Sexual acts A-Z

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:43 PM

I'd have started the whole thing off with Abe Lincoln -

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:43 PM

I have Naughty Mommy part 1,2,3,5, and 6 on DVD. I can't find part 4.

Tree Rollins · 02-22-10, 11:45 PM

Well, i'm not going to tell you. Which would make me a naughty boy.

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:47 PM

The New York Style Taco-

Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:47 PM

Go to my room!!

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by spartangreen

The New York Style Taco-

Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.

AWESOME!!! No one is happy after this one

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:48 PM

The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl)

-- When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest.

The Chili Dog-

A variation of above where you proceed to titty-**** her afterwards.

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:49 PM

The Beetle Clip-

You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other.

Tree Rollins · 02-22-10, 11:50 PM

Dammit. I guess, if i have to. I can't believe it came to this. I'm ready to suffer the consequences, i deserve it.

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

Dammit. I guess, if i have to. I can't believe it came to this. I'm ready to suffer the consequences, i deserve it.

No Hot Lunch to be served - that's all I have to say.

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by spartangreen

The Beetle Clip-

You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other.

you can't possibly have all these in your brain
I'm so impressed if so.
HILARIOUS!!!

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by spartangreen

The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl)

-- When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest.

The Chili Dog-

A variation of above where you proceed to titty-**** her afterwards.

Wait?? Why Hot Carl?

Tree Rollins · 02-22-10, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Naughty Mommy

No Hot Lunch to be served - that's all I have to say.

That's Ok. I'll serve.

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:55 PM

The Eiffel Tower-

When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble theEiffel tower.

spartangreen · 02-22-10, 11:56 PM

The Pink Glove-

This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. This is referred to as the pink glove.

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by spartangreen

The Pink Glove-

This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. This is referred to as the pink glove.

Frequently???

Naughty Mommy · 02-22-10, 11:59 PM

I'm spent men - thanks!!

podunk · 02-22-10, 11:59 PM

tltaylor89 · 02-23-10, 12:44 AM

Dirty Sanchez

13th Inning · 02-23-10, 12:48 AM

Two words boys - Boston Pancake.

God bless...

Naughty Mommy · 02-24-10, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by 13th Inning

Two words boys - Boston Pancake.

God bless...

My apologies for asking this question days later - but wtf is a boston pancake?
I'm too afraid to google it. Sure I dont wanna see pics

whatsgood5 · 02-24-10, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Naughty Mommy

My apologies for asking this question days later - but wtf is a boston pancake? I'm too afraid to google it. Sure I dont wanna see pics

The act of shitting on a chest...interesting

BeatTheJerk · 02-24-10, 08:49 PM

Double Anal

Naughty Mommy · 02-24-10, 08:50 PM

weird and gross - this whole thread ended up being about shitting on people
what ever happened to a good old fashioned butt slappin, hair pullin, hard fukkin good time??????

Thanks for the answer though

Naughty Mommy · 02-24-10, 08:51 PM

now wait - is double anal the boston pancake or more pooping on your pals?

BeatTheJerk · 02-24-10, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Naughty Mommy

now wait - is double anal the boston pancake or more pooping on your pals?

2 cocks in the back yard Miss.

gimme2dollars · 02-24-10, 09:15 PM

The Mailman: your girl gives you head while she is in the drivers seat, and you reach over and steer from the passenger side.

Cougar Bait · 02-24-10, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by gimme2dollars

The Mailman: your girl gives you head while she is in the drivers seat, and you reach over and steer from the passenger side.

This sounds almost familiar.

OMGRandyJackson · 02-24-10, 10:23 PM

After you jizz in her eye your suppose to kick her in the shin to make her say ARRRR and so she hops up and down on one leg like a real pirate.

And this one too: (If it was said I completely missed it lol)

The Ghost: Bang her from behind in front of a window and have a friend wait in a closet. During the act have him sneak out quietly and when you pull out have him go in. Than leave the room and run to the window and wave.

Cougar Bait · 02-24-10, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by OMGRandyJackson

The Ghost: Bang her from behind in front of a window and have a friend wait in a closet. During the act have him sneak out quietly and when you pull out have him go in. Than leave the room and run to the window and wave.

This might be the greatest series of sentences in forum history.