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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    JJ Loves Bateman
    JJ,

    I have read your postings regarding Bateman Patrickl and your man crush seems to grow stronger with each passing day. You profess him to be a one man wrecking crew and then in the next sentence you refer to him as a pretty country club type. I find this incongruent and I beseech you to answer these questions:

    1. How long have you known Bateman Patrickl?

    2. Have you met him in person?

    3. What have you seen him do that would suggest he is SBR's own Lethal Weapon?

    4. If you were a woman, would you sleep with him on the first date?


    Please answer these questions in an articulate and cogent manner (or video). We want to know why you're so fascinated with Last First and perhaps your answers can illustrate what we must do to garner your respect and admiration.
  • MBENZ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-07-07
    • 5238

    #2
    Don't expect a quick answer,it will take JJ a couple of days to figure out what you said.
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      Great questions Swinger and I see my old gay creepy stalker has shown up as well
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      • Swinging Johnson
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-12-09
        • 7604

        #4
        Bateman, you have your own stalker? You truly are a magnificent bastard!
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        • BatemanPatrickl
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-21-07
          • 18772

          #5
          Yes the guy is like 70 so it kinds of creeps me out.
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          • 1st and Ten
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-13-09
            • 5131

            #6
            I put Bateman is the same boat as JJ and BTJ. You made it Pal!
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              I'd put you in a boat but we all know it would sink.
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              • Swinging Johnson
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-12-09
                • 7604

                #8
                Bateman Patrickl.....2 questions:

                1. Was that a fat joke aimed at 1st and Ten?

                2. Do you look anything like your avatar? (You have my permission to lie)
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                • G's pks
                  Restricted User
                  • 01-01-09
                  • 22251

                  #9
                  bateman has shown a lot of gay tendencies on the forum. JJ has spotted them and wants bateman to join him in the back of the van.
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Swinger that fat joke was aimed at the resident slob and no sadly I do not look like the girl in my avatar.
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                    • G's pks
                      Restricted User
                      • 01-01-09
                      • 22251

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                      Swinger that fat joke was aimed at the resident slob and sadly I dress as a girl once in a while.

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                      • MBENZ
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-07-07
                        • 5238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                        Swinger that fat joke was aimed at the resident slob and no sadly I do not look like the girl in my avatar.

                        Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,you claim to be a tough guy but you're sad you don't look like the girl in your avitar.Knew it was only a matter of time till you came out.
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                        • BatemanPatrickl
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-21-07
                          • 18772

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MBENZ
                          Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,you claim to be a tough guy but you're sad you don't look like the girl in your avitar.Knew it was only a matter of time till you came out.
                          Avitar? Creepy old gay stalker alert
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                            JJ,

                            I have read your postings regarding Bateman Patrickl and your man crush seems to grow stronger with each passing day. You profess him to be a one man wrecking crew and then in the next sentence you refer to him as a pretty country club type. I find this incongruent and I beseech you to answer these questions:

                            1. How long have you known Bateman Patrickl?

                            2. Have you met him in person?

                            3. What have you seen him do that would suggest he is SBR's own Lethal Weapon?

                            4. If you were a woman, would you sleep with him on the first date?


                            Please answer these questions in an articulate and cogent manner (or video). We want to know why you're so fascinated with Last First and perhaps your answers can illustrate what we must do to garner your respect and admiration.
                            I have known Patrick for about 7 years on different forums and some different names. I met him at his fukkin Mansion at the Jersey Shore last year. I have never other than the Seer seen a guy perfect looking and that is where the reference Country Club Guys comes from but he will not hesitate to take your head off with a golf club. When he took me to the golf club he pulls a club out and tells me to watch this. He cracks some guy in the leg for no reason, words were exchanged but the guy did not do anything but limo away. It seems he is untouchable and I do not know why. I think he is not telling me something. I would fuk him as i would about 20 other SBR guys if i was a girl. This guy was like me posting wise when I started posting, he never lets up and never backs down to anyone. I think he is the most devastating poster on any forum and no one can handle him. I think you should play his way or do not play at all.
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                            • BatemanPatrickl
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-21-07
                              • 18772

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              I have known Patrick for about 7 years on different forums and some different names. I met him at his fukkin Mansion at the Jersey Shore last year. I have never other than the Seer seen a guy perfect looking and that is where the reference Country Club Guys comes from but he will not hesitate to take your head off with a golf club. When he took me to the golf club he pulls a club out and tells me to watch this. He cracks some guy in the leg for no reason, words were exchanged but the guy did not do anything but limo away. It seems he is untouchable and I do not know why. I think he is not telling me something. I would fuk him as i would about 20 other SBR guys if i was a girl. This guy was like me posting wise when I started posting, he never lets up and never backs down to anyone. I think he is the most devastating poster on any forum and no one can handle him. I think you should play his way or do not play at all.
                              Great post coach except for the gay shit. JJ that guy I hit was talking during my back swing so he deserved that shit. Remember when we stole this lobster traps off the beach? Police walked right by us because good looking guys like us don't look like thieves.

                              If Paco went to my beach house the cops would have him pulled over in 2 seconds flat.
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                              • odusmykal
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-30-07
                                • 3426

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                Remember when we stole this lobster traps off the beach?
                                So you own a beach house, but have to steal your dinner?.
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                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-21-07
                                  • 18772

                                  #17
                                  Otis Lobster is expensive and those traps were not marked. Otis we made off with like 20 lobsters and duked the Mexicans into paying $25.00/lb.

                                  Otis are you black?
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                                  • odusmykal
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-30-07
                                    • 3426

                                    #18
                                    Its Odus, you illiterate fukk!! You always try to correct everyone's grammar,(you're instead of your) yet you get two out of four letters wrong in my name.. One would think that you having a Mansion and all, you could afford to buy a nice lobster dinner.. You admit to being a thieve, yet call other posters thugs?. What a joke you are..
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                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-21-07
                                      • 18772

                                      #19
                                      Otis are you black?

                                      Otis the real joke here is on the fisherman who owned those traps. Otis we stuffed tube socks into the traps and tossed them back into the ocean. I even put seaweed on the traps to make them look legit.

                                      Otis JJ and I hide behind the sand dudes with two black chicks and had a good laugh.
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                                      • mdemps9190
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-08-07
                                        • 1957

                                        #20
                                        yeah you're kinda just a douche in general. Not sure why JJ has such a boner for another dude at the age of 43 either...
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                                        • rookie
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 10-01-05
                                          • 682

                                          #21
                                          http://www.flickr.com/photos/47816783@N02/4382157307/
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                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-21-07
                                            • 18772

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by rookie
                                            FAIL
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                                            • 1st and Ten
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-13-09
                                              • 5131

                                              #23
                                              Heah Bateman....still suckin cock?
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #24
                                                Fat guy in a little coat.
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                                                • 1st and Ten
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-13-09
                                                  • 5131

                                                  #25
                                                  Heah Bateman...I want to warn you that fukin dogs is illegal in most States
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 1st and Ten
                                                    Heah Bateman...I want to warn you that fukin dogs is illegal in most States
                                                    I can tell you know from first hand experience; what breed is your current girlfriend?

                                                    Get her fixed so she can't have any more puppies.
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