This was about 1.5 years ago. Me and a buddy traveled all day from Canada to Amsterdam and arrived there about 10 am. We were visiting our other buddy who plays baseball in the Dutch pro league.
So we get settled in there, go for some lunch, have a little nap, and then head to the park to watch a baseball game. Drink many beers, then hit up the town. I'm feeling drunk and very tired, but the adrenaline from being in a new place keeps me going.
Eventually it is 3 or 4am and we are at some dingy disco in the main centre. A broad was kind of dancing up on me and then took my hand and pulled me on the dance floor with her. As we are dancing she asks me in English where I am from. I say "Canada" and ask her where she is from, she says "Peru". She has dark hair, a nice rack, nice face, and wearing a skirt.
Not long after she grabs me close and we start making out. We stop and I look over at my buddies and kind of give them the thumbs up, and they are laughing about something. We make out some more, then the song ends, and then the lights come on to signal the end of the night.
Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around and see 2 Dutch guys. The guy says "What the fukk are you doing man?". I thought "oh great that was someone's gf."
I didn't really say anything maybe just "Uh, we were just dancing" and then the guy says "That's a fukking dude!!"
I turn around and try and find where she went, but she had vanished. Then I see my buddies nearby just laughing their asses off. I couldn't believe it! My buddy comes over and says "Wow you should have seen how her calfs really popped!" Now my buddies and these Dutch guys are all laughing at me.
It turns out I was making out with a transsexual. Everyone agreed she had an Adam's apple, and her legs were just too defined to be a woman.
I was in shock and did not know what to do. I still get mocked to this day about it.
True story.
BAUS
So we get settled in there, go for some lunch, have a little nap, and then head to the park to watch a baseball game. Drink many beers, then hit up the town. I'm feeling drunk and very tired, but the adrenaline from being in a new place keeps me going.
Eventually it is 3 or 4am and we are at some dingy disco in the main centre. A broad was kind of dancing up on me and then took my hand and pulled me on the dance floor with her. As we are dancing she asks me in English where I am from. I say "Canada" and ask her where she is from, she says "Peru". She has dark hair, a nice rack, nice face, and wearing a skirt.
Not long after she grabs me close and we start making out. We stop and I look over at my buddies and kind of give them the thumbs up, and they are laughing about something. We make out some more, then the song ends, and then the lights come on to signal the end of the night.
Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around and see 2 Dutch guys. The guy says "What the fukk are you doing man?". I thought "oh great that was someone's gf."
I didn't really say anything maybe just "Uh, we were just dancing" and then the guy says "That's a fukking dude!!"
I turn around and try and find where she went, but she had vanished. Then I see my buddies nearby just laughing their asses off. I couldn't believe it! My buddy comes over and says "Wow you should have seen how her calfs really popped!" Now my buddies and these Dutch guys are all laughing at me.
It turns out I was making out with a transsexual. Everyone agreed she had an Adam's apple, and her legs were just too defined to be a woman.
I was in shock and did not know what to do. I still get mocked to this day about it.
True story.
BAUS
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