[freebie]

contest is kinda fun and it's free.

just trying to show your fellow SBR posters what kinda capping skills you have.

[thezbar]

I view these contests the same as fourth grade homework. They are a learning tool to be used for growth and to sharpen skills.The money is not a factor, developing the thinking process is the objective. I've discovered several short term winning systems for football while participating in dollar football pools.For example I know my style of handicapping pro's has a history of sucess in weeks seven and eight.I plan my off shore activity accordingly!