JJ...Had to duke a pries today...

Tsoprano · 02-16-10, 07:47 PM

For somebody that breaks balls 24/7 about minor typos what is a "pries"??

tltaylor89 · 02-16-10, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Long story short I go into a confession booth and start praying. Brought a flask of Manischewitz and I guess the priest smelled it on my breath. Told him it was the blood of Christ and he asked me to leave. Started calling me a Nazi so I ripped the divider down and stared him down.

Told him I had sinned and needed to confess. Father John asked me if I had seen any dead Presidents. I told him maybe and grabbed a Bible.

Stuck $20 in the New Testament and gave it to him.

He heard my confession and even let me drink

I feel better almost like a new born baby after having it's ass smacked.

Was I wrong JJ?

BatemanPatrickl · 02-16-10, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

For somebody that breaks balls 24/7 about minor typos what is a "pries"??

A priest Tony; sorry I was fighting off your mom with my other hand. She was trying to put hot sauce on my leg

FishFace5 · 02-16-10, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

For somebody that breaks balls 24/7 about minor typos what is a "pries"??

Damnit tony u beat me too it.

Tsoprano · 02-16-10, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

A priest Tony; sorry I was fighting off your mom with my other hand. She was trying to put hot sauce on my leg

best of luck with that

*claps slowly for bateman*

jjgold · 02-16-10, 07:52 PM

Good job Patrick, I think you did the right thing.

tltaylor89 · 02-16-10, 07:55 PM

Poor Priest

BatemanPatrickl · 02-16-10, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Good job Patrick, I think you did the right thing.

JJ I told him Uncle Richard at BetPhoenix would give him a free play but he refused