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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    The SBR Casino has.........
    turned me into a whore. I can't stay away from it. I get my daily allotment of government cheese to survive here on SBR in the form of 6 points a day. I should save it, turn it into something tangible like a pizza or several sets of JJ Goggles. But nooooooooo, not me. They gave me a little taste of SBR crack...their casino. Nice job fellas, putting a casino in the middle or our little degen playground. It's like leaving a bowl of Oxy's in a rehab clinic. Now I'm borrowing points to play because my meager 6 point hit isn't doing it for me anymore.

    I've resorted to giving reach arounds to forum players. If it's for money, it's not gay...it's survival dammit. Look, I owe a few guys in here and I've got to stay away from 3 card poker, 3 hand blackjack and video poker. Is there anyone else addicted to the SBR casino? Let's talk, I'm forming a support group as we speak.
  • SBR_John
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #2
    They gave me a little taste of SBR crack...their casino. Nice job fellas, putting a casino in the middle or our little degen playground.
    But hey, catch a royal on video poker and win a gazillion points for just logging in. Guy could get caught up in worse shite.
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    • Glitch
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-08-09
      • 11795

      #3
      you CAN stay away from it. casinos have called my name in real life and on the internet- if you really honestly truly in your heart and mind feel that you KNOW its crooked- its much easier to abstain. if you dont then i guess this is a good way to find out
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      • Slainte
        SBR MVP
        • 12-13-09
        • 2442

        #4
        Hit and run, play as small as you can, don't get addicted and it's fun.
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        • SBR_John
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-12-05
          • 16471

          #5
          Every casino is "fixed". They dont build those billion dollar buildings called casinos because the house gets lucky. The everage hold on a casino game is lets say 3%. So on average everytime you have wagered 100 points you will have lost 3. If you are not a good blackjack player the hold is much higher. The trick in any casino is hit and run before the hold average drags you down.
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          • Swinging Johnson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-12-09
            • 7604

            #6
            Originally posted by SBR_John
            But hey, catch a royal on video poker and win a gazillion points for just logging in. Guy could get caught up in worse shite.
            SBR John....the Prince of ****ing Darkness himself.
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            • philswin
              SBR MVP
              • 04-18-07
              • 1279

              #7
              Points are free so have fun with it - I lose mine in the casino but a good way to burn some time while waiting for a game to start
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              • Swinging Johnson
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-12-09
                • 7604

                #8
                Yes but now I owe almost 300 points. I'm working with Loshak and SBR John to get paid in points. They're creating a video. It's called Gamblers Gone Wild. You'll see me tipping tables over at the Las Vegas Hilton Sports Book, throwing a drink at the big screen at Caesars and screaming at my computer screen as Carib shuts me out of the 7th race at Aqueduct. Then I flash my .
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                • bigboyfosho
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-19-09
                  • 1576

                  #9
                  i get 7 points a day, not 6
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                  • Swinging Johnson
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-12-09
                    • 7604

                    #10
                    You've got juice around here I don't. 2 for logging in, 4 for posting. What are you doing for the extra point you hussy?
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                    • Powderguy
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-18-09
                      • 6939

                      #11
                      It's 7 a day fella. 2 for log in, 4 for post, and 1 for posting in sports sub-forum
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                      • Swinging Johnson
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-12-09
                        • 7604

                        #12
                        Sub forum post? As in any other forum but Players Talk? Damn, I'll have to wax prosaically on the pitchers WHIP versus ERA numbers. Scintillating material.
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                        • Powderguy
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-18-09
                          • 6939

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                          Sub forum post? As in any other forum but Players Talk? Damn, I'll have to wax prosaically on the pitchers WHIP versus ERA numbers. Scintillating material.
                          Ya, PT doesn't count as the sub-forum.
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                          • Boner_18
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-24-08
                            • 8301

                            #14
                            Do you represent Caribsports in an official capacity?
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                            • Swinging Johnson
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-12-09
                              • 7604

                              #15
                              I shall leave the pc and look for a tall building from which to jump. Thank you for making this decision so easy Bone.
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #16
                                Rod _M...every little bit helps baby! Be like Rod and Slainte and SBR Johnny......alms for the poor. I'm shillin for points and I am unashamed and unapologetic. I've got to pay my boys back! Sammy you banned bastard you. I GAVE you 150 points a few months back to get you out of your jam. Return the favor my brotha.
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                                • denn333
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-16-05
                                  • 1191

                                  #17
                                  Lose it in casino, but look forward to it everyday.
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