A) You should piss standing up, then sit and shit?
B) You should stand up, palm your left ass cheek and dig in with the right hand.
C) If you can't stand due to injury you should go around the back when wiping rather then straight through the legs?
Someone please correct me if I am wrong. I want to have this shit down for the ladies.
you cant make this shit up.
GiveMeaBJ
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09-08-09
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#2
The sad part is that thread is better entertainment value then 99% of the threads in PT.
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robmpink
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01-09-07
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#3
I lost 9k in two months
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Fishhead
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08-11-05
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#4
100 YRS from now wiping your ass will be looked upon as primitive.
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tltaylor89
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06-19-09
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#5
Buztah would have a field day with this thread
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fsugolf
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#6
i'm w/ FH
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whatsgood5
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10-13-09
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#7
Originally posted by robmpink
I lost 9k in two months
You're a weird fukking guy.
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whatsgood5
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10-13-09
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#8
I did learn a lot in that thread to be honest though.
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paco
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05-07-09
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#9
Some great laughs in that thread.
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UntilTheNDofTimE
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#10
bump
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podunk
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#11
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whatsgood5
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10-13-09
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#12
Nice bump. I tried wiping while standing up the other day, and it gets the job done just as good as sitting down, but with much more of a hassle. I'll stick to wiping while sitting down.
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Cougar Bait
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10-04-07
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#13
While we're all talking about wiping our asses can someone please nominate maersksealand for POTM?
Thanks.
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GiveMeaBJ
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09-08-09
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#14
That thread now has me questioning if everytime I wipe my ass I am doing it right. Someone should bump that ****ing thread. Good laughs in there.
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Arsenal
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01-30-09
1349
#15
That is a solid list but I think it needs:
d) If you are so fat you can't reach your ass sitting or standing, lose some weight or buy this
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1st and Ten
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11-13-09
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#16
Originally posted by Arsenal
That is a solid list but I think it needs:
d) If you are so fat you can't reach your ass sitting or standing, lose some weight or buy this
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THE PROFIT
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11-27-09
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#17
BJ, you look alot like those douchebag kids from 'Growing up Gotti'
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UntilTheNDofTimE
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#18
Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
That thread now has me questioning if everytime I wipe my ass I am doing it right. Someone should bump that ****ing thread. Good laughs in there.
Yea seriously.
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THE PROFIT
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11-27-09
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#19
Which one of these guys is you?
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GiveMeaBJ
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09-08-09
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#20
Come on man give me SOME credit. Yea I am from Jersey but I don't go tanning, I don't gel my hair straight in the air, I don't wear these clothes, and I don't walk around with these stupid looks on my face. I am closer to being a wigger then one of those guys.