Emergency SBR John In Here

[jjgold]

Not playing around here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEH9M6X6hRE

[austintx05]

[jjgold]

Austin I am not proud of this video

[compaqDikk]

johhny unlock my acct. i'm trying to access public profile for JJ to obtain his email address to send him paypal funds

[JBC77]

[goldengoat]

i couldn't make it all the way through the video

i realized I was wasting previous seconds of my life

[pico]

sad

[jjgold]

golden goat just a plea for money, pathetic But I am desperate

[rjt721]

So you only put the wig on when it's a serious matter?

Oh, how the never mighty have fallen.

[rjt721]

Michael Corleone's daughter in Godfather III was a more believable actor.

[bigboydan]

I would have gave you the money coach, but I still gotta pay off my tab at the strip club from a few weeks back... Sorry.

[pico]

i hope jj won't resorting to using the PM to turn tricks

[Iwinyourmoney]

hahaha

[WestsidePete]

hey I know a couple of corners where fruit can be sold....BIG money opportunity here...high car volume and traffic all day long...

[The HG]

jj that was heartbreaking, I'm gonna try to dig way deep down and get you a bases parlay, 8 or 9 teamer, throw 10 or 20 fu*kin bucks down on it, it'll get you f*ckin 10 dimes back. maybe we could even take a collection around here to come up with the 15 bucks or so for the bet. I'm really gonna go to work for you here pal tonight, I'm gonna do my fukkin homework and try to get you out of this fu(kin mess.

ok? 8, 9 teamer, something like that, maybe get around 500-1 or so, throw 16, 18 dollars on it, a bunch of extra-juice totals, maybe some run lines, we'll see. we'll try to get you out of this sh*t. no guarantees of course, but i'm gonna use every ounce of my capping ability to come up with this for you. i may not have the enegry tonight, if not i'll go for the wednesday or thursday cards. this sh*t takes a fukkin lot out of you, if you do it right. I'm not talking about my ganchalysis-level effort, i mean those picks are fine, they're nicely up on the year, whatever, especially the totals, but i'm not talking about that kind of effort. I'm talking about when i try to come up with as close as i can to a lock. you all know when i put my mind to it my picks are top-notch, i can't remember ever giving a loser in the main forum. i don't even ever brag on my picks, i'm only doing it now here to reassure you jj, to let you get some sleep tonight.

i remember i gave a dodgers team total over 4.5 recently, also gave a SF 5-inning under earlier in the year, oh yeah, i gave arizona -130 at one point, then another over, i forget which teams, but all of them fuc*kin winners, you know what i'm talking about.

i don't know if i can do 8 or 9 of that kind of pick by friday, but i'll give it my best, i like the challenge. its gonna be tough though, takes a fu*kin sh*itload of effort to fu*kin do it right. you cant cut corners with the real sh*t. people sometimes glance over the card, get a few winners, and think they can do it like that every day, but that way will bite you back real quick. but i'm sure you know all about that jj.

no guarantees, i'll do my best. john, if this parlay doesn't hit, fu*kin kick him the 9 dimes, come on pal, whats the big deal, this is a brother we're talking about here. if the parlay hits, don't worry about it, but if it doesn't, just remember to make out the check to "cashhhh".

[WestsidePete]

If you put 9 dimes on SEA RL tomorrow everything will be golden

[The HG]

Ok jj, it's worth a shot, it's gonna take a little luck:

Oak u 9
Phi o 10
KC ML
KC u 9
Pitt gm 1 u 9
Sea ML
Sea u 10
SF u 9
Dodgers u 9
Yanks u 10


10-teamer, pays about 440-1, throw down 20 on it, you got your 9 fuc*kin dimes. You can't squeeze water from a stone, but you can squint when you're playing darts in a blackout, you know what I'm saying jj?? fukkin gamblers, un-fukkin-believable.

[WestsidePete]

very nice parlay...I took some of these myself..you have better lines on some of the selections then at my book ... I took the following:
OAK U 8 1/2
KC ML
KC U 9 1/2
PIT G1 U 9 1/2
SEA ML
SF U 8 1/2
NYY U 9 1/2

$15 TO WIN 1240...I thought the above was a joke...if not then I'm pulling for the big one to come thru for you....good luck

[LargeMouthBass]

JJ, say it ain't so...

[LargeMouthBass]

Ok jj, it's worth a shot, it's gonna take a little luck:

Oak u 9
Phi o 10
KC ML
KC u 9
Pitt gm 1 u 9
Sea ML
Sea u 10
SF u 9
Dodgers u 9
Yanks u 10


10-teamer, pays about 440-1, throw down 20 on it, you got your 9 fuc*kin dimes. You can't squeeze water from a stone, but you can squint when you're playing darts in a blackout, you know what I'm saying jj?? fukkin gamblers, un-fukkin-believable.

Really tough games tomorrow and you are suggesting a 10-teamer?

[The HG]

Really tough games tomorrow and you are suggesting a 10-teamer?

Look, the guy needs 9 fukkin dimes by friday, ok? He doesn't have the time to fukkin pick his spots and use prudent money management strategies. What he needs to do is make a fukkin video begging sbr john to kick him the money, which he's already done. And alls I'm saying is, look, I'll fuc*in go down deep into the depths of myself to see if I can't come up with a fu*kin 10-teamer lock, to throw $20 down on and bam, 9 dimes baby, problem solved. No sbr john needed. Jimmy Nutsacks, Nicky Threads, Eddie Cheese, Salvatore Man Boobs, Anthony "Boogers Baloney" Buglioni, whoever the hell these guys are, he can tell them all to go f off, here's your 9 dimes, and maybe have a little left over for a danish and a shot of oj or something, to chill out with after being in this spot in the first place. Obviously 10-team parlays are a bad idea in normal situations, but if you need to turn 10 bucks into 10 dimes in 2 days, what the f else are you gonna do?

The KC bets are the most problematic IMO, but they're also correlated and underdogs, and they key the whole fukkin thing. Bannister could be off, or Robertson could be either off or too on, and ruin the whole f'in thing. But if Bannister goes 7 and gives up 1, it'll be looking good.

[WestsidePete]

I like the KC pics a lot here...DET could have a let down after destroying the Yankees and going on the road the next day while KC waits for them, and KC is a team that doesn't give up this year at all

[Iwinyourmoney]

His Cinci pick he -1.5 1st half did not go to well

[jjgold]

Ganch HG this is a problem here, I promised not to ever bet again. I cannot bet this parlay. I am trying to prove to SBR John I am done with gambling and need a bailout.

My Cincy pick went down, they are whore shit again this year.

I got football practice today too and close to making team.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ganch HG this is a problem here, I promised not to ever bet again. I cannot bet this parlay. I am trying to prove to SBR John I am done with gambling and need a bailout.

My Cincy pick went down, they are whore shit again this year.

I got football practice today too and close to making team.

I do like the rug coach but like you said, I am broke. Bet it all on red...

[Willie Bee]

JJ, I can send you $4 if you'd like. After you commented a week ago that you wouldn't trust a mod with $5, I started to think about it and decided not to even trust myself with $5 since you're always right on these issues. So all I carry at any one time now is four dollars.

[jjgold]

JJ, I can send you $4 if you'd like. After you commented a week ago that you wouldn't trust a mod with $5, I started to think about it and decided not to even trust myself with $5 since you're always right on these issues. So all I carry at any one time now is four dollars.

Willy contact Shannon, he knows where to send the 9 Dimes

Willy I will take the $4, I am desperate and every little bit helps

Thanks Ace