I promise this is the funniest thing you will ever see!!!!!

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  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #1
    I promise this is the funniest thing you will ever see!!!!!
    so about 10 years i really got into Jet Li movies. this lead to watching his flicks from Hong Kong as well.

    Full Disclosure: i may have toked green stuff with one small piece of Red Rock on top lookin like a sucret when i watched this, but it is still fukkin hilarious.

    so i watch this film and the final fight scene nearly made me piss my pass and/or pass out cause i couldn't catch my breath. you have to understand this was a serious kick ass martial arts movie. final fight scene:


  • bettyrocker
    SBR Rookie
    • 01-30-10
    • 10

    #2
    I thought this was going to be a Dave Chappelle skit.......i disappointedz
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    • statnerds
      SBR MVP
      • 09-23-09
      • 4047

      #3
      sorry. you pretty much just have to watch from 2:00 to 4:00
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      • BadNina
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-27-07
        • 10491

        #4
        what do I get if it isn't the funniest thing I ever saw?
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        • MastaB
          SBR MVP
          • 11-08-08
          • 2604

          #5
          Originally posted by BadNina
          what do I get if it isn't the funniest thing I ever saw?
          Nina is a good sport.

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          • odusmykal
            SBR MVP
            • 08-30-07
            • 3426

            #6
            Maybe I should have lit a bowl before watching.. Not even close to the funniest thing i have ever saw.. Even a JJ vid is funnier than this..
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              should make promises you cannot keep
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              • Masu485
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-14-08
                • 7700

                #8
                can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
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                • Powderguy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-18-09
                  • 6939

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Masu485
                  can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
                  Don't watch it @ all. Pretty corny, I turned it off.
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                  • BadNina
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-07
                    • 10491

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MastaB
                    Nina is a good sport.

                    I am!
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      I hate Jet Li, I hate martial arts movies
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                      • odusmykal
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-30-07
                        • 3426

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Masu485
                        can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
                        Don't waste your time..
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                        • Guest

                          #13
                          That must be quite the bowl you packed yourself.
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                          • statnerds
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-23-09
                            • 4047

                            #14
                            Really? this thread told me everything i need to know about SBR. sad, as i thought this forum had tons of potential.
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                            • statnerds
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-23-09
                              • 4047

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Powderguy
                              Don't watch it @ all. Pretty corny, I turned it off.

                              tell me you at least watched the first 3 minutes.

                              you will never see a fight scene in an American movie where a dad ties his kid in a rope and kicks the shit out of the bad guys. they were serious when they shot that scene and it was a serious movie. so to get hit with that at the end was totally unexpected while at the same time being the most unintentionally hilarious scene i have ever seen in a movie.

                              sorry
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                              • statnerds
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-23-09
                                • 4047

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DrStale
                                That must be quite the bowl you packed yourself.
                                i couldn't decide on

                                1. I know you are, but what am i?

                                or

                                2. Is that your name or you comedic ability?
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                                • JohnAnthony
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-30-09
                                  • 5110

                                  #17
                                  Stupid Chinese, Japense, Hong-Kongnese, Taiwanese, Whateverese people think the liberal west believe their shit.
                                  "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                  - D.H. Lawrence
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                                  • konck
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-17-06
                                    • 12554

                                    #18
                                    Funny they did it Jackie Chan style....the kid was funny I laughed when he swung him around
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                                    • in2thethickofit
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-26-09
                                      • 2622

                                      #19
                                      hmmmmmmmmmm
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                                      • bigdaddyjames
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-17-09
                                        • 3220

                                        #20
                                        that was pretty cool ... I love watching bruce lee movies ...
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                                        • blackbeSSt
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-06-08
                                          • 9398

                                          #21
                                          well there goes 6 minutes of my life i'll never get back
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                                          • Thor4140
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-09-08
                                            • 22277

                                            #22
                                            i got to 334 of that touture. What a waste of time. should have just read the comments before i wasted any time on that stupid shit.
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                                            • Guest

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by statnerds
                                              i couldn't decide on 1. I know you are, but what am i? or 2. Is that your name or you comedic ability?
                                              You're right, based on the comments in this thread clearly I am the one who doesn't know comedy.
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                                              • DOMINATER
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 3698

                                                #24
                                                Statnerd, I TRIED but missed the humor got to give me an a for effort lol
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                                                • Powderguy
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-18-09
                                                  • 6939

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by statnerds
                                                  tell me you at least watched the first 3 minutes. you will never see a fight scene in an American movie where a dad ties his kid in a rope and kicks the shit out of the bad guys. they were serious when they shot that scene and it was a serious movie. so to get hit with that at the end was totally unexpected while at the same time being the most unintentionally hilarious scene i have ever seen in a movie. sorry
                                                  Nope, I clicked to different parts of it after seeing the first 30 sec, wasn't for me.
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                                                  • DOMINATER
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                    • 3698

                                                    #26
                                                    you know what was funny he got shot with a 38 snub nose, and went flying out the window, that never happened in real life
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                                                    • bluefish
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 04-13-09
                                                      • 917

                                                      #27
                                                      it didn't make me laugh
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                                                      • FishFace5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-15-09
                                                        • 1768

                                                        #28
                                                        If you had said this was the worst fight scene you'll ever see than your thread would be very accurate.
                                                        Saying this was gonna b funny was a huge let down.
                                                        horribly bad fight scene. worst ive ever seen from jet li. nothing funny about it.
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                                                        • tmorton
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 11-15-09
                                                          • 560

                                                          #29
                                                          Thread should have been titled I promise this will be the biggest waste of 6 min in your life full of the stupidest shit you have ever seen. I think I would rather get kicked in the balls then have to ever watch that again!
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                                                          • jackpot269
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-24-07
                                                            • 12257

                                                            #30
                                                            It was a little funny I guess !!!!!!!!!
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                                                            • teaserpleaser
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 08-14-08
                                                              • 26015

                                                              #31
                                                              wowzers
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