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  • UntilTheNDofTimE
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-29-08
    • 9285

    #1
    Nomination for post of the year
    Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ


    So in summary lets go over this.

    A) You should piss standing up, then sit and shit?
    B) You should stand up, palm your left ass cheek and dig in with the right hand.
    C) If you can't stand due to injury you should go around the back when wiping rather then straight through the legs?

    Someone please correct me if I am wrong. I want to have this shit down for the ladies.
    you cant make this shit up.
  • GiveMeaBJ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-08-09
    • 8449

    #2


    The sad part is that thread is better entertainment value then 99% of the threads in PT.
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    • robmpink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-09-07
      • 13205

      #3


      I lost 9k in two months
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        100 YRS from now wiping your ass will be looked upon as primitive.
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        • tltaylor89
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-19-09
          • 19610

          #5
          Buztah would have a field day with this thread
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          • fsugolf
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 07-17-09
            • 6194

            #6
            i'm w/ FH
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            • whatsgood5
              Restricted User
              • 10-13-09
              • 15359

              #7
              Originally posted by robmpink
              I lost 9k in two months
              You're a weird fukking guy.
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              • whatsgood5
                Restricted User
                • 10-13-09
                • 15359

                #8
                I did learn a lot in that thread to be honest though.
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #9
                  Some great laughs in that thread.
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                  • UntilTheNDofTimE
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-29-08
                    • 9285

                    #10
                    bump
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                    • podunk
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-12-09
                      • 3455

                      #11
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                      • whatsgood5
                        Restricted User
                        • 10-13-09
                        • 15359

                        #12
                        Nice bump. I tried wiping while standing up the other day, and it gets the job done just as good as sitting down, but with much more of a hassle. I'll stick to wiping while sitting down.
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                        • Cougar Bait
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282

                          #13
                          While we're all talking about wiping our asses can someone please nominate maersksealand for POTM?

                          Thanks.
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                          • GiveMeaBJ
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-08-09
                            • 8449

                            #14
                            That thread now has me questioning if everytime I wipe my ass I am doing it right. Someone should bump that ****ing thread. Good laughs in there.
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                            • Arsenal
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-30-09
                              • 1349

                              #15
                              That is a solid list but I think it needs:

                              d) If you are so fat you can't reach your ass sitting or standing, lose some weight or buy this


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                              • 1st and Ten
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-13-09
                                • 5131

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Arsenal
                                That is a solid list but I think it needs:

                                d) If you are so fat you can't reach your ass sitting or standing, lose some weight or buy this


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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  BJ, you look alot like those douchebag kids from 'Growing up Gotti'
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                                  • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-29-08
                                    • 9285

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                                    That thread now has me questioning if everytime I wipe my ass I am doing it right. Someone should bump that ****ing thread. Good laughs in there.
                                    Yea seriously.
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                                    • THE PROFIT
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 17701

                                      #19
                                      Which one of these guys is you?
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                                      • GiveMeaBJ
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-08-09
                                        • 8449

                                        #20
                                        Come on man give me SOME credit. Yea I am from Jersey but I don't go tanning, I don't gel my hair straight in the air, I don't wear these clothes, and I don't walk around with these stupid looks on my face. I am closer to being a wigger then one of those guys.
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