GiveMeaBJ will be as pathetic as me in 5 years.

[robmpink]

Here's the story. What cool cat hasn't f'd, shit on, gotten head 15 times a week, done mad drugs, flaunt mad cash, have a great time, when they were in their early 20's or whenever?

You can't fault him. Most of us acted this way at that time.

[robmpink]

something is wrong with you rob

[RealSlimShady]

Cuz i fvck the shit out of them. They feel like a real life vagina, only if it takes you a while to *** they start getting cold and you have to reheat them in the microwave.

What a sicko. Unreal.

[jjgold]

Enjoy it while you can bro,cuz it aint gonna last, i guarantee that shit. If getting that kinda pussy doesnt motivate you to hit the gym than nothing will and you will be steadily gaining weight each year. Your already a fat slob so it wont take much more weight to make you undesirable.

The game you spit now will not work on bitches over 23, they can see thru that shit and your gonna have a lot more competition when you hit the clubs, girls will just have better options. Those hoes you got now are highschool bitches but they will smarten up and leave your ass once they see their options outside of school. I guaran-fvcking-tee that youll be getting less and less pussy after you turn 21. Its all gonna be down hill from there and your gonna be fvcking steamed cucumbers crying to youself in the middle of the night.

Fukkin classic post!!!!!!!

[bradthebloke]

Enjoy it while you can bro,cuz it aint gonna last, i guarantee that shit. If getting that kinda pussy doesnt motivate you to hit the gym than nothing will and you will be steadily gaining weight each year. Your already a fat slob so it wont take much more weight to make you undesirable.

The game you spit now will not work on bitches over 23, they can see thru that shit and your gonna have a lot more competition when you hit the clubs, girls will just have better options. Those hoes you got now are highschool bitches but they will smarten up and leave your ass once they see their options outside of school. I guaran-fvcking-tee that youll be getting less and less pussy after you turn 21. Its all gonna be down hill from there and your gonna be fvcking steamed cucumbers crying to youself in the middle of the night.

youre projecting

[RealSlimShady]

Enjoy it while you can bro,cuz it aint gonna last, i guarantee that shit. If getting that kinda pussy doesnt motivate you to hit the gym than nothing will and you will be steadily gaining weight each year. Your already a fat slob so it wont take much more weight to make you undesirable.

The game you spit now will not work on bitches over 23, they can see thru that shit and your gonna have a lot more competition when you hit the clubs, girls will just have better options. Those hoes you got now are highschool bitches but they will smarten up and leave your ass once they see their options outside of school. I guaran-fvcking-tee that youll be getting less and less pussy after you turn 21. Its all gonna be down hill from there and your gonna be fvcking
steamed cucumbers crying to youself in the middle of the night.

[diamond]

Pecos this is not stereotyping your background. But have you tried a tortilla instead of a cucumber? Put some spicy salsa in it and you will be on fire.

[Powderguy]

Pecos this is not stereotyping your background. But have you tried a tortilla instead of a cucumber? But some spicy salsa in it and you will be on fire.

[robmpink]

[jjgold]

I think Billy is better looking than Giver

I rate Billy a 7 and Giver a 6.7

I bet Billy has a bigger cock too

I say Billy is a 7.1" and Giver is a 5.7"

[robmpink]

I think Billy is better looking than Giver

I rate Billy a 7 and Giver a 6.7

I bet Billy has a bigger cock too

I say Billy is a 7.1" and Giver is a 5.7"

The question is who has more girth?

[jjgold]

I say Giver is thicker

[robmpink]

I would agree. Putting on some weight doesn't mean your joystick will blow up.

[whatsgood5]

Weirdo? Thanks for the laugh. My nephew called me that in 2006 when he was 8.

Those were the days...

[whatsgood5]

I think Billy is better looking than Giver I rate Billy a 7 and Giver a 6.7 I bet Billy has a bigger cock too I say Billy is a 7.1" and Giver is a 5.7"

[mrmarket]

I feel like an idiot after defending this guy. Are you seriously screwing a warm cucumber?

[flyingillini]

[Powderguy]

Oh man, this is getting better!

[Pecos Bill]

I feel like an idiot after defending this guy. Are you seriously screwing a warm cucumber?

I used to only do it when i was high or drunk but now i fvck them sober. It doesnt even faze me how depraved it is. I used to throw them away right after i was done, now i just put them under my bed and throw them out when i remember. I fvcking disgust myself sometimes.

[DOMINATER]

BJ ,sorry just hard to understand the youds of today, when I had my turn I would be happy for the guy getting his way with the girls ,I would study him, see what he was driving what he was doing in college check out what he wore just like a jeweler that repaired watches I would study what made him tick with great precision and model myself after him . THE ANSWER TO GET THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. IF IT WAS ANY MORE OBVIOUS A VOICE WOULD HAVE TO SPEAK IT IN YOUR EAR. Being the best looking guy in the world helps ,it could makes it happen faster ,but by no means does it guarantee a lifetime membership.The only thing that good looks provide is a ticket to get in the party.

[robmpink]

Oh man, this is getting better!

[Jimmy0607]

I used to only do it when i was high or drunk but now i fvck them sober. It doesnt even faze me how depraved it is. I used to throw them away right after i was done, now i just put them under my bed and throw them out when i remember. I fvcking disgust myself sometimes.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Here it is.

[tltaylor89]

Cuz i fvck the shit out of them. They feel like a real life vagina, only if it takes you a while to *** they start getting cold and you have to reheat them in the microwave.

Guy fuks a hoolowed out cucumber sad

[Dad]

Cuz i fvck the shit out of them. They feel like a real life vagina, only if it takes you a while to *** they start getting cold and you have to reheat them in the microwave.

Why waste a good cucumber?

Use a rubber latex glove and some warm lotion. Be sure to fold the top part of the glove over the towel to give you tightness

[Irish Lumberjack]

ah wise words from good old dad!