jjgold - Real Life Contest Challenge

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    jjgold - Real Life Contest Challenge
    Objective: Be the first to obtain 50 blowjobs (from women).

    Does not matter how hot or ugly they are. Photo evidence of woman with mouth on penis must be provided for each bj to count. The woman's face must be visible enough that we can tell it's not the same woman. Photos must be timestamped in one way or another. I will use the NY Times with "SBR" written above the date.

    Suggested terms: Loser has to ride the subway naked for at least one stop. Since this would be more embarrassing for you given your pecker size, I will ride it for two stops or until I am arrested. Feel free to adjust the terms as you see fit.

    In earnest anticipation of a timely response,
    mathy
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    I cannot even get a girl to hold my hand you cocksucker, stop rubbing it in.

    If I paid girls (hookers) I can achieve this but would cost

    50x $100=$5000

    Fuk you
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    • BurtRapp
      SBR MVP
      • 01-10-08
      • 2410

      #3
      50 BJ's is at least 3-4 years if you are not paying for it. Love the contest. I like Mathy in this one though.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Keezshooting.com
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • Naughty Mommy
          SBR High Roller
          • 12-02-09
          • 111

          #5
          Perhaps the contest should be adjusted to the first guy with proof of hand holding with 50 women wins a BJ paid for by the losers????
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            Fat girls are easy and if you relax your standards a little bit you will be surprised how often you can get off. Cross-eyed chicks are my specialty actually. One compliment and you'll be in the royal box.
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            • mathdotcom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-24-08
              • 11689

              #7
              Originally posted by Naughty Mommy
              Perhaps the contest should be adjusted to the first guy with proof of hand holding with 50 women wins a BJ paid for by the losers????
              That would take no more than 15 minutes. Get the fukk out of here. Don't you have a church service to attend?? Next you'll be suggesting we have a race to see who can do the most good deeds in 24 hrs. Unreal.
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              • whatsgood5
                Restricted User
                • 10-13-09
                • 15359

                #8
                There will be no winner if this contest happens. Just my prediction...
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  Real talk Patna!
                  המוסד‎
                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                  • jlgarciaiii22
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 1792

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                    Fat girls are easy and if you relax your standards a little bit you will be surprised how often you can get off. Cross-eyed chicks are my specialty actually. One compliment and you'll be in the royal box.
                    Your a sick Fukk!
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                    • Naughty Mommy
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 12-02-09
                      • 111

                      #11
                      Tryin to make it easier on those who feel a BJ is hard to come by - your confidence in your tonsil tickling skills is taken very seriously.
                      Happy Hunting!
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                      • wal66
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-14-08
                        • 5305

                        #12
                        Naughty, we need a pic. Without it it is hard to imagine you aren't Coug's cross posting.
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                        • bobbyfk
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-19-09
                          • 15218

                          #13
                          JJ+450
                          mathy-515
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                          • wtf
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-22-08
                            • 12983

                            #14
                            mathy, to make this a LITTLE fair please include trannies for jj's sake please
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                            • Cougar Bait
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-04-07
                              • 18282

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wal66
                              Naughty, we need a pic. Without it it is hard to imagine you aren't Coug's cross posting.
                              It's not me dude. Although, I do have a pic somewhere of Naughty Mommy...and a vid...

                              But she won't let me post them.
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                              • Deuce
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #16
                                It costs 19.99 to get your pricked sucked off at the glory hold in East Orange. Very easy cost you 1k.
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bobbyfk
                                  JJ+450
                                  mathy-515
                                  Deadline for jj to accept is noon EST tomorrow.

                                  Girls love when I grab their ears and put my stylish hats on their head while they blow.
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                                  • dwaechte
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-27-07
                                    • 5481

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by whatsgood5
                                    There will be no winner if this contest happens. Just my prediction...
                                    Do you mean neither will accomplish the feat, or that the means by which they achieve it wouldn't exactly put them in the "winners" category in life? I hope the latter.

                                    Also, Mathy -515 for the max.
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                                    • maersksealand
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-17-09
                                      • 1673

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                      Objective: Be the first to obtain 50 blowjobs (from women).

                                      Does not matter how hot or ugly they are. Photo evidence of woman with mouth on penis must be provided for each bj to count. The woman's face must be visible enough that we can tell it's not the same woman. Photos must be timestamped in one way or another. I will use the NY Times with "SBR" written above the date.

                                      Suggested terms: Loser has to ride the subway naked for at least one stop. Since this would be more embarrassing for you given your pecker size, I will ride it for two stops or until I am arrested. Feel free to adjust the terms as you see fit.

                                      In earnest anticipation of a timely response,
                                      mathy
                                      few weeks ago you where asking what motorcycle you need in order to get attention from girls http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...you-girls.html ...and now you are talking about a BJ contest ? You better be good with Photoshop because you will die before finding 50 girls willing to suck your dick for free and be photographed. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm saying it's impossible for you.


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                                      • Jonah
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-21-09
                                        • 4042

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by whatsgood5
                                        There will be no winner if this contest happens. Just my prediction...
                                        You kidding? Look at Mathdotcom...If he gets a few pics, he will be the real winner.
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                                        • Glitch
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 07-08-09
                                          • 11795

                                          #21
                                          this seems like a clever ruse to set up mathdot's plan to stand outside JJs house with a wig and a sign that says free blowjobs.
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                                          • vyomguy
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-08-09
                                            • 5794

                                            #22
                                            I have had more than 50 .
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                                            • dodger33
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-14-09
                                              • 3962

                                              #23
                                              i say you guys make it 10... dont need to drag this out the length of the mlb season now kids do we?
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                not interested

                                                It is impossible for me to get any action from a woman so why bother with this??
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