pomeranians are pretty cool and have some serious attitude...you'll like them...and they don't shed.
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SBR_John
SBR Posting Legend
07-12-05
16471
#5
Get a yorkidoodle. No sheading. A cheap bark collar will take care of barking. Very smart dogs that will not hurt a fly so great around kids and visitors.
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Powderguy
SBR Hall of Famer
09-18-09
6939
#6
Jack Russell Terrier
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tltaylor89
SBR Posting Legend
06-19-09
19610
#7
Pug on an English Bulldog
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Swinging Johnson
SBR Hall of Famer
08-12-09
7604
#8
Pugs or Japanese Chins....flat faced fidos
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#9
JJ, having a cute dog is a great way to meet chicks because you walk them.
You'll meet other dog owners out walking their dogs and a certain portion will be chicks walking their dogs.
...now if you can get your chick tourettes under control, you might even stand a chance with them because you can always talk about dogs, i.e. a nice safe way of diverting them off the fact that you are a pervert.
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#10
Originally posted by SBR_John
Get a yorkidoodle. No sheading. A cheap bark collar will take care of barking. Very smart dogs that will not hurt a fly so great around kids and visitors.
John...JJ has no kids or visitors. Plus don't they say you end up resembling your dog?
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Flight
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01-28-09
1979
#11
All dogs shed.
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Bill Dozer
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07-12-05
10894
#12
Had a Bichon as a kid. Smart dog, doesn't shed and the girls would get off the school bus early to pet her.
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necro
SBR MVP
06-07-09
1633
#13
Small dog is good because it's less costs with it
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spartangreen
SBR MVP
11-25-09
3807
#14
jack russell
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pitman
SBR MVP
08-15-09
2216
#15
beagle, but better if you get 2. Mine is 13 inchs tall,25 pounds, she sheds twice a year(not badly), never makes a peep(got lucky with her)usually beagles are noisy. smart but stubborn. needs lots of exercise. fence in backyard is a must.
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#16
Screw a dog JJ. Save the money and time. You are a solo degenerate gambler, you would either kill the dog or seriously regret it.
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#17
i have an english bulldog picking up another when our taxes come... no barking dont take up much room but the do shed alot but seems to only be once a year.
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
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#18
Originally posted by necro
Small dog is good because it's less costs with it
you would think vet costs are crazy here.
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JohnAnthony
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04-30-09
5110
#19
No SMALL dog is good for a guy.
"I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."
- D.H. Lawrence
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clonecat
SBR MVP
08-29-05
1225
#20
Italian Greyhound
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Brock Landers
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06-30-08
45359
#21
Richkas' Dog
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
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#22
oh jj an english bully will probably solve your lady problems. not once have i walked him and not been stopped by a chick. bullys= attention magnet
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fsugolf
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07-17-09
6194
#23
um a cat maybe?
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Thor4140
SBR Posting Legend
02-09-08
22296
#24
JJ i always invision u carrying around one of those little dogs the stars carry around. The one Paris Hilton has. Go for it. I got a dog once and then lost every game i put in when the dog was in the room. I had to put him outside when i placed my bets and then he finally ran away. When he left i hit 20 straight and haven't looked back. He was gone for three years and then just reappeared out of nowhere. I let him back in and went on a terrible slump. He ran away again.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#25
Bulldogs seems to be the popular vote so far
Are they hard to handle??
I am not allowed big dogs here
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
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#26
not hard to handle but are stubborn fart,drool and snore i dont mind since i do the same. if you do get one you'll be hooked.
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
26015
#27
not sure if you consider english bully small 50-75 lbs for male. 40 lbs +for female
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
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#28
not sure i would call them small more short and stocky dont taje up much room but if you gave a weight restriction see above.
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MartinBlank
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07-20-08
8382
#29
Jack Russell.
Cool dogs. Although a Jack Russell may be smarter than JJ and before you know it the dog will be posting and JJ will be the one shitting outside and eating out of a bowl.
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SpiderMonkey
SBR Wise Guy
08-30-09
552
#30
Gerbil ... shaven.
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
15018
#31
First the "Poppers" question and now this.
I think you might be getting "F...A...B...ULOUS" JJ.
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maersksealand
SBR MVP
09-17-09
1673
#32
Originally posted by jjgold
I am thinking of getting one, no pro on animals so help me out
1. No shedding
2. Stays small
3. Not a big barker
Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way.
Bottom line is you don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.
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Powderguy
SBR Hall of Famer
09-18-09
6939
#33
Originally posted by maersksealand
Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way. You don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.
That's why you train them, so they don't do that shit.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#34
Originally posted by maersksealand
Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way.
Bottom line is you don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.
If he touched my hair piece I do not know what I would do
I thought if you trained a dog they are fine in the house???
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Powderguy
SBR Hall of Famer
09-18-09
6939
#35
Originally posted by jjgold
If he touched my hair piece I do not know what I would do I thought if you trained a dog they are fine in the house???
All you gotta do is train them JJ, you'll be fine then. You just gotta be stern with a puppy so they know who the boss is though. Because they will go to the bathroom in the house unless you let them know that's bad. If you have to put him in a cage when you leave the house, then do that. Because you don't want him roaming around the house having access to all your shit to chew on.