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  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #1
    Who doesn't like chicken wings
    where the fukk do all of those wings come from? i think about shit like this from time to time and it seems to me that you can buy them in grocery stores, bars, taverns, restaurants, pizza places, even fukking chinese places got 'em.

    and you don't just get 2 or 3 at a time, you get 2 or 3 dozen. that is a shit load of wings. there must be millions of wings sold everyday in this great country of our's (America for my international playas). where are these wings coming from? how is there not a shortage or ever a limited supply?

    who the fukk is keeping, feeding and killing all of these chickens? a few million to a farm i guess. must be a shit load of chicken farmers out there (just don't plant the eggs too deep). for real for real, i stay up at night sometimes thinking about stuff like this....how can there just be an endless supply of chicken wings? they aren't like fukking fish with thousands of eggs in an offspring...and which chickens are doing all of this fukking? chicken viagra is too easy, so i will abstain.

    fukk i love chicken wings

    and poon
  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    Didn't you hear about the big chicken wing shortage? It was all over the news
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    • Powderguy
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-18-09
      • 6939

      #3
      I laughed @ the chicken ****ing part
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      • Irish Lumberjack
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        • 12-04-07
        • 2086

        #4
        wing shortages all the time.... so eat more chicken breast!
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #5
          Total garbage food........5 chicken wings is 100% of your fat for the day.


          GARBAGE FOOD
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          • fsugolf
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 07-17-09
            • 6194

            #6
            love me some chicken wings....mass produced chickens ftl
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            • Fishhead
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              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Good point, you really have me thinking
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              • TWEETS
                SBR MVP
                • 10-22-08
                • 2114

                #8
                Going to a Major League Eating Wing contest in May.....I'm going to run them out of wings
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                • GiveMeaBJ
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-08-09
                  • 8449

                  #9
                  The right wings with the right sauce during March Madness I can devour like 200.
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                  • Kav
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-25-09
                    • 3281

                    #10
                    all you can eat chicken wings is heaven after all you can eat ribs.
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                    • Glitch
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-08-09
                      • 11795

                      #11
                      great bar food
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Haven't had chicken or meat in 18 years.
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • whatsgood5
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                          • 10-13-09
                          • 15359

                          #13
                          I actually think about this a lot too. Can't believe we haven;t ran out yet
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                          • whatsgood5
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                            • 10-13-09
                            • 15359

                            #14
                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                            Haven't had chicken or meat in 18 years.
                            I haven't had a fruit or vegetable in about 18 years. Well not quite, but pretty damn close.
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                            • lakerboy
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-02-09
                              • 94382

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                              Haven't had chicken or meat in 18 years.

                              no wonder you are always jerking off - you are depressed. life without meat is pointless
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                              • whatsgood5
                                Restricted User
                                • 10-13-09
                                • 15359

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Fishhead
                                Total garbage food........5 chicken wings is 100% of your fat for the day.


                                GARBAGE FOOD
                                But it tastes delicious, worth taking 5 years off the end of my life to enjoy some delicious shit.
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                                • JohnnyDr@ma
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 02-10-10
                                  • 102

                                  #17
                                  and poon ofc
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                                  • illmatick
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                                    • 01-05-09
                                    • 5456

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by lakerboy
                                    no wonder you are always jerking off - you are depressed. life without meat is pointless
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                                    • Grind House
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                                      • 01-01-10
                                      • 1405

                                      #19
                                      Half of it is dog and cat meat.
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                                      • jaymac82980
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-08-09
                                        • 3416

                                        #20
                                        pigeon meat. thats why the chinese places offer them free from 4-6pm....and they're DELICIOUS.
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                                        • statnerds
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-23-09
                                          • 4047

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                                          Total garbage food........5 chicken wings is 100% of your fat for the day.

                                          GARBAGE FOOD
                                          no argument here. i try to limit my wing intake to once every month or two. can't just cold turkey that shit...

                                          i can't believe i just now thought of Poon flavored wings!!! my wife's taste delicious (that is a hanging curve ball if i have ever seen one). fukk you guys. no way in hell i'm the only one jerking off to internet porn and nude photos of his wife while sniffing some of her dirty poon panties!!!!

                                          besides, wings wouldn't be that bad for you if you just baked them and ate them without the skin (HA-HA)
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                                          • THE PROFIT
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-27-09
                                            • 17701

                                            #22


                                            This was big news last year before the super bowl
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                                            • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-09-09
                                              • 4534

                                              #23
                                              Illinni... Yeah right!!
                                              I haven't had wings in years.
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                                              • keyboarding
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-30-09
                                                • 6817

                                                #24
                                                Here are some things I found:

                                                “Nationally, 20 billion wings are consumed every year, with 1 billion consumed on Super Bowl Sunday,” says wing king Drew Cerza, who founded the National Buffalo Wing Festival and recently squashed Bobby Flay in a wing Throwdown!
                                                They take the tip off and separate the other two parts and use them. So each Buffalo wing is like 1/3 of a real chicken wing.
                                                "Chicken plants are actually shutting down just to cut costs," he said. "It's putting more strain on the other plants to keep them going."

                                                Managers say the regular price for a pound of wings can get as low as $1.60/lb.

                                                Now? It's two dollars and will probably go higher.

                                                "I believe right now we're somewhere around 52-53 percent food costs just on our chicken wings," night manager Tony Zinone said. "And to offset that, we tended to switch to boneless."
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                                                • Killer_Demo
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                                                  • 06-15-08
                                                  • 8409

                                                  #25
                                                  i love me some spicy wings
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