(ash wednesday) father ryan

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS TODAY I WENT INTO THE ST.MARYS CHURCH TO GET MY ASHES FOR ASH WEDNESDAY.I FELT GOOD WALKING INTO THE CHURCH AGAIN BUT I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN BACK AT WHAT MY LONG TIME PRIEST SAID TO ME AS I WAS LEAVING FATHER RYAN SAID JIM ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN THAT MADE ME FEEL REALY GOOD THAT MY LONG TIME PRIEST ACTUALLY REMEMBERED ME BUT AS I WAS WALKING AWAY HE SAID BEANTOWN THE COLLECTION BOX IS ON THE BACK WALL

WHO THE F-CK TIPPED OFF FATHER RYAN THAT I HAD A GOOD DAY GAMBLING YESTERDAY AND THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD HIT ME UP FOR A DONATION ON ASH WEDNESDAY.I LEFT THE CHURCH SCRATCHING MY HEAD I PUT 10 BUCKS IN THE COLLECTION BOX BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN MY 49 YEARS THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD OF A PRIEST REMINDING A PARISHIONER WHERE THE COLLECTION BOX WAS ESPECIALLY ON ASH WEDNESDAY

ITS BAD ENOUGH THEY HIT YOU UP WITH A DOUBLE COLLECTION AT SUNDAY MASS NOW THEY WANT DONATIONS ON ASH WEDNESDAY I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO MADE A DEPOSIT.

I THINK MAYBE GOD TIPPED OFF FATHER RYAN OF MY GOOD GAMBLING DAY AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WANTED A PIECE OF MY WINNINGS.AS I LEFT I TOLD FATHER RYAN JEEZ YOU MIGHT NOT SEE ME FOR A WHILE I WAS REALLY HURT AND INSULTED

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS A TRUE STORY I TOLD MY WIFE AND SHE SAID SHE HAS NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN ALL HER YEARS AT THE CHURCH

I FEEL LIKE GOING BACK TOMORROW AND ASKING FATHER RYAN WHY HE SINGLED ME OUT ITS ONLY 10 DOLLARS BUT ITS THE PRINCIPAL OF BEING CALLED A CHEAP PRICK

[Pecos Bill]

faggot

[Doug]

10% Jeem

[BEANTOWNJIM]

IF THIS GOLDEN STATE GAME GOES OVER TONIGHT I WILL UP THE ANTY AND CONTRIBUTE ANOTHER SAW BUCK IN THE COLLECTION BOX TOMORROW ITS FOR THE HAITI RELIEF FUND BUT WHAT THE HELL I WILL HAVE MONEY TO BURN IF THIS GAME GOES OVER.

ITS IN WRITING FELLAS IF GOLDEN STATE GOES OVER TONIGHT I WILL DONATE ANOTHER 10 DOLLARS TO THE ST MARY'S CHURCH

IN GOD I TRUST

NOW GET OUT THERE AND START RUNNING YOU F-CKING OVERPAYED JANITORS

[Doug]

Put "BTJ" in large caps, under " In God We Trust", so he knows it came from you !

[BEANTOWNJIM]

42 -31 WITH 9.47 LEFT IN THE 2ND QUARTER GAMBLING IS EASY THESE DAYS.

GOODNIGHT FELLAS

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

[Doug]

Is this still Betjam Jim ?

This might be a good chance for you to transfer $500 over to Matchbook, and give them a try ! You'll love the lines.

GL on this over, huge lead for GSW at the half ( 72-45), but 117 points is a nice half.

GSW should slow it down

[BEANTOWNJIM]

GOLDEN STATE SHOULD SLOW IT DOWN OH MAN THAT IS FUNNY DOUG YOU STICK TO DELIVERING MAIL AND LET ME PICK THE GAMES

ANOTHER EASY WINNER BOYS I CANT FORCE YOU TO BET THESE GAMES

DOUG BET JAMAICA SUCKS LATE LINES NO REDUCED JUICE AND THAT INCIDENT AT THE BEGINNING F-CKED ME UP JUST CONFIRMS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS SAID LOW JUICE IS THE BEST WAY TO GO.

I GUESS YOU GUYS DONT LIKE TO MAKE MONEY I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE 5 OR 6 GUYS IN THIS THREAD THANKING ME FOR THE OVER IN THE GOLDEN STATE GAME OH WELL YOUR LOSS I MADE A NICKLE

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

[2daBank]

BTJ you are slowly but surely becoming my hero


a real life degen roll model

[2daBank]

wish i would have saw before the game, i had GS but would have been a nice parley

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY DOUG YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE I HAVE GOTTEN 3 OR 4 PRIVATE MESSAGES FROM DEADBEATS WANTING TO KNOW MY SYSTEM OH MAN THAT IS FUNNY

I WENT FROM THE BIGGEST FADE TO A LOCAL HERO OVERNIGHT FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS WHEN YOU ARE WINNING DONT BET NBA GAMES BET NBA TOTALS YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE

THE F-CKING KIDS IN THIS FORUM LOOK UP TO ME I CANT BELIEVE I AM GETTING PRIVATE MESSAGES TELLING ME HOW GREAT I AM I FEEL LIKE MICKEY MANTLE TO THE KIDS OF SBR


I GRIN WHEN I WIN

[2daBank]

im no kid btj and really dont care about picks but you crack me the fuk up

[jjgold]

LOL

Jimmy churches are desperate, your a totals expert

[BEANTOWNJIM]

IT BREAKS MY HEART BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO PUT A SWA BUCK IN THE COLLECTION BOX MAYBE JUST MAYBE GOD IS FINALLY WATCHING OUT OVER ME AND MY GAMBLING

KEEP THE FAITH BOYS


I GRIN WHEN GOD WINS

[BatemanPatrickl]

Nice Jimmy. You are the king!