Should I have a drink at 4am.... 3 hours before my flight?

MilfDriller · 02-25-10, 06:48 AM

Oh sweet jesus that hits the spot. good decision.

DeluxeLiner · 02-25-10, 06:50 AM

i heard you get real jacked up if you drink before a flight.

Shortstop · 02-25-10, 06:51 AM

Driller, are you at the airport now?

MilfDriller · 02-25-10, 06:55 AM

no, will leave in about an hour.

going to New Jersey. FBI has called me and asked me to jack-hammer the 20-foot cement wall in JJGold's basement... something about missing teenage boys and school teachers might be found in that concrete.

FBI is afraid of JJ... so they're sending the Drill

Shortstop · 02-25-10, 06:55 AM

I can never sleep before flights either. Flying is not one of my favorite things to do...

Shortstop · 02-25-10, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

no, will leave in about an hour.

going to New Jersey. FBI has called me and asked me to jack-hammer the 20-foot cement wall in JJGold's basement... something about missing teenage boys and school teachers might be found in that concrete.

FBI is afraid of JJ... so they're sending the Drill

Makes sense! Good luck on your mission!

AMBlai01 · 02-25-10, 06:58 AM

I say if you have 3 hours you might as well drink...if it was over 3 hours then get some sleep. Anything under you will just end up being more tired.

MilfDriller · 02-25-10, 07:02 AM

one time I got sick on a flight to Korea. they took me up to the 2nd level and gave me oxygen aparatus... went back to the main level for the landing... and they had doctors waiting for me. so they check on me and the fvcking chink justs sits there staring at me. I'm like "what? i'm fine. what do you want?" and the fvcker goes, "Twenny dolla"

I was like 'Wtf you mean, twenny dolla?' Mofo just stared right back at me and goes 'Twenny dolla'. Nurse lady who was with him said I could not go until I paid the 'twenny dolla'.

I begrudingly paid the chink... but to this day I don't know if that was a scam or not... fvcking chinks.

oh, and btw, talk about another fvcking surprise... but years ago when I flew into Chile they made me $50 cash just for touching down into the motherfvckr for a visit. 'if u do not have cash on you, we can show you where there is an automatic cash machine' fvck u, fags

PittsburghPlayer · 02-25-10, 07:14 AM

Love your second post in this thread. I myself try to always fly under the influence. The heavier the weather, the more I drink.

Reload · 02-25-10, 10:46 AM

Unless you are driving the plane, I'd say it's an automatic decision