I promise this is the funniest thing you will ever see!!!!!

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  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #1
    I promise this is the funniest thing you will ever see!!!!!
    so about 10 years i really got into Jet Li movies. this lead to watching his flicks from Hong Kong as well.

    Full Disclosure: i may have toked green stuff with one small piece of Red Rock on top lookin like a sucret when i watched this, but it is still fukkin hilarious.

    so i watch this film and the final fight scene nearly made me piss my pass and/or pass out cause i couldn't catch my breath. you have to understand this was a serious kick ass martial arts movie. final fight scene:


  • bettyrocker
    SBR Rookie
    • 01-30-10
    • 10

    #2
    I thought this was going to be a Dave Chappelle skit.......i disappointedz
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    • statnerds
      SBR MVP
      • 09-23-09
      • 4047

      #3
      sorry. you pretty much just have to watch from 2:00 to 4:00
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      • BadNina
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-27-07
        • 10491

        #4
        what do I get if it isn't the funniest thing I ever saw?
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        • MastaB
          SBR MVP
          • 11-08-08
          • 2604

          #5
          Originally posted by BadNina
          what do I get if it isn't the funniest thing I ever saw?
          Nina is a good sport.

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          • odusmykal
            SBR MVP
            • 08-30-07
            • 3426

            #6
            Maybe I should have lit a bowl before watching.. Not even close to the funniest thing i have ever saw.. Even a JJ vid is funnier than this..
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              should make promises you cannot keep
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              • Masu485
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-14-08
                • 7700

                #8
                can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
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                • Powderguy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-18-09
                  • 6939

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Masu485
                  can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
                  Don't watch it @ all. Pretty corny, I turned it off.
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                  • BadNina
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-07
                    • 10491

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MastaB
                    Nina is a good sport.

                    I am!
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      I hate Jet Li, I hate martial arts movies
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                      • odusmykal
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-30-07
                        • 3426

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Masu485
                        can someone tell me what is supposed to be funny and if it's worth it? i can't watch it right now.
                        Don't waste your time..
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                        • DrStale
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-07-08
                          • 9692

                          #13
                          That must be quite the bowl you packed yourself.
                          Originally posted by Dark Horse
                          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                          • statnerds
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-23-09
                            • 4047

                            #14
                            Really? this thread told me everything i need to know about SBR. sad, as i thought this forum had tons of potential.
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                            • statnerds
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-23-09
                              • 4047

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Powderguy
                              Don't watch it @ all. Pretty corny, I turned it off.

                              tell me you at least watched the first 3 minutes.

                              you will never see a fight scene in an American movie where a dad ties his kid in a rope and kicks the shit out of the bad guys. they were serious when they shot that scene and it was a serious movie. so to get hit with that at the end was totally unexpected while at the same time being the most unintentionally hilarious scene i have ever seen in a movie.

                              sorry
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                              • statnerds
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-23-09
                                • 4047

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DrStale
                                That must be quite the bowl you packed yourself.
                                i couldn't decide on

                                1. I know you are, but what am i?

                                or

                                2. Is that your name or you comedic ability?
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                                • JohnAnthony
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-30-09
                                  • 5110

                                  #17
                                  Stupid Chinese, Japense, Hong-Kongnese, Taiwanese, Whateverese people think the liberal west believe their shit.
                                  "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                  - D.H. Lawrence
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                                  • konck
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-17-06
                                    • 12554

                                    #18
                                    Funny they did it Jackie Chan style....the kid was funny I laughed when he swung him around
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                                    • in2thethickofit
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-26-09
                                      • 2622

                                      #19
                                      hmmmmmmmmmm
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                                      • bigdaddyjames
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-17-09
                                        • 3182

                                        #20
                                        that was pretty cool ... I love watching bruce lee movies ...
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                                        • blackbeSSt
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-06-08
                                          • 9398

                                          #21
                                          well there goes 6 minutes of my life i'll never get back
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                                          • Thor4140
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-09-08
                                            • 22296

                                            #22
                                            i got to 334 of that touture. What a waste of time. should have just read the comments before i wasted any time on that stupid shit.
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                                            • DrStale
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-07-08
                                              • 9692

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by statnerds
                                              i couldn't decide on 1. I know you are, but what am i? or 2. Is that your name or you comedic ability?
                                              You're right, based on the comments in this thread clearly I am the one who doesn't know comedy.
                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                              • DOMINATER
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 3698

                                                #24
                                                Statnerd, I TRIED but missed the humor got to give me an a for effort lol
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                                                • Powderguy
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-18-09
                                                  • 6939

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by statnerds
                                                  tell me you at least watched the first 3 minutes. you will never see a fight scene in an American movie where a dad ties his kid in a rope and kicks the shit out of the bad guys. they were serious when they shot that scene and it was a serious movie. so to get hit with that at the end was totally unexpected while at the same time being the most unintentionally hilarious scene i have ever seen in a movie. sorry
                                                  Nope, I clicked to different parts of it after seeing the first 30 sec, wasn't for me.
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                                                  • DOMINATER
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                    • 3698

                                                    #26
                                                    you know what was funny he got shot with a 38 snub nose, and went flying out the window, that never happened in real life
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                                                    • bluefish
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 04-13-09
                                                      • 917

                                                      #27
                                                      it didn't make me laugh
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                                                      • FishFace5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-15-09
                                                        • 1768

                                                        #28
                                                        If you had said this was the worst fight scene you'll ever see than your thread would be very accurate.
                                                        Saying this was gonna b funny was a huge let down.
                                                        horribly bad fight scene. worst ive ever seen from jet li. nothing funny about it.
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                                                        • tmorton
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 11-15-09
                                                          • 560

                                                          #29
                                                          Thread should have been titled I promise this will be the biggest waste of 6 min in your life full of the stupidest shit you have ever seen. I think I would rather get kicked in the balls then have to ever watch that again!
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                                                          • jackpot269
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-24-07
                                                            • 12842

                                                            #30
                                                            It was a little funny I guess !!!!!!!!!
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                                                            • teaserpleaser
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 08-14-08
                                                              • 26015

                                                              #31
                                                              wowzers
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