I have 32 SBR points and I want to give them away.... Right Now

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The first person to post under the name "tree rollins" should get the points.

go.................

hahaha good idea

[Tree Rollins]

I'll donate the points to cancer research.

[Tree Rollins]

I'll take the points and build on them. Eventually when i have enough i will order 1000 pizzas. Papa John's will be pissed about that. So i will tell them "hey, build a homeless shelter and you can keep the 1000 pizzas" they will then build a homeless shelter.

[eidolon]

Do a best joke gets the points contest

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Because I have not heard "boom shaka laka" in about 10 years, u get 1 point for that.

Awesome!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i'll order a pizza for the homeless with the points

You ****ing liar!!!!!!!

[Tree Rollins]

Do a best joke gets the points contest

fuk off and give me the points please.

[Powderguy]

Bout to eat cornpops, is that your favorite cereal Digg?

[bigbank]

I like Hot Diggity Dogs

[bigbank]

I like Hot Diggity Dogs Pts!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Two guys walk into an sbr thread. One guy is giving away points and the other is desperate for them. the first guy says "hey, do you want 32 points i'm trying to come off some points" the 2nd guys says "yes, i would like that, i will donate them to haiti, please transfer them immediately" . The points are transfered and haiti is saved. all is well.

Thats not funny. But I like. 1 point.

[Tree Rollins]

Do a best joke gets the points contest

Diggitydaggitydo and Tree Rollins walk into a bar. Diggity says "tree, here are all my points", tree says "thanks diggity, you're the man" both men leave the bar and are better for the experience.

[Powderguy]

I had no clue what the purpose of this thread was, I just came in and started posting. LOL, then I read the title talking about giving away points, can I get 1 for my pure stupidity?

[THE PROFIT]

I'll take the points and build on them. Eventually when i have enough i will order 1000 pizzas. Papa John's will be pissed about that. So i will tell them "hey, build a homeless shelter and you can keep the 1000 pizzas" they will then build a homeless shelter. All will be well.

Just out of curiosity, why would papa johns be pissed? Are you gonna have them delivered somewhere there is a 50/50 chance the delivery boy will get bodily harmed?

[WonTooManyBets]

Don't be mad because you cannot have my points.

If you really want them (because I am not going to use any of them) I will give you 6 points or so. I do not want to come off as an asshole. So. what do you say, bro?

Sure, send em over!

[THEGREAT30]

started cool now its just another worthless thread, good day

[Grind House]

This shit is stupid.

[Grandmaster B]

1 SBR point is equivalent to 1 square of toilet paper

[THE PROFIT]

I think they would rather sell 1000 pizzas than build a homeless shelter. You act like they don't get paid for pizzas or somethin'. That's what they do, sell pizza

[Tree Rollins]

Just out of curiosity, why would papa johns be pissed? Are you gonna have them delivered somewhere there is a 50/50 chance the delivery boy will get bodily harmed?

They will be pissed about having to make 1000 pizzas because i think they guarentee deilvary in an hour or less. They won't be able to deliver that many pizzas in one hour. So instead of ruining their name, they would rather just build a homeless shelter.

at least that's how i picture it all going down.

anyway, i'm drinking and probably not making sense. Just trying to get some points. Let's not get to technical.

[THE PROFIT]

There's a max order that are guaranteed in a time frame. I think 1000 might exceed it by about 996

[yisman]

the idea is they'd be pissed if you could redeem points with Papa John's, but you can't. You redeem points with SBR, which then would pay Papa John's. So I think they'd be happy if you did that.

I don't think SBR would be too pleased, however.

[Tree Rollins]

There's a max order that are guaranteed in a time frame. I think 1000 might exceed it by about 996

yeah you're probably right. i'm not going to argue with you. i really don't care. You win.

[qhdlhdjtn]

give it to me DIggitty when you need it I can give you LOAN it back that enoug for you to give it to me LOL

[JerseyShop101]

Oops, sorry, i thought this was the government free cheese thread. lol

[DrStale]

Put em all on black.

[Tree Rollins]

Put em all on black.

the fuking casino is so crooked he would be better off to just give em away.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

end of thread. this sucks. I will come up with something better for my points....I hope.

[eidolon]

play roulette.
put 10 points on 15, 10 points on 32, and 10 points on 4

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Maybe I will go into the casino.... if I can figure it out.

[Powderguy]

Don't go near the casino

[JerseyShop101]

3 posters go to a hotel.
It costs them 30 points for the night. Each poster pays 10 points and go to the room.
15 minutes later, manager knocks on the door, she says she overcharged them, that the room was only 25 points for the night.
One poster says since they can't divide the 5 pts change equally between the 3 of them, for her to give them 3 points back and keep 2 pts as a tip. Poster keeps 1 and gives the other 2 posters 1 as well. Manager thanks them and leaves.

One of the posters then says, I think we were ripped off! We each paid 10 points originally, then we received back 1 pt each, which means we each now paid 9 points. 9 times 3 is 27. 27 plus the 2 pts tip is 29.

Where is the other point?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Oops, sorry, i thought this was the government free cheese thread. lol

Hahaha Funny!

I'm going to bed now...... G'night, all.

[3GCOVERAGE]

How can you even use these points? Redeemable for cash? haha if so give me points.

[SlickFazzer]

Diggity,

My goal is to acquire 5k points by years end - I would be interested in 1 or 2 of them.
I have a thread where I periodically update my progress on this conquest.

thanks.