Need a quick solid, boys
Guy at work here (POS security guard colleague -- fat phucker named Earl!) bet me 2 dimes that I am too homophobic to ever be able to "spiderman another dude." I told him that I would take his 2 dimes like taking candy from a phucken baby. We are on! I need a solid, boys -- will give the volunteer a cool c-note for assistance. Meet me under the geese in the Eaton Centre in 90 minutes. We will "win" the wager in the employee break room and I will pay you cash immediately, as well as give you a silk jizz rag (lovely red colour -- high end scarf from The Bay). Easy money for one of you.
