1 point to whomever is the most creative.
Point will be awarded tomorrow as I will be stepping away from the computer shorty.
Point will be awarded tomorrow as I will be stepping away from the computer shorty.
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Yo yo this *****'s name is Dad
But he ain't that bad
Most of his threads make me glad
How the hell you gonna be sadComment -
One WHOLE point ????
It doesnt rhyme but...
Dad's a cheap bastard but he posts great pics of
and ass!!!
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Originally posted by Doc JSOne WHOLE point ????
It doesnt rhyme but...
Dad's a cheap bastard but he posts great pics of and ass!!!
1 whole point is more than what you currently have.Comment -
can't hate the guy who posts the best threads on the site imoComment -
it's not currently more than I have in the SBR Sportsbook...but thanks for your interest!!!!Originally posted by Dad
1 whole point is more than what you currently have.
and you're still cheap... but you do post great pics!!!
DocComment -
Dad, uhhh, Dad, uhhhh
reading your posts is such a drag
you say you love, but you really are a fag
You got lucky once bettin the hornets moneyline
you touted it again and most of us lost a dime
Dad oh Dad your avatar is gay
Its 8:45 old man, time to hit the hay
You took a month break in May 09
was it due to the dui in which you had to serve time
when you play with fire your bound to get burned
forget about and legs and tell them what you really yearn
a 10 inch rubber dildo in your ass will suffice
and as you always tell him, "promise to play nice.".
Uh, Dad, remix
****Disclaimer**** this isn't a personal attack, rather the author of this post asked to be insulted. My apologies to anyone who was offended by slang terms used.Comment -
not hating....just stating!!!!Originally posted by fsugolf
If you want to be insulted...pony up more than one point...that's all I'm saying...
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I couldn't insult you.Comment -
Dude, one point, seriously?
If you said get up and do 10 jumping jacks for one point I wouldn't even do it. I'm definitely not going to be thinking of an interesting turn of phrase for you.
Next time make it at least 5-10 please.Comment -
If I were a dog
And you were a flower
I'd hike my leg
and give you a showerComment -
I can't insult you after your and ass threads dad, sorry.
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you've provided us with countless asses and. i cant do it either. but if you really want someone to- you should post a picture or provide some personal info
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There's a poster and his name is Dad
His TnA pictures really make me mad
I say I'll look at 1, or maybe even 2
And then 30 minutes later, I need a tissueComment -
Mine isn't anti-Dad because that just doesn't make any sense.
In the depths of the sea from the banished night
I see a cracka ass Dad well all know is white
And when the rhythm of of the waves rocks his boat
He's gonna stand so tall he can't even cope
With the honey's wide ass or an afro-puff
He'll take a picture of a girl in the winter buff
And post it on the net for all to see
It'll be a cold day in hell when Dad can't freak
I see the the thong come down from her tight black skirt
Like the evidence of God on mother fukkin Earth
We all know he's straight like a god damn arrow
With his girl bent over a fukkin wheelbarrow
Too all those that came and yet to come
Let the Daddy rain down from heaven above
With his long, hard prick and a bad intent
He'll take your girl, make her scream, and pay her rent.
Uh!Comment -
Roses are Red.
Violets are blue,
jjgold blew an old guy for money
and I heard he blew you too.Comment -
I love Dad and his postings, so this is completely without malice and strictly for entertainment...
Anti-Dad Haiku:
Dad sucks and is gay
That is all there is to say.
One two three four five.Comment -
Wow, this is officially the worst haiku of any kind I've ever read. That is worthy of congratulations.Originally posted by 13th Inning
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Well, now that I insulted that last haiku, guess I have to do a real one:
T and A galore,
They make us value our "Dad"
Why this foolish thread?Comment -
dad likes to get his dick
sucked off by a baby chickComment -
dad is superbad but his hawt threads are so rad!Comment -
I could not pick just one winner, so I spread the love around, even to some of you who did not attempt a rhyme.
Thanks for playing, kids!
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yo yo yo, check it
I know this poster name Dad,
he had me clicking on my mouse pad,
the pictures he be posting are fuuking fad,
leaving us jizzing on our nice I-PAD.
Daddy you're the fuuking !!!Comment -
Come and listen to a story 'bout a poster named Dad
Posting was his life, and man ain't that sad
Then one day while surfin' for ass and t1ts
What did he find but his own mom and sis.
Whores that is, both of 'em.
The posters all hollered for more of sis and mom
Dad said no and then he dropped a bomb
Kinfolk told him, "Dad there's something you should know,
Your Mom was your sis and she was a big ho."
Internet posters. Riveting. Y'all come back now.
(my apologies to Flatt & Scruggs)Comment -
Here it is:
Dad Dad what a name is that man?
I like it better when it was bigboydan
You like to post pictures of naked
But you always forget that we like more bits
Post some more twats for a change
So posters can see your whole range
And if a gay mod gives you an infraction
We your army of posters will erase that actionComment -
you want brad to talk shit for a measly point,
f**k you dad and pass that jointComment -
Ouch Willie. That was some Jerry Springer shit!Comment -
Originally posted by Willie BeeCome and listen to a story 'bout a poster named Dad
Posting was his life, and man ain't that sad
Then one day while surfin' for ass and t1ts
What did he find but his own mom and sis.
Whores that is, both of 'em.
The posters all hollered for more of sis and mom
Dad said no and then he dropped a bomb
Kinfolk told him, "Dad there's something you should know,
Your Mom was your sis and she was a big ho."
Internet posters. Riveting. Y'all come back now.
(my apologies to Flatt & Scruggs)
See? This is where I get it from.Comment -
this kept me busy for 15 minutes. I appreciate the challenge. Hands down my rap was the best. Thanks for the point! I did cash on the hornets the first time and didn't see it the second time until a day later.Comment -
You a fag,
You dress in drag.
Yo momma a bitch,
she got creamy gonnorhea itch.
Yo daddy smoke cocks,
while wearing just tube socks.
Who dat be?
All sittin on your 2-inch pee-wee..
It's JJGold,
With another teenage boy from his basement all oiled up and ready to be sold.
JJ fetch a good price,
He a Hebrew who sell boys so he can go play alley dice.
Never fear cuz here comes Willie Bee,
He bangin' a gangsta bitch named Sha-ree.
Now Sha-ree gave Willie AIDS on his dick,
So Willie gone and fired VegasDave after VD discovered Willie has an HIV-infested sausage stick.
Some call me 'MilfDriller Jackson' cuz I rhyme like Michael Jackson,
but I don't slam little toddlers for anal action.
That's the job of durito the gay,
he prowls Burger King bathrooms to make it his way right away.
Never fear MonkeyFvkcer,
he's Ahmad Rashad's ass-munching cracker.
They mix *** and shit,
Like it's a bag of Lay's Onion Potato Chips.
Yo, Peace Out, yo fvkcing bitches,
I rhymes az good as that cement jungle monkey Jay Z,
Just remember me,
I be RapMaster MilfDriller B.Comment -
Did I win this fvcker or what?Comment -
dad is gay
like the san francisco gay bridge
see what i did there? it's really the bay bridge but sf is known for gayness and gay rhymes with bay. deep huh?Comment
