The real Tony Soprano/Teela Story:
Yes, it's true: Tony stalked me last summer. I finally broke. It culminated into a bizarre text/intimate encounter.
I told Tony that I was really a 48 year old man. He was not thrilled with this. He asked if my pecker was bigger than JJ's. It is not. I offered to tape it down if it was an issue. He agreed.
Even when the tape flew off and I accidentally poked him in the leg, I think he was still into me. It was the unicorns and taxidermied animals in my basement bedroom at my great Aunt Sally's that did us in.
By the way, he liked the smell of Aunt Sally's ointment. He asked me to wear it when we were going to get jiggy with it.
While we had tried to maintain a friendly relationship on SBR, it has become impossible due to my disgust with his obsession with Aunt Sally and his lack of understanding... even though he initially thought my little feller was cute.
Yes, it's true: Tony stalked me last summer. I finally broke. It culminated into a bizarre text/intimate encounter.
I told Tony that I was really a 48 year old man. He was not thrilled with this. He asked if my pecker was bigger than JJ's. It is not. I offered to tape it down if it was an issue. He agreed.
Even when the tape flew off and I accidentally poked him in the leg, I think he was still into me. It was the unicorns and taxidermied animals in my basement bedroom at my great Aunt Sally's that did us in.
By the way, he liked the smell of Aunt Sally's ointment. He asked me to wear it when we were going to get jiggy with it.
While we had tried to maintain a friendly relationship on SBR, it has become impossible due to my disgust with his obsession with Aunt Sally and his lack of understanding... even though he initially thought my little feller was cute.
