Cooking With Cougar: Sandwich

[Cougar Bait]

It's not really cooking but lots of gamblers only have lunch meat and mayo in their fridge so I figured we better go over some basics. Shout-outs at the end.

[JohnAnthony]

Dear Cougar Bait,

Mr. Flying Illini is coming to visit me in Israel during June. He will tell you how wrong you are about not trusting me. I also hereby invite you to join the visit, you can stay at my apartment in the mini Big Apple, Tel Aviv, as long as you don't take your razor with you.

Cougar, I know one day you will trust me. There is no other way - you will grow fond of me, my excellence and success, and my semi-British accent - I WILL have your razor and eventually your kids. First will be named Joachim, second Hakeem, and third will be called Vadim.

They will all be raised upon tough standards, like the ones I set to myself. They will be somewhat spoiled but will have to work one day a week in a mine so they can appreciate what they have. They will be home-schooled.

Cougar, resistance is futile.

[fsugolf]

nice looking sandwich

+1 to the small deli's

-1 for no shoutout...

[bigboyfosho]

love these videos

[fsugolf]

they make me hungry

[in2thethickofit]

Damn, checked this out right after lunch

[MC PICKS]

Nice f**kin sandwich man. You eat like a lineman. My fat ass was getting hungrier by the minute watching that vid.

[wal66]

Coug's, only problem with the sandwich was it was inverted. As a fat fck I can attest that the tastebuds kick in to overdrive when you build your sandwich meat up. Letus, tomato's and onions should always go on top so yu get that fresh "POP" of flavor. I have had this discussion with several major restaurants but they are too pigheaded to realize their error.

As for posting more, I post everyday. Sometimes multiple times a day even. I am arguing less lately but that is only because most of the things that bug me are minor annoyances which I can ignore rather than rally against.

I have been trying/practicing some video stuff because you and Paco have me really amp'n to get in the game. So far I am unhappy with the various attempts. Once I get something I can be proud of I will post some material.

[ronald]

pass.

[onlooker]

Now I'm fuking hungry. Thanks CB.

Great videos, keep them coming.

[Cougar Bait]

Everyone likes the food vids. I think we really should start the SBR Restaurant.

Pavy = bartender
Paco = already good at valet
Bad Nina/Naughty Mommy = hostesses
JJ = entertainment
Deuce = bouncer

Can anyone wash dishes?

[maersksealand]

I hope in one day you will afford organic food...I'm sure you will be shocked by how good it taste, not the garbage you put it on your plate today. BTW, do you guys in L.A. (Lower Alabama) ever heard of organic food ?

[Cougar Bait]

I hope in one day you will afford organic food...I'm sure you will be shocked by how good it taste, not the garbage you put it on your plate today. BTW, do you guys in L.A. (Lower Alabama) ever heard of organic food ?

"Do you guys ever heard of organic food?"

Have you ever heard of a complete sentence?

Wow you are the biggest fukking loser in this place. All you do is come into people's threads and bash them. Luckily for your dumb ass I was using organic lettuce and tomatoes, but you already knew that right?

Let's add Dipshit to the SBR Restaurant.

He can be the loser that complains about all his food after he eats it.

I got something for ya Dipshit. Just keep your eyes open.

[Brock Landers]

"Do you guys ever heard of organic food?"

Have you ever heard of a complete sentence?

Wow you are the biggest fukking loser in this place. All you do is come into people's threads and bash them. Luckily for your dumb ass I was using organic lettuce and tomatoes, but you already knew that right?

Let's add Dipshit to the SBR Restaurant.

He can be the loser that complains about all his food after he eats it.

I got something for ya Dipshit. Just keep your eyes open.

[pico]

solid video

[maersksealand]

Cougar..why are you so aggressive ? Can you prove you buy organic food...I dunno, showing a receipt maybe? We all know your little history of deceiving the public, so let's see the receipt to make sure you don't lie again.

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar..why are you so aggressive ? Can you prove you buy organic food...I dunno, showing a receipt maybe? We all know your little history of deceiving the public, so let's see the receipt to make sure you don't lie again.

I don't keep grocery receipts. Maybe you do.

[MastaB]

Cougar seems like a nice guy.

[maersksealand]

I don't keep grocery receipts. Maybe you do.

You answer to my question, thank you

[maersksealand]

Cougar seems like a nice guy.

no...he has some issues..he can't stand to be citicized, not even when it's done to help him imporve

[Cougar Bait]

You answer to my question, thank you

Hey, if you're going to come into my thread to make things up would you mind using proper grammar?

It has to be incredibly embarrassing to be the biggest retard on the whole forum.

[maersksealand]

Hey, if you're going to come into my thread to make things up would you mind using proper grammar?

It has to be incredibly embarrassing to be the biggest retard on the whole forum.

I wish I could write better...but I can't. You see, English is the 4th language for me...but I'm happy with it, I can read, I can speak, but writing it is a little bit of a problem sometimes.

But if I take the spell check program away from you...I'm sure you will be at the same level as I am.

Anyway...I;m sure I read more books in English then you

[bigboyfosho]

I wish I could write better...but I can't. You see, English is the 4th language for me...but I'm happy with it, I can read, I can speak, but writing it is a little bit of a problem sometimes.

But if I take the spell check program away from you...I'm sure you will be at the same level as I am.

Anyway...I;m sure I read more books in English then you

Cougar love ya bud, but you just got owned

[bigboyfosho]

btw, doesnt sound like he was trying to be a "retard" just sounds like it when he probally speaks more languages than both of us combined

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar love ya bud, but you just got owned

Not really

I wish I could write better...but I can't. You see, English is the 4th language for me...but I'm happy with it, I can read, I can speak, but writing it is a little bit of a problem sometimes. But if I take the spell check program away from you...I'm sure you will be at the same level as I am. Anyway...I;m sure I read more books in English then you

He's fukking retard. He's never posted one interesting, or even mildly entertaining thread. Ever.

Also, I was an English major, I have half a novel written, and I've written over 500 songs. You aren't even in the same league. All you are is a dipshit, who no one likes. Now go cry yourself to sleep.

[bigboyfosho]

blahh

[bigboyfosho]

sorry for interupting this internet fight, but his englsih is not half bad for his 4th language, carry on fellas, don't hurt each other

[Cougar Bait]

The thing is if Dipshit would just stay out of my threads none of this would be necessary.

he has some issues..he can't stand to be citicized, not even when it's done to help him imporve

The best part is he thinks he's offering "constructive" criticism!

[RiverRaid]

Coug's, only problem with the sandwich was it was inverted. As a fat fck I can attest that the tastebuds kick in to overdrive when you build your sandwich meat up. Letus, tomato's and onions should always go on top so yu get that fresh "POP" of flavor. I have had this discussion with several major restaurants but they are too pigheaded to realize their error.

As for posting more, I post everyday. Sometimes multiple times a day even. I am arguing less lately but that is only because most of the things that bug me are minor annoyances which I can ignore rather than rally against.

I have been trying/practicing some video stuff because you and Paco have me really amp'n to get in the game. So far I am unhappy with the various attempts. Once I get something I can be proud of I will post some material.

I agree meat is the base, you build up from there. Good video though, I'm learning and gambling.

[bigboyfosho]

Fair enough Cougar, just ignore him, you contribute a lot to this forum

[Cougar Bait]

I agree meat is the base, you build up from there. Good video though, I'm learning and gambling.

The thing is I eat my sandwiches upside down so I believe we are all on the same page here.

[Cougar Bait]

Fair enough Cougar, just ignore him, you contribute a lot to this forum

The best part is English isn't his 4th language.

From his blog:

How long do you spend taking a shit ?

January 30, 2010 10:05 AM by maersksealand - 0 Comments

English is my second language, so please excuse some spelling or grammar errors but I need to get this off my chest.

[bigboyfosho]

The best part is English isn't his 4th language.

From his blog:

How long do you spend taking a shit ?

January 30, 2010 10:05 AM by maersksealand - 0 Comments

English is my second language, so please excuse some spelling or grammar errors but I need to get this off my chest.

Hahahaha, maersksealand you just got owned, you little lieing bitch

[Glitch]

Everyone likes the food vids. I think we really should start the SBR Restaurant.

Pavy = bartender
Paco = already good at valet
Bad Nina/Naughty Mommy = hostesses
JJ = entertainment
Deuce = bouncer

Can anyone wash dishes?

let me know if you need a busboy that gets high behind the dumpster when hes suppose to be taking the trash out.

[Powderguy]

HAHAHAHA maersksealand pwnd