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  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #1
    Who has already put ashes on their forehead?
    I am getting some ashes from my neighbors ronfla and rubbing them on my forehead in the next few minutes. God Bless. Jesus Christ has Blessed all of SBR. He will let 59% of the posters win on 2/17/10/.
    המוסד‎
    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
  • 1st and Ten
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-13-09
    • 5131

    #2
    Good Job Illini

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    • THEGREAT30
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-04-08
      • 8970

      #3
      what does that do? good day.
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      • WhatAboutMeBitch
        SBR MVP
        • 01-02-09
        • 1294

        #4
        don't think you are supposed to put them on yourselves. but hey the Lord Jesus Christ may bless all sorts of ways of getting dirty on the forehead
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        • DrStale
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-07-08
          • 9692

          #5
          Originally posted by THEGREAT30
          what does that do? good day.
          It's worth 10 Jesus points. 1,000 Jesus points gets you a free pass to Heaven.
          Originally posted by Dark Horse
          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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          • 1st and Ten
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-13-09
            • 5131

            #6
            Praise the Lords. After all of this is done....we will feast like Kings
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            • bobbyfk
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-19-09
              • 15218

              #7
              for what?
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                May Jesus Christ Bless you and your plays! As the good book states:
                “Doubtless ye shall not come into the land, concerning which I sware to make you dwell therein, save Caleb the son of Jephunneh, and Joshua the son of Nun.”
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • Masu485
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-14-08
                  • 7700

                  #9
                  do Protestants celebrate Ash Wednesday?
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                  • 1st and Ten
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-13-09
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Remember...the Good Book says...

                    "But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Jesus) Mat 5:22
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                    • 1st and Ten
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-13-09
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      furthermore

                      "You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
                      "You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
                      "How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25

                      "But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

                      "You foolish Galatians!" (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1
                      "You foolish man" James 2:20
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                      • tltaylor89
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-19-09
                        • 19610

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 1st and Ten
                        furthermore

                        "You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
                        "You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
                        "How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25

                        "But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

                        "You foolish Galatians!" (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1
                        "You foolish man" James 2:20
                        all verses tell of the coming of JJ Gold
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                        • WhatAboutMeBitch
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-02-09
                          • 1294

                          #13
                          I think JJ has to first kill the second coming of John Locke, which might be paco for all we know
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                          • THEGREAT30
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-04-08
                            • 8970

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DrStale
                            It's worth 10 Jesus points. 1,000 Jesus points gets you a free pass to Heaven.
                            this world, good day.
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                            • Shortstop
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-02-09
                              • 27281

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Masu485
                              do Protestants celebrate Ash Wednesday?
                              I don't think so...
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                              • GiveMeaBJ
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-08-09
                                • 8449

                                #16
                                Isn't this what happened to JJ?
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                                • paco
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-07-09
                                  • 62873

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WhatAboutMeBitch
                                  I think JJ has to first kill the second coming of John Locke, which might be paco for all we know
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
                                    Unreal, when I went to Church today, the Priest asked me he hasn't seen me lately. I got my ashes and cracker and hit the road. I felt bad, I haven't been going to Church lately. I will start to make more appearances for the Father.
                                    המוסד‎
                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                    • eidolon
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-02-08
                                      • 9531

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 1st and Ten
                                      Remember...the Good Book says...

                                      "But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Jesus) Mat 5:22
                                      Originally posted by 1st and Ten
                                      furthermore

                                      "You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
                                      "You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
                                      "How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25

                                      "But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

                                      "You foolish Galatians!" (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1
                                      "You foolish man" James 2:20
                                      and the sky is blue
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                                      • Cougar Bait
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-04-07
                                        • 18282

                                        #20
                                        Good luck with the ashes Illini.

                                        Do you give up the yayo as well?

                                        I saw a mountain of snow today, I bet you coulda snorted the whole damn thing.
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                                        • flyingillini
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 41219

                                          #21
                                          Cougar, yes, I gave it up for Lent!
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                                          • whatsgood5
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 10-13-09
                                            • 15359

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DrStale
                                            It's worth 10 Jesus points. 1,000 Jesus points gets you a free pass to Heaven.
                                            Is it that easy? Never knew it...
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                                            • jlgarciaiii22
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-14-08
                                              • 1792

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by whatsgood5
                                              Is it that easy? Never knew it...
                                              Your Kidding... Right?
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                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Masu485
                                                do Protestants celebrate Ash Wednesday?
                                                NO! It's purely catholic. That & homosexual pedophilia they have a patent on
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