Maria 'dead frog' Sharapova

**pico** · 08-21-07, 01:30 PM

i don't like girls that moan too much...kind of distracting. i like girls that make little moan noises...kind of cute

**Tchocky** · 08-21-07, 01:30 PM

I can't believe Levine would air this publicly....very bad taste. But it all makes sense. She does look like a cold bitch. Looks like she saves all her passion and energy for the tennis court.

**Seattle Slew** · 08-21-07, 01:36 PM

No fan of Sharapova either, but this guy is a creep. I'm sure Maria is glad she was seduced by that scumbag.

**jjgold** · 08-21-07, 02:04 PM

I would bet big money Maria is a dude in bed.

All the woman I have banged I never heard a noise either though and I have been labeled a Lion in bed.

**Tchocky** · 08-21-07, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I would bet big money Maria is a dude in bed.

All the woman I have banged I never heard a noise either though and I have been labeled a Lion in bed.

She's no dude. She wouldn't have all those endorsement deals if there was any question about her sexuality. Rennae Richards was a dude and Billie Jean King & Martina Navritilova look like dudes but Maria is no dude.

Do you mean "lion" like the Cowardly Lion in Wizard of Oz or Simba in the Lion King?

**moonbeam** · 08-21-07, 02:36 PM

who want to have sex with this dumb and awfull Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine

**flyingillini** · 08-21-07, 02:38 PM

hahaha JJ your comments make me laugh you are to much man hahah

**moonbeam** · 08-21-07, 02:38 PM

not even maria carey wants to **** with this stupid ass

**isetcap** · 08-21-07, 03:13 PM

While it wouldn't surprise me at all to hear that Maria is not blessed with spectacular sexual talents, the authenticity of this quote has been vehemently refuted by Mr. Levine.

**vanman** · 08-21-07, 03:15 PM

I`d make her moan.

**pico** · 08-21-07, 03:17 PM

she moans a lot when she hit the tennis balls.

**isetcap** · 08-21-07, 03:17 PM

Adam Levine Denies Trashing Maria Sharapova
Monday August 20, 2007

Adam Levine Maria Sharapova

Sara De Boer / Retna Ltd; Gina James / Graylock.com / Retna Ltd.

A rep for Maroon 5’s Adam Levine denies that the singer has dissed tennis star Maria Sharapova’s lovemaking abilities.

The rumors are "absolutely not true,” says Levine’s rep.

Earlier this month, the satirical Moscow newspaper The Exile published that Levine had compared his 20-year-old former flame to a "dead frog” in bed.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type,” The Exile jokingly quoted Levine.

"But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, saying it 'ruined' her concentration."

Levine’s rep confirms that the "interview" never took place. And Usmagazine.com confirms that satire is alive and well -- even in Russia.

**Seattle Slew** · 08-21-07, 04:26 PM

Looks like they conned everyone.

**Dark Horse** · 08-21-07, 04:26 PM

If you want fireworks look no further than the chiquitas that keep a lot of energy pent up inside. They may seem cold, but touch them the right way and whoohooo...

This girl comes to mind:

**pico** · 08-21-07, 04:29 PM

what happened to the pic DH?

**Visitors** · 08-21-07, 10:29 PM

Marriage?

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**stump** · 08-21-07, 11:15 PM

the guy is a tool

**jjgold** · 08-22-07, 06:13 AM

The average woman is lousy in bed, basically not born to be good and open minded. The less educated a woman is the better she is in bed.

**MBENZ** · 08-22-07, 06:29 AM

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Another great post OF

**Dark Horse** · 08-22-07, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

The less educated a woman is the better she is in bed.

Classic.

**Tchocky** · 08-22-07, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

The average woman is lousy in bed, basically not born to be good and open minded. The less educated a woman is the better she is in bed.

This is an interesting comment but I find intelligent women very sexy. Most men are intimidated by intelligent women.