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  • MonkeyF0cker
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-12-07
    • 12144

    #71
    $1500 wouldn't get me through a week. Yet, these fukkin retards are putting permanent stamps of desperation on their body for peanuts. Illini, you have to be laughing your ass off at these clowns.
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    • MastaB
      SBR MVP
      • 11-08-08
      • 2604

      #72
      Bump for illini.
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      • MonkeyF0cker
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-12-07
        • 12144

        #73
        Originally posted by MastaB
        Ok you run a tough bargain but i'll take the 1500 and you cover the work. I will get Santa Bruta on top of my foot, as large as you want, and we can video tape the whole thing. Rosselle Park works for me.

        Lets do it this weekend
        Broke dick.
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        • obamaismyuncle
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-31-08
          • 17801

          #74
          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
          Broke dick.

          Didn't you whine and cry to a mod to disable your acct a month or so ago, cause you were done with SBR??? Your a broke clueless fuk who is eating and living out of dumpsters behind Circus Circus. You are a POS.
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          • MastaB
            SBR MVP
            • 11-08-08
            • 2604

            #75
            Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
            Didn't you whine and cry to a mod to disable your acct a month or so ago, cause you were done with SBR??? Your a broke clueless fuk who is eating and living out of dumpsters behind Circus Circus. You are a POS.
            yea i was wondering the same thing

            this guy has a really sad life
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            • joeybagadonuts
              SBR High Roller
              • 06-02-08
              • 245

              #76
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              ALABAMA
              Mobile $20,000 - $24,000
              Montgomery $19,500 - $22,000

              ALASKA
              Anchorage $19,000 - $38,000

              ARIZONA
              Phoenix $15,000 - $16,500
              Tucson $14,000 - $17,000

              ARKANSAS
              Fayetteville $19,000 - $20,000
              Little Rock $18,000 - $20,000

              CALIFORNIA
              Fresno $16,500 - $20,500
              Los Angeles $14,000 - $17,000
              San Diego $11,500 - $20,000
              San Francisco $16,000 - $21,000

              COLORADO
              Colorado Springs $17,000 - $18,000
              Denver $14,000 - $18,500

              CONNECTICUT
              Bridgeport $20,000 - $30,000
              Hartford $26,000 - $28,000
              New Haven $20,000 - $29,000

              DELAWARE
              Wilmington $25,000 - $28,000

              FLORIDA
              Jacksonville $16,500 - $20,000
              Miami $18,000 - $28,500
              Orlando $18,000 - $25,000

              GEORGIA
              Atlanta $18,000 - $24,000
              Columbus $21,000 - $25,500
              Savannah $21,500 - $24,500

              HAWAII
              Honolulu $26,000 - 50,000

              IDAHO
              Boise $17,000 - $20,000

              ILLINOIS
              Chicago $18,000 - $22,000
              Springfield $22,000 - $27,000

              INDIANA
              Indianapolis $20,000 - $22,500
              Merrilville $19,000 - $24,500

              IOWA
              Cedar Rapids $21,000 - $28,000
              Des Moines $21,000 - $26,000

              KANSAS
              Wichita $16,000 - $22,000

              KENTUCKY
              Lexington $22,000 - $30,000
              London $20,500 - $24,000
              Louisville $22,000 - $28,000

              LOUISIANA
              Baton Rouge $18,000 - $21,000
              New Orleans $18,000 - $24,500
              Shreveport $19,000 - $24,500

              MAINE
              Bangor $24,000 - $35,500
              Lewiston $23,000 - $29,000
              Portland $22,500 - $34,000

              MARYLAND
              Baltimore $20,500 - $32,000

              MASSACHUSETTS
              Boston $22,000 - $32,000
              Springfield $24,000 - $31,000
              Worcester $24,000 - $29,500

              MICHIGAN
              Detroit $17,000 - $26,500
              Grand Rapids $20,500 - $25,500
              Saginaw $27,000 - $31,500

              MINNESOTA
              Minneapolis $18,000 - $28,000

              MISSISSIPPI
              Gulfport $18,000 - $24,000
              Jackson $17,000 - $25,000
              Oxford $20,000 - $23,000

              MISSOURI
              Kansas City $18,000 - $22,500
              St. Louis $19,500 - $23,000

              MONTANA
              Billings $20,500 - $24,000
              Great Falls $25,000 - $28,000

              NEBRASKA
              Grand Island $18,000 - $20,000
              Omaha $18,000 - $24,000

              NEVADA
              Las Vegas $13,500 - $20,000
              Reno $16,000 - $21,000

              NEW HAMPSHIRE
              Concord $22,500 - $29,500
              Manchester $23,000 - $30,000

              NEW JERSEY
              Atlantic City $21,000 - $32,000
              Camden $21,000 - $31,000
              Newark $20,000 - $30,000

              NEW MEXICO
              Albuquerque $16,000 - $18,500
              Las Cruces $12,500 - $17,000

              NEW YORK
              Albany $20,000 - $32,000
              Buffalo $20,000 - $31,500
              New York City $16,000 - $26,500

              NORTH CAROLINA
              Charlotte $18,000 - $22,000
              Goldsboro $20,000 - $26,000
              Greensboro $19,000 - $23,500
              Raleigh / Durham $18,000 - $24,000
              Wilmington $18,000 - $24,000

              NORTH DAKOTA
              Fargo $24,500 - $28,000

              OHIO
              Cincinnati $18,000 - $25,000
              Cleveland $22,000 - $26,500
              Columbus $22,000 - $25,500
              Dayton $18,500 - $25,500
              Toledo $23,500 - $27,500
              Youngstown $25,000 - $28,000

              OKLAHOMA
              Oklahoma City $20,000 - $24,000
              Tulsa $18,000 - $23,500

              OREGON
              Portland $16,000 - $20,000

              PENNSYLVANIA
              Allentown $24,000 - $26,000
              Philadelphia $23,500 - $31,000
              Pittsburgh $25,000 - $30,500

              PUERTO RICO
              San Juan $13,000 - $17,500

              RHODE ISLAND
              Providence $22,000 - $29,000

              SOUTH CAROLINA
              Charleston $22,000 - $24,000
              Columbia $21,500 - $23,000
              Greenville $18,000 - $26,500

              SOUTH DAKOTA
              Rapid City $22,000 - $27,500
              Sioux Falls $18,000 - $23,000

              TENNESSEE
              Knoxville $21,000 - $25,000
              Memphis $18,000 - $22,000
              Nashville $21,500 - $26,000

              TEXAS
              Dallas $15,000 - $22,000
              El Paso $13,000 - $15,000
              Houston $14,000 - $18,000
              Laredo $12,500 - $15,000
              San Antonio $13,000 - $18,000

              UTAH
              Salt Lake City $16,000 - $21,000

              VERMONT
              Burlington $30,000 - $35,000

              VIRGINIA
              Charlottesville $23,000 - $27,000
              Fairfax $25,000 - $31,000
              Hampton - $25,000 - $31,000
              Newport News - $24,500 - $31,000
              Norfolk $22,000 - $30,000
              Richmond $22,000 - $28,000
              Roanoke $18,500 - $25,000
              Virginia Beach $24,500 - $32,000
              Williamsburg $25,000 - $30,000

              WASHINGTON
              Seattle $17,000 - $23,000
              Spokane $18,000 - $24,000
              Yakima $18,000 - $22,500

              WASHINGTON D.C.
              District of Columbia $27,000 - $30,000

              WEST VIRGINIA
              Charleston $22,000 - $28,500

              WISCONSIN
              Green Bay $20,500 - $25,000
              Madison $22,000 - $27,000
              Milwaukee $20,000 - $23,500

              WYOMING
              Cheyenne $20,000 - $24,000
              The prices for San Francisco are dead on.

              I was just out in Puerto Rico and the it is MUCH cheaper than this list indicates....

              Also, the Honolulu prices are a bit on the high side...

              Good info, though, Iller
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              • MonkeyF0cker
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-12-07
                • 12144

                #77
                Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                Your a broke clueless fuk
                Classic. You're a genius.

                I have a maid that has more money than you.
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #78
                  Originally posted by MastaB
                  yea i was wondering the same thing

                  this guy has a really sad life
                  How much would it cost to tattoo "DUMBFUK" across your forehead?
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                  • MastaB
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-08-08
                    • 2604

                    #79
                    Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                    How much would it cost to tattoo "DUMBFUK" across your forehead?
                    not sure. but i know your broke ass doesnt have enough to fund that.

                    go back to peeps place faggot
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                    • MastaB
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-08-08
                      • 2604

                      #80
                      you never answered the question, why are you back at SBR? You clearly dont get along with anyone. You are an angry little man arnt you?
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                      • MonkeyF0cker
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-12-07
                        • 12144

                        #81
                        I'd put down $10k for it. Deal?

                        I could buy you 10,000 times over, small fry.
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                        • MastaB
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-08-08
                          • 2604

                          #82
                          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                          I'd put down $10k for it. Deal? I could buy you 10,000 times over, small fry.
                          10k for a tat on my forehead?

                          You are a true fukin idiot pal.
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                          • cappinthepigs
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-07-09
                            • 1864

                            #83
                            I think I'll get a tat of the little coin in the bottom left!
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                            • MonkeyF0cker
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-12-07
                              • 12144

                              #84
                              Originally posted by MastaB
                              you never answered the question, why are you back at SBR? You clearly dont get along with anyone. You are an angry little man arnt you?
                              Why am I back? Because of threads like these. I find it extremely humorous that broke degenerate fuks like you are pathetic enough to get a permanent stamp of desperation on their body. Get a job, lowlife.
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                              • MonkeyF0cker
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-12-07
                                • 12144

                                #85
                                Originally posted by MastaB
                                10k for a tat on my forehead?

                                You are a true fukin idiot pal.
                                $20k? What's the price for a sad sack of shit like yourself? It can't be much. $30k?
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                                • MastaB
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-08-08
                                  • 2604

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                  Why am I back? Because of threads like these. I find it extremely humorous that broke degenerate fuks like you are pathetic enough to get a permanent stamp of desperation on their body. Get a job, lowlife.
                                  I dont need a job because i own a company fool

                                  I'm done going back and forth with you "monkeyfuker"

                                  your moms a lowlife!
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                                  • obamaismyuncle
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-31-08
                                    • 17801

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                    Classic. You're a genius.

                                    I have a maid that has more money than you.

                                    Uh huh.
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                                    • MastaB
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-08-08
                                      • 2604

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                      $20k? What's the price for a sad sack of shit like yourself? It can't be much. $30k?
                                      I would have to clear 100k after the cost of having it removed, waaayyyy more than you can afford pal
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                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-12-07
                                        • 12144

                                        #89
                                        Uh huh. You own a company. It must be EXTREMELY successful when you're begging SBR posters for $1500. LOL.
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                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-12-07
                                          • 12144

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by MastaB
                                          I would have to clear 100k after the cost of having it removed, waaayyyy more than you can afford pal
                                          You don't get to get it removed, genius. That's the point of it. And LOL. $100k is nothing, chump.
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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #91
                                            There is nothing more pathetic than comparing penis and wallet sizes on an internet forum
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                                            • MastaB
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-08-08
                                              • 2604

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                              Uh huh. You own a company. It must be EXTREMELY successful when you're begging SBR posters for $1500. LOL.
                                              $1500 for an hours worth of work. Sounds like a good deal to me
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