Ummm, maybe. I hope a earthquake never hits Pennsylvania.
Also, what are these "erathquakes" you speak of?
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odusmykal
SBR MVP
08-30-07
3426
#3
God giveth, and He taketh away.. Just enjoy the ride..
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#4
Originally posted by odusmykal
God giveth, and He taketh away.. Just enjoy the ride..
True wise words
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mmike032
SBR Hall of Famer
09-11-08
8905
#5
Gods will is proper english
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#6
When the big one hits Sur Califas, mi casa is going into the Ocean. I am by a cliff. Orale guey!
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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gotemcoach1523
SBR Wise Guy
11-05-09
692
#7
There is no god.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#8
I know english isn't your first language, but that's pretty funny!
There was another one in Argentina this evening. I'd say the next one will make a larger Panama canal. Also, watch your cornhole!
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Tsoprano
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04-14-08
26374
#9
Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
There is no god.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#10
Pussies blame god for everything. Real men like Tebow thanks god for allowing him the opportunity to lose & just cries
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#11
I wish a fukin quake would hit here right now. I need some excitement. I had a shitty day, lost money. Hadn't had a losing day all week
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#12
If a Quake hits Panama, we are done for, the country will just sink into the ocean.
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Masu485
SBR Hall of Famer
08-14-08
7700
#13
They are obviously man-made quakes. Blue Beam Project will soon be in full swing. Testing began in 2005 with the SouthEast Asia Tsunami. HAARP and NASA have big plans for all of you.
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jw
SBR MVP
10-25-09
3999
#14
As devastating as the event itself was ... watching the news channels fill the last 24 hours with live video feeds tracking the upcoming devastation of the Tsunami has been quite amusing ... the interviews with the people in Hawaii were the best -
Reporter: "Tell me about the panic and terror and fear and unsanitary conditions that everyone is having to live in because of the evacuation from the hotels this morning"
People : "Actually there is no panic - were all sat here outside a restaurant on a golf course sipping cocktails, we've just had lunch ... "
Reporter: " Yeah .. but ... tell me about the fear and confusion as you were ripped from your beds at 6am and told to grab your belongs and get enough food and drink for 3 days"
People : "Well management called our room early this morning to let us know where to go, everything was done in an orderly fashion, we had breakfast before we left the hotel, everyone is in high spirits and we expect to be back around the pool within a few hours"
Reporter: "Well - we have to leave it there - I just can't imagine what you poor people are having to endure right now .... "
Me : Whatever ...
Each and every news channel was desperately trying to find anyone at all that had a terror story to tell ... and I didn't see anyone that had one ....
... eventually they reluctantly had to fall back on reporting about the actual earthquake rather than the devastation caused by the gigantic waves of the tsunami that was going to devastate the Islands ...
Funny.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#15
yeah it was amusing. It showed a huge crowd of people in Hawaii just terrified & in shock. They must have been dillusional!!! They gathered on the beach & were mixing drinks & surfing. Obviously they were so terrified they lost their marbles LoL!
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13th Inning
SBR Wise Guy
08-05-08
878
#16
Originally posted by jw
As devastating as the event itself was ... watching the news channels fill the last 24 hours with live video feeds tracking the upcoming devastation of the Tsunami has been quite amusing ... the interviews with the people in Hawaii were the best - Reporter: "Tell me about the panic and terror and fear and unsanitary conditions that everyone is having to live in because of the evacuation from the hotels this morning" People : "Actually there is no panic - were all sat here outside a restaurant on a golf course sipping cocktails, we've just had lunch ... " Reporter: " Yeah .. but ... tell me about the fear and confusion as you were ripped from your beds at 6am and told to grab your belongs and get enough food and drink for 3 days" People : "Well management called our room early this morning to let us know where to go, everything was done in an orderly fashion, we had breakfast before we left the hotel, everyone is in high spirits and we expect to be back around the pool within a few hours" Reporter: "Well - we have to leave it there - I just can't imagine what you poor people are having to endure right now .... " Me : Whatever ... Each and every news channel was desperately trying to find anyone at all that had a terror story to tell ... and I didn't see anyone that had one .... ... eventually they reluctantly had to fall back on reporting about the actual earthquake rather than the devastation caused by the gigantic waves of the tsunami that was going to devastate the Islands ... Funny.
The media is a bunch of fukkin ***********, always looking to make a story wherever there is nothing but a minor fukking story to rail on and on about...
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13th Inning
SBR Wise Guy
08-05-08
878
#17
Sorry can't say coksukers etc. etc.
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reno cool
SBR MVP
07-02-08
3567
#18
you have to ask pimike, he's the religious expert in these parts.
bird bird da bird's da word
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Preston09
SBR MVP
05-19-09
1834
#19
Hilarious thread.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#20
He loves God & baseball! What if jesus came in the middle of baseball season? He'd have a real conflict of interest goin' on
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JohnGalt2341
SBR Hall of Famer
12-31-09
9138
#21
God's real will is to teach us better grammar. Ironically, the people who believe in god the most have the worst grammar.
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blix177
Restricted User
09-20-08
1520
#22
If there are no earthquakes, that means the molten iron core in the center of the planet stop turning. That also mean we have no magnetic shield to protect us from the Sun harmful rays. Which in turn translate to us all being roast alive, on the cellure level.
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Preston09
SBR MVP
05-19-09
1834
#23
Let the truth be told!
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#24
I'll have the earthquake please
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Tsoprano
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04-14-08
26374
#25
Imagine a huge earthquake right in the heart of NYC
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Preston09
SBR MVP
05-19-09
1834
#26
That would suck
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kmarinouofm
SBR Hall of Famer
01-26-09
8437
#27
look back at the history for the last 100 years.. we aren't even close to a big earthquake year...
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#28
Earthquakes? No. Fire next time. The earthquakes are a sign of things to come. GL
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pitman
SBR MVP
08-15-09
2216
#29
earth might kill us with earthquakes. not this guy you call god
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teaserpleaser
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08-14-08
26015
#30
8.8 im waiting for something like this to hit cali
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#31
Originally posted by teaserpleaser
8.8 im waiting for something like this to hit cali